Squats the Story MkII- Off topic thread

caviardreams

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I'm not a big pizza so I can't comment but actual pineapple is fine.

Pineapple-flavoured anything is rank.

Same goes for banana.

Anything banana flavoured always reminds me of those liquid antibiotics you got as a kid :eek::eek: Vile.

dastardly00

Blacktie. wrote: »

I bet you're one of those weirdos that doesn't like pineapples on their pizzas!

pfft... only weirdos like pineapple on pizza!

Blacktie.

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I'm not a big pizza so I can't comment but actual pineapple is fine.

Pineapple-flavoured anything is rank.

Same goes for banana.

This is true! Though I do enjoy banana milkshakes and milk occasionally. Or I did before I went on this hugely over extended cut.

dastardly00

I like banana flavoured protein powder I must say

Zillah

Back when I ate animals pineapple and ham on a pizza was pretty great.

Caliden

rubadub wrote: »

If there is pineapple on it then it ceases to be a pizza, it's now an abomination. Only 1 fruit belongs on a pizza -tomato.

If people find protein tastes bad they could try holding their nose while drinking it, or not breathing in through your nose. I remember seeing tests and people were not able to tell the difference between milkshakes when their nose was blocked.

I must be in the minority that doesn't mind the taste of unflavoured whey protein if I don't have any fruit to add.

Mellor

rubadub wrote: »

If there is pineapple on it then it ceases to be a pizza, it's now an abomination. Only 1 fruit belongs on a pizza -tomato.

Peppers, sweetcorn, and olives are all pretty common fruit on pizza.

#StopPineappleDiscrimination

Alf Veedersane

In other protein-related news, a new butcher opened nearby.

I may have thought the steak hache was more exotic than it was but I'm on my way to a meat PR.

rubadub

Mellor wrote: »

Peppers, sweetcorn, and olives are all pretty common fruit on pizza.

#StopPineappleDiscrimination

Olives, the other I despise. When people say fruit does not belong on a pizza they quite obviously mean sweet fruits, not the likes of tomato or what you mentioned which many would lump in with veg. I only mentioned tomato as if you say fruit the tomato pedants jump out of the woodwork. I have actually never seen people list the ones you did which is odd.

Did the pineapple pizza lovers like oranges, apples, banana on their pizza too? if you have not tried them why not? if you like pineapple so much you would think people would give them a go too.

I love pineapples, and oranges, I would not want them on a pizza just as I would not sprinkle cheese or pepperoni on a fruit salad.

Mellor

I Knew what you you mean tbh. I don't mind pineapple on pizza. But don't love it. I've like it in some spicy Thai dishes though.

That's kinda the point I was making. The pendants are always mentioning that tomatoes are really fruit. But nobody says it about peppers or chillis. Or all the rest. Cucumber and squash are two others.

granty1987

Best one I have ever tasted was the vanilla P20/P30/Psomething by Musashi. Used to drink it back when i was in school mixed with milk. I'd demolish it with a few fig rolls - seriously good.

I really hope whenever I try this again I don't ruin my rose tinted protein shaker

ectoraige

rubadub wrote: »

I have actually never seen people list the ones you did which is odd.

I'm here to represent the olive and caper fruit lovers.

Blacktie.

rubadub wrote:

Did the pineapple pizza lovers like oranges, apples, banana on their pizza too? if you have not tried them why not? if you like pineapple so much you would think people would give them a go too.

Texture mainly. Except maybe the orange but sounds a bit too acidic. Might be worth a shot though. Pretty funny how you come across as if you're insulted by people enjoying pineapple on pizza!

Alf Veedersane

Blacktie. wrote: »

Pretty funny how you come across as if you're insulted by people enjoying pineapple on pizza!

It just means you're weird, innit.

What kind of weirdos put pineapple on pizza.
You sicken me.

Alf Veedersane

I saw some dessert pizza bullsh*t earlier.

Essentially they'd ruined an apple crumble by putting it on a pizza base.

What. The actual. Fùck.

cloudatlas

Anchovies.

Blacktie.

cloudatlas wrote:

Anchovies.

Go back to hell where you belong.

Mellor

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I saw some dessert pizza bullsh*t earlier.

Essentially they'd ruined an apple crumble by putting it on a pizza base.

What. The actual. F ck.

Lol. I doubt it's actually a pizza base.

Most likely a pastry dough with a load of sugar and butter. Basically an like apple tart crust, just bake flat instead of in a tin.

Jay farrant is very nice

Blacktie.

bluewolf wrote:

Jay farrant is very nice

This feels like a boards version of a really bad frape..

ford2600

bluewolf wrote: »

What kind of weirdos put pineapple on pizza.
You sicken me.

I don't eat a lot of pizza and such but I've recently used pear with a blue chess with a little honey on pizza. Really popular.

Neighbour, who's a real foodie, has a wood fire oven in his back yard. For his last two parties I've made all the pizzas; really nice work. Get to play fire, handle the dough and try out stuff on hungry drunks!

The offal pizza was the winner though, nice tomato Base, chorizo, Inch House black pudding, a nice chesse and finished with chillies and olive oil.

Once the Base is good and oven right temperature nearly anything can work. Drunks are easy to please though😀

Mr. CooL ICE

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cloudatlas

ford2600 wrote: »

I don't eat a lot of pizza and such but I've recently used pear with a blue chess with a little honey on pizza. Really popular.

Neighbour, who's a real foodie, has a wood fire oven in his back yard. For his last two parties I've made all the pizzas; really nice work. Get to play fire, handle the dough and try out stuff on hungry drunks!

The offal pizza was the winner though, nice tomato Base, chorizo, Inch House black pudding, a nice chesse and finished with chillies and olive oil.

Once the Base is good and oven right temperature nearly anything can work. Drunks are easy to please though😀

That sounds divine!

arayess

bluewolf wrote: »

What kind of weirdos put pineapple on pizza.
You sicken me.

i'm eating it now

ham , mushroom , pineapple

caviardreams

Ah lads, further proof that the NSA are watching and saw DTP's "kelloggs variety pack" whey idea - new on myprotein today:

http://www.myprotein.ie/sports-nutrition/impact-whey-sample-box/11177708.html?widget_id=357259

Blacktie.

caviardreams wrote:

Ah lads, further proof that the NSA are watching and saw DTP's "kelloggs variety pack" whey idea - new on myprotein today:

Ha I thought the same thing!

Dtp1979

caviardreams wrote: »

Ah lads, further proof that the NSA are watching and saw DTP's "kelloggs variety pack" whey idea - new on myprotein today:

http://www.myprotein.ie/sports-nutrition/impact-whey-sample-box/11177708.html?widget_id=357259

It's ok I'll be getting 15% of every pack sold. well I assume I will.

Alf Veedersane

Dtp1979 wrote: »

It's ok I'll be getting 15% of every pack sold. well I assume I will.

I get 15% of the MyBroteen discount code for every vlog I have a cameo in.

Zillah

caviardreams wrote: »

Ah lads, further proof that the NSA are watching and saw DTP's "kelloggs variety pack" whey idea - new on myprotein today:

http://www.myprotein.ie/sports-nutrition/impact-whey-sample-box/11177708.html?widget_id=357259

Despite being entirely happy with chocolate I might get this out of sheer curiosity.