Personal hygiene

The Moldy Gowl · 13-01-2015 4:23pm

Do you fart Nox?

13-01-2015 4:26pm

seventeen sheep wrote: »

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I just don't get WHY. Boxers are cheap. Buy a few multipacks in Penneys and you won't have to worry about them running out. It's not like they even take up much room in the washing machine.

I'm picky about the ones I like and they aren't that cheap and not that always available. When I buy more anyway it just means I can go even longer without running out. I just don't see the need to change everyday (granted I normally do every second day but need what I have left to last me nearly two weeks before I head home and do a wash).

jimgoose · 13-01-2015 4:28pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

I'm picky about the ones I like and they aren't that cheap and not that always available. When I buy more anyway it just means I can go even longer without running out. I just don't see the need to change everyday (granted I normally do every second day but need what I have left to last me nearly two weeks before I head home and do a wash).

In the name a' Jaysis would you ever strap on a (clean) pair, invest in a box of Bold and wash your own damn jocks! :pac::pac::pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 13-01-2015 4:28pm

Oh god you sleep in the underwear too? So you leave them on for 72 hours without even letting a bit of air at it? Oh Jesus

13-01-2015 4:28pm

Walking around in rancid underwear to avoid running the washing machine is the epitome of laziness.

Tilly · 13-01-2015 4:29pm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Oh god you sleep in the underwear too? So you leave them on for 72 hours without even letting a bit of air at it? Oh Jesus

He cant air it for fear the birds will get it.

JoeA3 · 13-01-2015 4:31pm

Were you on the beer on Saturday night Nox? I expect you were, yeah? Hangover on Sunday, a few sneaky paint-peeling farts and a solid black Guinness dump sometime on Sunday afternoon? Maybe a good 'ol cure on Sunday evening or maybe just a dirty fry up?

And you're still wearing the same calvins?

Electric Sheep · 13-01-2015 4:35pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

I'm picky about the ones I like and they aren't that cheap and not that always available. When I buy more anyway it just means I can go even longer without running out. I just don't see the need to change everyday (granted I normally do every second day but need what I have left to last me nearly two weeks before I head home and do a wash).

Are there no laundrettes in your town?

eisenberg1 · 13-01-2015 4:39pm

JoeA3 wrote: »

Were you on the beer on Saturday night Nox? I expect you were, yeah? Hangover on Sunday, a few sneaky paint-peeling farts and a solid black Guinness dump sometime on Sunday afternoon? Maybe a good 'ol cure on Sunday evening or maybe just a dirty fry up?

And you're still wearing the same calvins?

Electric Sheep wrote: »

Are there no laundrettes in your town?

Thats a job for BARRY SCOTT AND CILLIT BANG!!!!

tailgunner · 13-01-2015 4:40pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

(c) posters here are massively exaggerating the outcome of not changing since saturday.

You're my hero.

13-01-2015 4:43pm

Electric Sheep wrote: »

Are there no laundrettes in your town?

I'd rather wait till I go home and anyway I have a washing machine.

Its not the washing anway, its the drying. If I had a dryer I's be more inclined to put on washing a bit more often. Nothing worse than clothes permanently on a clothes horse taking up space in the house and taking days and days to even get remotely dry then onto radiators for another evening or two trying to get them to wearable level of dryness.

blacklilly · 13-01-2015 4:45pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

Nothing worse than clothes permanently on a clothes horse taking up space in the house and taking days and days to even get remotely dry.

Gueeeesssss what? Yes there is, one that jumps to mind is boxers being worn three day is a row. That is what I like to refer to as rank

13-01-2015 4:49pm

blacklilly wrote: »

Gueeeesssss what? Yes there is, one that jumps to mind is boxers being worn three day is a row. That is what I like to refer to as rank

How do people come to the conclusion that its rank when they have never done it?

smash · 13-01-2015 4:51pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

How do people come to the conclusion that its rank when they have never done it?

Basic science... sweat + piss + faeces = very bad bacteria.

13-01-2015 4:55pm

smash wrote: »

Basic science... sweat + piss + faeces = very bad bacteria.

Why are people pissing in their jocks and not using this great invention called toilet paper? Its not like people are going to bury their nose in them looking for the slightest hint of a smell.

Alun · 13-01-2015 4:55pm

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I've never had the pleasure of drinking a Chardonay. Is it the type of thing you'd brew in a bucket? I prefer my white wines like my women - complex, dry and German.

The two aren't mutually exclusive. Chardonnay is just a grape variety, and is also grown in Germany, alongside all the more traditional German varieties. It's also used in making Sekt.

Tilly · 13-01-2015 4:56pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

How do people come to the conclusion that its rank when they have never done it?

I dont need to eat a lump of shít to know it tastes rank.

smash · 13-01-2015 4:57pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

Why are people pissing in their jocks and not using this great invention called toilet paper?

There's this thing where sometimes the last drop waits a while before it comes out. It happens to everyone.

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

Its not like people are going to bury their nose in them looking for the slightest hint of a smell.

The biggest issue with people that smell is that they generally don't realise it because they're used to wallowing in their own filth.

Menas · 13-01-2015 4:57pm

The French are not great on the old Hygiene front.

http://articles.latimes.com/1998/dec/12/news/mn-53299

1998 survey carried out by Sofres polling agency, the Committee on Health Education, the Federation of Perfume Industries and the Organization for Oral and Dental Health,

40% of French men, and 25% of women, do not change their underwear daily.

49% of French females bathe or shower daily, versus 45% of males.

In surveys, 67% of those French people questioned say they brush their teeth twice a day. If that were true, Le Figaro noted skeptically, sales of toothpaste should be more than 240 million tubes a year, and not the current 198.5 million.

Medical personnel, it turns out, are especially aware of the problem. At Paris hospitals, not counting vagrants and the indigent, one patient in three who is admitted is not clean or is wearing dirty undergarments. “Deodorant spray for a number of us is a professional tool at least as important as the stethoscope," a general practitioner in the well-to-do Paris suburb of Saint-Cloud reported.

At the beginning of the '80s, 36% of the French bathed daily. Now it's 47%. That's a significant increase but far from the 80% rate in Denmark and the Netherlands and more than 70% in Britain and Germany.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 13-01-2015 4:58pm

So when I'm potty training my puppy and he ****s on the floor, is the floor clean just because the poop is scooped up? No it's not. That's why you use disinfectant (to kill any trace of bacteria) and wash the floor.

A wipe of a dry piece of paper isn't doing anything for you buddy.

13-01-2015 4:58pm

smash wrote: »

There's this thing where sometimes the last drop waits a while before it comes out. It happens to everyone.

Someone standing beside you is not going to smell what a few tiny drops will do, unless they take off your trousers and have a good long sniff for themselves.

The exaggeration on this thread is mind boggling. I smell of nothing except deodorant.

smash · 13-01-2015 5:01pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

Someone standing beside you is not going to smell what a few tiny drops will do, unless they go down and have a good long sniff for themselves.

After a few days a few drop add up to a lot. Plus the sweat, ffs man the sweat!!! Not to mention the potential smegma. Jesus now I'm turning my own stomach.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 13-01-2015 5:03pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

Someone standing beside you is not going to smell what a few tiny drops will do, unless they take off your trousers and have a good long sniff for themselves.

The exaggeration on this thread is mind boggling. I smell of nothing except deodorant.

There should be a smell of shame off you if you're actually telling the truth

Aglomerado · 13-01-2015 5:03pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

Someone standing beside you is not going to smell what a few tiny drops will do, unless they take off your trousers and have a good long sniff for themselves.

Assume it happens every piss, and give it a day, jaysus, some pong off it then!
Think old guys at funerals shaking hands with you when you're sitting with the mourners, nearly died myself from the smell once!!!

(I love the image in your post though, this thread is GOLD.

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kfallon · 13-01-2015 5:04pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

I'd rather wait till I go home and anyway I have a washing machine.

Has to go down as the biggest waste of money ever....either that or your shower :pac:

seventeen sheep · 13-01-2015 5:06pm

You mentioned earlier you're not single ... Just wondering, how would you feel if your girlfriend was going around in the same knickers for days on end?

13-01-2015 5:12pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

Someone standing beside you is not going to smell what a few tiny drops will do, unless they take off your trousers and have a good long sniff for themselves.

A visual I could have lived without.

I smell of nothing except deodorant

You smell of BO and delusion.

The Moldy Gowl · 13-01-2015 5:18pm

This thread has to go into the greatest ever threads.

tailgunner · 13-01-2015 5:20pm

What a time to be alive!

Bury Down The Hatchet · 13-01-2015 5:24pm

Westin Panicky Bullfighting wrote: »

When are you going to get it into your head that showering every second day does not turn a person into a walking rubbish bin.

It's extremely annoying that some are so blind to this fact and stand by my opinion that it's purely their heads being conditioned into thinking it. Also as they claim to shower every single day without fail they speak from a position of ignorance on the topic.

I think your head could do with being conditioned along with some shampoo!

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