Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

JustShon

maudgonner wrote: »

I dunno how you made sense of that. It's like you're the Gobshíte Whisperer or something.

Robert Redford should make a film about you.

I'd pay to see that.

De Bhál

‪#‎browedandproud‬ ‪#‎browsmatter‬

something to do with eyebrows

kunst nugget

De Bhál wrote: »

‪#‎browedandproud‬ ‪#‎browsmatter‬

I thought the first was about the pride one felt when their brother got married and the second was how important it is to play watersports with your brother which I got to admit is pretty fúcking sick.

ED E

keano_afc wrote: »

I have a couple of friends that do this, both of whom are teachers. I asked about it and they said its the best way to stop their students stalking them. Its very common apparently.

The other approach is to split your firstname:

Jonathan Bloggs -> Jon Athan

Bugs me no end that one.

sullivlo wrote: »

Would be easier to believe if all of the "hope ur ok Hun" comments weren't flooding in. And being liked by the person who wasn't lukn for sympathy.

That story was picked up, didnt do her any favours at all.

Fame and Demise

Jonathan Bloggs -> Jon Athan

Bugs me no end that one.

That might explain some of the fairly obscure surnames I've seen on there.

I've seen some people switch their name around. E.G. John Peterson becomes Peter Johnson.

KatW4

This is from one of my best friends...

HAPPEE SAT

She has an English degree :O

dub_skav

KatW4 wrote: »

This is from one of my best friends...

HAPPEE SAT

She has an English degree :O

I think she has a degree of English,rather than an English degree

Chris_Bradley

"Iv just seen tree teenagers girls about 12is walking up the road and two ov them decided to walk over a car and jump up and down on the roof instead ov walking around it and then shouting at her friend;see yea tomorrow you fat fukn sl*t yea�� id feel sick iff I seen my daughter going that,�� "

fussyonion

"sick of being called short like whats the deal with that so what if im short least i give good ****".

10 likes.

"f*** them hun small tings cum in small packerges".

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

"sick of being called short like whats the deal with that so what if im short least i give good ****".

10 likes.

"f*** them hun small tings cum in small packerges".

She should get cards printed and put them up in phone boxes around the town

XxMCRxBabyxX

The Wicklow Buy and Sell page sells done interesting items!

XxMCRxBabyxX

The Wicklow Buy and Sell page sells some interesting items!

Ted_YNWA

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

The Wicklow Buy and Sell page sells some interesting items!

telpis, wont sum1 pls tink of da angels

Neil Issagum

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

The Wicklow Buy and Sell page sells some interesting items!

Sounds like a couple of porn stars, Chester Draws and Angel Grinder

yerwanthere123

Oh dear

Up town while ago, some Indian fella. Around my own age gawping at me, wrecked my head but said nothing because katie's with me. Delighted my brother came down from town their and said the same fella in a purple hoody was staring at him smirking, Peter went back and asked him does he have a problem, told him keep it up and hel put him through fitzis. Door with a punch haha dirty cúnt dropped his attitude fairly quick, fúck off back to your own country how about that.cocky Prick

Katie is his daughter btw.

Guy:Incognito

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

The Wicklow Buy and Sell page sells some interesting items!

Is the picture that chester drew in the wardrobe?

sligojoek

Strategic planning question! Anyone know if the food hall in Dublin airport in the mornings has porridge ready made or do u have to order it? Ta!

Ray Darcy on tour.

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

telpis, wont sum1 pls tink of da angels

da angles for fupp sake the angles


http://old.mathleague.com/help/geometry/IMG00026.GIF

sligojoek

Saint Telpis. Patron Saint of the Angles.

houseplant

Motherhood dare! (I accepted) I was nominated to post a picture that makes me happy/proud to be a mum 😘. I'm going to tag the ladies that I think are fabulous mothers, and can rise up to the challenge of posting a pic of their own. If I've tagged you as one of these awesome mums, copy the text and paste it to your wall with a picture, and tag more mums!❤ PS MORE OF YOU ARE MEGA MUMS BUT I CAN'T TAG YOU ALL!

Chris_Bradley

The gift that just keeps on giving....

"1916 is so confusing like wtf and who the f*ck are you mentioned to support.. Only for hitter was pounding Britain weed still be eating out ov England shops and drinking muck that you get in England wen on a stags ****ing muck but you're water would be free lol"

BattleCorp

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

The gift that just keeps on giving....

"1916 is so confusing like wtf and who the f*ck are you mentioned to support.. Only for hitter was pounding Britain weed still be eating out ov England shops and drinking muck that you get in England wen on a stags ****ing muck but you're water would be free lol"

They obviously took time away from a Mensa meeting they were attending to post that.

Martypants1

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

Whats it with these f*cking Irish names ?

I don't mind Irish names but people who go by their english names in life and then on facebook its this long winded barely recognizable "Irishified" name

Real life : David Williams*

facebook : Daithi Na Willearameachta*

:mad:

mad up names

I think a lot of times it's because people might be friends with foreigners so they're like "wow you actually have an Irish name!???!?!?!!???!!!11" and it makes them feel great for being Irish.

As well as that people do it I think to show other people on facebook that people might be trying to look them up and it makes them look important that someone is looking them up on facebook.

Loughc wrote: »

I know Garda, teachers and people looking for jobs do this to stop, [EMAIL="w@nkers"]w@nkers[/EMAIL], students & potential employers finding their social media profile.

Considering most of these people started off with their english name they'll still appear in google searches due to the URL of their homepage.

Lady is a tramp

So classy!

"last nith was not d most romantic way 2 ask me but still i said yes an every1 will say we r rushin it abit but itis not like we r married if it dont work out we can break up easy an u only live 1ce an it feel rith so yes i am engaged an im happy so every1 can say wot they wan i dnt care"

Ted_YNWA

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

So classy!

"last nith was not d most romantic way 2 ask me but still i said yes an every1 will say we r rushin it abit but itis not like we r married if it dont work out we can break up easy an u only live 1ce an it feel rith so yes i am engaged an im happy so every1 can say wot they wan i dnt care"

I reckon I have shoes that have a longer life than this will have.

b_mac2

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

So classy!

"last nith was not d most romantic way 2 ask me but still i said yes an every1 will say we r rushin it abit but itis not like we r married if it dont work out we can break up easy an u only live 1ce an it feel rith so yes i am engaged an im happy so every1 can say wot they wan i dnt care"

Two weeks after they met on POF?

Chris_Bradley

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

The gift that just keeps on giving....

"1916 is so confusing like wtf and who the f*ck are you mentioned to support.. Only for hitter was pounding Britain weed still be eating out ov England shops and drinking muck that you get in England wen on a stags ****ing muck but you're water would be free lol"

Dear 'Hitter'

Leave Britains weed alone. Stop pounding it.

yours sincerely
Tipp_gunner

nikpmup

Tears of joy I was in and out of the courtroom less then 20mins I got full custody of my son I was ask if she will pay child support and I told them no cuz I don't need child support or help from the state I got something called a job and being responsible im a single father doing what im supposed to do provide and to teach my boys how to become man

Accompanied by a grown man crying selfie.

sligojoek

nikpmup wrote: »

Tears of joy I was in and out of the courtroom less then 20mins I got full custody of my son I was ask if she will pay child support and I told them no cuz I don't need child support or help from the state I got something called a job and being responsible im a single father doing what im supposed to do provide and to teach my boys how to become man

Accompanied by a grown man crying selfie.

I know a few men in that position but you'd never see any of them putting that sort of ****e on FB

failinis

I know its not Facebook but I wonder what these hens have been telling lies about..