Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

Jellicoe · 03-10-2012 12:08am

ilovesleep wrote:

Wow! Turning your lack of a cock around onto women.

Why don't you just stay away from those with fannies and fcek off and worship some cocks?

"ilovesleep ?" lol, that would explain it

[1ZRed=quote]
He can stay feckin put were he is!

I don't need more competition on the market

Edit: with an attitude like that, he's probably got a small cock. He's no threat to me so [/quote]

the only one your kidding is yourself

doolox · 03-10-2012 12:20am

Get a tape,a ruler or a yardstick,
perhaps even a meter rule,
be not afraid of a vernier calipers,
to measure the length of a turgid tool.

Grab that organ by the shaft,
give it a bit of stimulation,
watch it stiffen, lengthen and inflate,
then be ready for the score.

5,6 or even seven,
then you'd be in 7th heaven,
perhaps those of a metric bent,
go 12,14,or 16 centimeters.

Whatever the length of your sexual organ,
whether you bed a princess or a gorgan,
to those who care a lot about measure,
it matters not in the final pleasure.

dlofnep · 03-10-2012 12:21am

I'm above average for an Icelander. Come at me babes!

kevohmsford · 03-10-2012 12:22am

1ZRed · 03-10-2012 12:24am

Jellicoe wrote: »

1ZRed wrote:

He can stay feckin put were he is!

I don't need more competition on the market

Edit: with an attitude like that, he's probably got a small cock. He's no threat to me so

the only one your kidding is yourself

Alright, didn't mean to make that sound like I was a massive guy

But if you're so hung I'd like to know out of curiosity what size would constitute that thought

Millicent · 03-10-2012 12:28am

Gauss wrote: »

What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.

What research? It's bollocks (excuse the pun! :pac:) designed to make men feel self-conscious. Lads, seriously, if you pay your partner the proper attention and give some care to what you're doing, it's genuinely not the size of the sword that counts but how you wield it.

Smidge · 03-10-2012 12:31am

Millicent wrote: »

What research? It's bollocks (excuse the pun! :pac:) designed to make men feel self-conscious. Lads, seriously, if you pay your partner the proper attention and give some care to what you're doing, it's genuinely not the size of the sword that counts but how you wield it.

Not so sure about that tbh
If you have never seen or experienced a tragically small one you would know there isn't a damn thing you can do with it(and I mean so small it could probably be classed as a disability)

Millicent · 03-10-2012 12:35am

Smidge wrote: »

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Not so sure about that tbh
If you have never seen or experienced a tragically small one you would know there isn't a damn thing you can do with it(and I mean so small it could probably be classed as a disability)

I have experience of a large tool and an even larger tool behind it who thought he was God's gift. Trust me, smaller and competent beats larger and clueless every time.

Smidge · 03-10-2012 12:38am

Millicent wrote: »

I have experience of a large tool and an even larger tool behind it who thought he was God's gift. Trust me, smaller and competent beats larger and clueless every time.

Well this one was the size of a very small baby finger(length and girth)so it didn't really matter who was behind it.

kowloon · 03-10-2012 12:54am

Gauss wrote: »

Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.

This is why we cook them dinner.

Boscoirl wrote: »

I only have the protractor left

Grab any convenient object of known length, trigonometry is your friend.

Greentopia · 03-10-2012 12:57am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

its not the hammer its the nail you are throwing it at

No, it's definitely the hammer. Definitely.

Greentopia · 03-10-2012 1:05am

Jellicoe wrote: »

Its not the average willy that is the problem in Ireland, its the predominance of big worn out fannies in Ireland.

If that's the case what do you have to complain about? what do you think they're being worn out by? vibrators? although what with Irish men being so small...:pac: babies? and how do babies get in us wimmins? bingo!

And unless you're female or gay you don't get to say if it's a problem that the average size of an Irish guy's todger is below average. That's for us to have to deal with

Greentopia · 03-10-2012 1:14am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The biggest todger I've ever seen was attached to an irish guy. Massive. Seriously, you wouldn't even know where to start. If you got a slap off it you'd be left with a bruise.

I had a similar experience a few years ago with a guy-Irish too! I think his was a tie for biggest with a German guy I went out with. Though I think he won out in the girth department.

Azure_sky · 09-11-2012 1:26pm

Considering some of the posts I've seen on here I would argue that Ireland actually has some of the biggest dicks in Europe.

CatFromHue · 09-11-2012 1:29pm

I thought girls wanted a guy who could make them laugh?

kfallon · 09-11-2012 1:33pm

CatFromHue wrote: »

I thought girls wanted a guy who could make them laugh?

That's us Irish, we make them laugh.....when they see the size of our willies

:pac:

Solair · 09-11-2012 1:43pm

Honestly lads, chill!

I wouldn't normally post on something like this, but I am sick of this anti-Irish, self-flagellation nonsense that goes on at times on threads like this.

The paper seems to have been relying on data that was just gathered from websites!
All it says is that the people who provided the information to those websites had larger egos in certain countries or were fixated on their endowment.

The Telegraph UK wrote:

But critics have claimed that Mr Lynn's research is flawed because he has admitted gathering his data on penis length from websites.
Jelte Wicherts, professor of methodology at Tilburg University, Holland, said: "This is a brave paper in a controversial area but the data has no methodology."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9577113/British-men-more-well-endowed-than-French...but-smaller-than-Germans.html

The only conclusion that I could draw is that paper will never refuse ink and tabloids like this kind of stuff.

0ph0rce0 · 09-11-2012 1:45pm

Thank god its FACT.

And here's me thinking it was just me., PHEWWW!!!!

CatFromHue · 09-11-2012 2:28pm

Solair wrote: »

Honestly lads, chill!

I wouldn't normally post on something like this, but I am sick of this anti-Irish, self-flagellation nonsense that goes on at times on threads like this.

The paper seems to have been relying on data that was just gathered from websites!
All it says is that the people who provided the information to those websites had larger egos in certain countries or were fixated on their endowment.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9577113/British-men-more-well-endowed-than-French...but-smaller-than-Germans.html

The only conclusion that I could draw is that paper will never refuse ink and tabloids like this kind of stuff.

Are there any Irish porn stars?

Cos depending on what websites he was using that could really mess us about.