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The most self entitled thing you've ever seen....
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How did he manage to spread slurry over so many Hotel rooms? At some point did he not think it might be better to take to the bathroom until he has resolved his issues?
Anyway, you and your Husband have incredible patience. That's not what you want to be doing on your Wedding Day.
Nobody knows. He destroyed our bridal suite, my husband was on his hands and knees scrubbing it off the carpet at 6am. I woke up and almost vomited when he told me what it was. I thought that was it, not the worst thing ever. Then saw it on the stairs, the whole way down and at least 10 big logs at the bottom.
One of the groomsmen had to clean it off his floor, his toilet looked like it had been smeared with it, inside and out. The floors had poo footprints on them.
I can't fathom how he did it. My husband said he must have 'Shawshanked' it and just shook it out his trouser leg.
One boardsie stood in it
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Nobody knows. He destroyed our bridal suite, my husband was on his hands and knees scrubbing it off the carpet at 6am. I woke up and almost vomited when he told me what it was. I thought that was it, not the worst thing ever. Then saw it on the stairs, the whole way down and at least 10 big logs at the bottom.
One of the groomsmen had to clean it off his floor, his toilet looked like it had been smeared with it, inside and out. The floors had poo footprints on them.
I can't fathom how he did it. My husband said he must have 'Shawshanked' it and just shook it out his trouser leg.
One boardsie stood in it
Honestly, that's beyond self-entitled and completed into the land of the scummy.0 -
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Nobody knows. He destroyed our bridal suite, my husband was on his hands and knees scrubbing it off the carpet at 6am. I woke up and almost vomited when he told me what it was. I thought that was it, not the worst thing ever. Then saw it on the stairs, the whole way down and at least 10 big logs at the bottom.
One of the groomsmen had to clean it off his floor, his toilet looked like it had been smeared with it, inside and out. The floors had poo footprints on them.
I can't fathom how he did it. My husband said he must have 'Shawshanked' it and just shook it out his trouser leg.
One boardsie stood in it
While a large part of me is retching at the thought of it, another large part is utterly furious on your behalf.
This guy covered your wedding day in sh!t, lynching would be too good for him!0 -
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Parent rang our school demanding to speak to teacher colleague...
Parent: "Id like to talk to Miss X "
Receptionist : "Sorry, she's in class at the moment, I could ask her to ring u you after if its urgent"
Parent: "How the hell could she ring me after.. Im at work for god sake"
That's pretty bad.
But it just doesn't compare to a wedding day sh!tstorm
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While a large part of me is retching at the thought of it, another large part is utterly furious on your behalf.
This guy covered your wedding day in sh!t, lynching would be too good for him!
I didn't tell you the worst part. We had to pay well over €1000 for the clean up, and he's on the dole and lives with his parents
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I didn't tell you the worst part. We had to pay well over €1000 for the clean up, and he's on the dole and lives with his parents
I think I want to cry.
I'm really sorry your day was ruined Mauzo. What a grade A sh!t, literally as well as figuratively.
The poor Hotel staff too, having to deal with that. They probably have to deal with the fallout (no pun intended) on review sites from other guests too. What a nightmare.
You should plan a little private weekend in Vegas and do it again for just the two of you, so you have a nice memory to counterbalance the sh!t.1 -
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It was a really great wedding I have to say, it just went downhill as soon as I woke up.
Apologies for derailing the thread!! We had a great honeymoon anyway and just moved into our house, minus electricity
I'll never forget it, nobody will.
At least if you ever hear anyone say your wedding was sh!te, you know not to take it personally.
Well I'm glad it was just the latter part that was ruined, but I'd be presenting that sh!tehawk with the bill and threatening to take him to the small claims court.
Even if you don't want to, it'd do him no harm to be worried about it for a while.0 -
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pappyodaniel wrote: »Was he not really embarrassed? I'd without doubt emigrate if it was me and never EVER return. I mean we've all crapped ourselves but that's the worst soiling yourself story I've ever heard!
No we have not ALL crapped ourselves. 1 -
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It was a really great wedding I have to say, it just went downhill as soon as I woke up.
Apologies for derailing the thread!! We had a great honeymoon anyway and just moved into our house, minus electricity
I'll never forget it, nobody will.
Make sure the plumbing is 100% before you organise the housewarming1 -
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pappyodaniel wrote: »You mean to say you've never sharted?I don't think I have actually. And I think people are assuming sh1tting oneself in public was what was meant. No, we definitely haven't all done that!
Not in public, never! I remember once having a bad case of the 24 hour vomiting bug, it was coming out both ends and there was no stopping it!
Although, I was in my own house and cleaned up my own sh*t.
There goes all my potential sexy PM's....:pac:0 -
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