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The most self entitled thing you've ever seen....

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    #92
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    Idobai wrote: »
    I could have posted this in Dumb/Great Facebook status, but I felt it really deserved it's own thread.

    "If you haven't received an invitation to mine and Paddy's wedding, I'm sorry but you won't. Unfortunately there are too many people in our lives that are special to us, and not everyone could make the cut. To those of you who still want to share in our special day, we have set up a fund where people can donate to our honeymoon fund *weblink* we really appreciate any donation! cheers."

    I **** ye not. To be honest I'm surprised she hasn't invited everyone she knows, and charged for admission. To those of ye interested, I did make the cut and wouldn't even consider them close friends. So AH, what's the most self entitled thing you've ever heard/seen?


    This has all the hallmarks of an urban myth.Bet its made up.


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    #93
    [Deleted User]
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    Smidge wrote: »
    Oh God Mauzo, thats horrendous.
    Why was he running around the place while his bowels were evacuating?
    Why didn't someone lock him in a jacks???

    First his bowels were evacuating, then it was the guests turn.

    Poor Mauzo. Still, it's probably my favourite wedding story ever!


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    #94
    fred funk }{
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    Best thread in a while.


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    #95
    Smidge
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    Candie wrote: »
    First his bowels were evacuating, then it was the guests turn.

    Poor Mauzo. Still, it's probably my favourite wedding story ever!

    I still can't get the vision of wedding goers collapsing in their finery from the noxious emissions all the while someone grabs the wedding ribbons from the cars and forms a lasso to try to rope Mr Cackypants :D:eek:


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    #96
    Tarzana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭Tarzana


    Pwindedd wrote: »
    I imagine other guests carried the "self-entitlement" into their rooms unknowingly on their shoes perhaps ?

    Oh right, gotcha, I for some reason had it in my head that he was running around the place crazed, shítting everywhere! :pac:


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    #97
    Un Croissant
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    I have a lifelong bowel disease and have never shít myself. You're telling me I'm unusual in this aspect?

    Isnt it ironic? Don't ya think?


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    #98
    Tarzana
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    Ralf and Florian wrote: »
    This has all the hallmarks of an urban myth.Bet its made up.

    I'm dubious too.

    Am chance you can do a screengrab, OP, obviously blanking out names and stuff? Ireland may be too small a country to do that though...


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    #99
    Tarzana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭Tarzana


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    I have a lifelong bowel disease and have never shít myself. You're telling me I'm unusual in this aspect?

    Isnt it ironic? Don't ya think?

    Go away Alanis, nobody likes you.



    :pac::p


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    #100
    Pwindedd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,225 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    Tarzana wrote: »
    Oh right, gotcha, I for some reason had it in my head that he was running around the place crazed, shítting everywhere! :pac:

    You could well be right. I'm just guessing the most probable cause. :D


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    #101
    Seedy Arling
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    Can we send the phantom sh1tter to yer ones wedding?


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    #102
    [Deleted User]
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    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Can we send the phantom sh1tter to yer ones wedding?

    Poetic justice for her, and a potential career for our unemployed sh!tter.

    This suggestion is full of win. Win-win, in fact.


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    #103
    Tarzana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭Tarzana


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Can we send the phantom sh1tter to yer ones wedding?

    Or send them some shíte in the post to help the honeymoon fund.


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    #104
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Tarzana wrote: »
    Go away Alanis, nobody likes you.



    :pac::p

    Spoons! Spoons for everyone!

    mwahaha hahaha hahahahahaha!!!


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    #105
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    Tarzana wrote: »
    I'm dubious too.

    Am chance you can do a screengrab, OP, obviously blanking out names and stuff? Ireland may be too small a country to do that though...

    Theres probably a version of this doing the rounds worldwide with different names.


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    #106
    Meangadh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    Ralf and Florian wrote: »
    This has all the hallmarks of an urban myth.Bet its made up.

    I swear, when it comes to weddings, so many people end up showing their true colours. The most normal of people often turn into complete crazies. The good news is that it's usually temporary, but you do remember it every so often long after the wedding and it definitely changes your perception of the person/people.

    Anyone who requests anything of any sort as a gift on their wedding invitation is nothing only a complete and utter ar$ehole. You can reason it all you want, IMO you're an ar$ehole.

    Jesus though, that prick at that other poster's wedding is probably the worst thing I've ever read here. I would never speak to him again. I would if he was remorseful and embarrassed, but not if he didn't acknowledge it and offer to pay for the damage. What a lowlife.


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    #107
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    mauzo! wrote: »
    A guest at our wedding sh*t himself. He sh*t all the way up the hotel stairs, in the bridal suite, in 3 bedrooms and all over the corridors.

    Ehhh, what was he doing in the Bridal Suite?


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    #108
    strandroad
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    The Mustard wrote: »
    Ehhh, what was he doing in the Bridal Suite?

    Stumbled in drunk I suppose.


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    #109
    [Deleted User]
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    mauzo! wrote: »
    Nobody knows. He destroyed our bridal suite, my husband was on his hands and knees scrubbing it off the carpet at 6am. I woke up and almost vomited when he told me what it was. I thought that was it, not the worst thing ever. Then saw it on the stairs, the whole way down and at least 10 big logs at the bottom.

    One of the groomsmen had to clean it off his floor, his toilet looked like it had been smeared with it, inside and out. The floors had poo footprints on them.

    I can't fathom how he did it. My husband said he must have 'Shawshanked' it and just shook it out his trouser leg.

    One boardsie stood in it :o

    I just want to say this is the funniest thing in the whole thread.

    The Sh!t Shawshanker!

    Again, sorry Mauzo. :)


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    #110
    darkdubh
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    This thread has gotten a mention on of all things a forum about diving.(as in scuba)


    http://www.thediveforum.com/showthread.php?11456-What-a-c**t!!


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    #111
    Pat Mustard
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    mhge wrote: »
    Stumbled in drunk I suppose.

    Yes, but how did he open the presumably locked door?


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    #112
    Tarzana
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    Meangadh wrote: »
    I swear, when it comes to weddings, so many people end up showing their true colours.

    My sister is getting married soon. Overall, she's not been too bad. But I was saying to her last week that me and the other bridesmaids are trying to decide on a hen date that will suit most people as it'll be unlikely we'll find a date to suit everyone. She was like "It's my hen, they better all be there! They can find some way to be!" Um, ok? No pressure on us then! I'm not going to demand people be there! Most people will be able to come, I'm sure, but I doubt whatever date we choose will suit everyone!


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    #113
    Tarzana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭Tarzana


    mhge wrote: »
    Stumbled in drunk I suppose.

    But hotel doors require keys.


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    #114
    strandroad
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    The Mustard wrote: »
    Yes, but how did he open the presumably locked door?

    I can only guess the groom answered the door if he was his friend!


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    #115
    darkdubh
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    The Mustard wrote: »
    Yes, but how did he open the presumably locked door?

    He called reception to say theres a room he hasen't shat in yet and can they let him in?


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    #116
    Vito Corleone
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    This is conjecture on my part but I feel that the details of the wedding poop fiasco must have been exaggerated somewhat, finding it hard to believe one man could produce such a volume of poop.


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    #117
    ardle1
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    Tax


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    #118
    Pat Mustard
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    mhge wrote: »
    I can only guess the groom answered the door if he was his friend!

    *Knock knock*
    Groom: Who's there?
    PS: Tis me, the Phantom Sh1tter.
    Groom: Really? Is there a fire or something?
    PS: No. I have a problem in me trousers. I was wondering if you could lend some assistance.
    Groom: You do know that this is my wedding night?
    PS: Indeed I do. But my bowels have an urgent appointment with your carpet. I blame the food.
    Groom: You don't say. Bugger off.


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    #119
    strandroad
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    Vito Corleone wrote: »
    This is conjecture on my part but I feel that the details of the wedding poop fiasco must have been exaggerated somewhat, finding it hard to believe one man could produce such a volume of poop.

    I invite you to clean up after my dog who's only 40kg and yet I need two hands to deal with the produce... Double that weight, add extra pints for a good explosion and trust me you wouldn't like to be anywhere near! Then you have smears and footprints...


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    #120
    Nekarsulm
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    saw a young want plough her Almera into two stationery cars, which she had not noticed had stopped ahead of her. The one the directly hit had a mum sndlook two children under 4 in it, one child was badly hurt. I went over to the one that caused the crash and asked if the had ring an ambulance or the Gardai. No she says, Im low on credit! yet she was ringing family and friends all the while. someone else rang them and ambulance arrived and was helping the mum and kids. yer one then tells an ambulance man that she feels faint, and gets into the ambulance! It headed off to the hospital (18 miles away) and left the mum and kids at the side of the road....


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    #121
    [Deleted User]
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    mhge wrote: »
    I invite you to clean up after my dog who's only 40kg and yet I need two hands to deal with the produce... Double that weight, add extra pints for a good explosion and trust me you wouldn't like to be anywhere near! Then you have smears and footprints...

    I'd go with the possibility of bowel impaction followed by the laxative effects of Guinness or another beverage of similar repute.

    This guy could have been a sh!tstorm waiting to happen, like a explosive device with an alcoholic detonator.


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