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    #32
    shrewd
    Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    So she decided to go and see the doctor but on her way...


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    #33
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    I met her in a club down in old Soho / Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cola cola


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    #34
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola


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    #35
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    shrewd wrote: »
    So she decided to go and see the doctor but on her way...

    ...she ran into a plumber who had a massive tool......


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    #36
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    lukesmom wrote: »
    She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola

    with the fanny ebola. She introduced me to her...


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    #37
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Tilly wrote: »
    She introduced me to her...

    ...new range of south-west African breakfast cereal, Granola from Angola™.


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    #38
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    So she hopped into the back seat of a passing corolla


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    #39
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,395 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    And said to the driver...'I f*cking hate rhyming.'


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    #40
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    So she began to reminisce about this exact thread that was done over and over in TCN years ago.


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    #41
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    smash wrote: »
    So she began to reminisce about this exact thread that was done over and over in TCN years ago.

    That made her feel old, so she decided to go to Ireland's premier over 30s music festival in Stropshaven Co. Leitrim.


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    #42
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    And it was 90's night so she popped a few mitsis and got finger banged in the corner of the disco!


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    #43
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    smash wrote: »
    And it was 90's night so she popped a few mitsis and got finger banged in the corner of the disco!
    Which passed her ebola infected fanny puss on to the next girl that was finger banged by that lovely gent.


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    #44
    karlkavo
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭karlkavo


    By Prince Charming who was really a butch lesbian wearing docs and a key chain cause that's what men wear!


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    #45
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    But she didn't care because this was her time! It's now or never! She'd never won beat the slut back in the day so she was on a mission...


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    #46
    karlkavo
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭karlkavo


    Meanwhile back at the castle, Grumpy the dwarf was feeling Happy!


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    #47
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    He realised the green bin was actually collected by greyhound yesterday after all. But when he looked inside it, he couldnt believe what he saw at the bottom...


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    #48
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    "What is this witchcraft?" he said as he peered in wonder inside the bin.

    "How did I get in here?"


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    #49
    Carson10
    Registered Users Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    upon returning home, her feet had only made a 'crunch' on the cream gravel driveway when she noticed that the castle her father had bought during the Celtic tiger had been repossessed by NAMA. She read the eviction notice, and frowned. They had given her no time to remove her personal belongings, her ipad, ipod and and her treasured pictures from her gap year in Thailand building houses for charity were all locked inside.

    Wandering around to the side of the castle she noticed her Mini was gone. How could this be she pondered. She had owned the Mini for nearly 6 years. Her father had purchased the mini with chilli pack from Joe Duffy Mini back in 2008 for her 21st bday while she was still studying Business & Arts in UCD. She quickly went to grab her ifone from her clutch bag but remembered she had misplaced it during the nite somewhere between Krystal and getting a taxi near Grafton Street. Annabell had never found herself in this situation before. She heard rumors of daddy having financial difficulty but knew the site he bought in 2009 on the edge of killiney hill would see them straight.........What would she do, it was only 4 weeks until she set off for another gap year in San Fran.


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    #50
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    "You're not in here you daft bastard... did you swap brains with dopey or are you stoned on anti-depressants again? It's me" shouted Sneezy from inside the bin.


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    #51
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    I'm very confused said Tilly Sleepy/Dopey :confused:


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    #52
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    "Ah, Sneezy, my old friend!" he said, although he did still wonder how the two of them were able to fit inside the recycling bin, but then again, the doctor did tell him to go straight to the hospital if he ever saw Sneezy again.

    "Is that a crack-pipe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" he said, winking at Sneezy.


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    #53
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    It turned out to be nothing more than Sneezy's allergy inhaler much to Grumpy's disappointment


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    #54
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    "Let's get out of this bin, Sneezy" but then "Whack!!!!!" the bin was suddenly knocked over! By someone outside the bin!!


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    #55
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    She had done it, she won beat the slut but now she unfortunately couldn't walk straight and bashed into everything!


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    #56
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Then she received a telegraph from....


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    #57
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A handsome prince who snapchatted her a photo of his bits


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    #58
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    It was the biggest overhang she had ever seen.


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    #59
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    She decided to meet up with 'mr big' and hopped on the luas. The smack she had injected in McDonald's toilets had hit her hard and she goofed off on top of a Pakistani begger. The begger threw her off and whipped out a Stanley knife from inside her suspenders!


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    #60
    LoveLamps
    Registered Users Posts: 781 ✭✭✭LoveLamps


    At which point she turned to see a pack of wolves charging around the corner


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    #61
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    ... Running in the opposite direction...


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