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Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

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    #92
    griffdaddy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭griffdaddy


    Wow, I never knew Chinese people had 2 penes
    Daily Mail wrote:
    Russia - 5.2
    USA - 5.1
    Ireland - 5
    Romania - 5
    China - 4.3
    India - 4
    China - 4
    Thailand - 4
    South Korea - 3.8


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html#ixzz283r6768Q
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    #93
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Actually i'd disagree, women get off on anticipation, seduction, detachment, being held and kissed passionately, touched in the right places at the right times .. not simply mauled with a cóck ..

    The motion of the ocean can refer to a lot of things .. at least in my mind.. by then again what do i know, i'm just a huge díck

    You're not so bad :)


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    #94
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Gauss wrote: »
    What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.


    Actually i'd disagree, women get off on anticipation, seduction, detachment, being held and kissed passionately, touched in the right places at the right times .. not simply mauled with a cóck ..

    The motion of the ocean can refer to a lot of things .. at least in my mind.. by then again what do i know, i'm just a huge díck

    Yes I agree with that, but the point I'm making is a big penis alone is much more likely to bring a woman to orgasm without anything else.


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    #95
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    mauzo wrote: »
    Ive always found that the bigger the guys nose the bigger his penis!

    Probably just me though....
    And there was me thinking the Jewish-Israeli lobby groups only influenced public opinion in trivial matters, such as foreign and military policy in the Middle-East!

    More titillating tat from the DM. Must be a death knell for any academic's career to have their research featured in that rag.


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    #96
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I think this is the second or third time I've repeated myself in the last week, but here goes: It's not length that's important, it's girth. There are a lot of nerve endings near the vaginal opening and very few once you get in a couple of inches, otherwise women would find tampons painful.


    There's nothing wrong with the Irish penis, we don't need a survey to tell us that!


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    #97
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Gauss wrote: »
    Yes I agree with that, but the point I'm making is a big penis all is much more likely to bring a woman to orgasm without anything else.
    Actually a lot of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. I think Hardonraging should has his own DM column!


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    #98
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Actually a lot of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. I think Hardonraging should has his own DM column!

    SShhh, then they'll know we're faking!!


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    #99
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    I once saw a midget with a massive one... Looked like tripod!
    Suppose you know where all his growth went now


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    #100
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    mauzo wrote: »
    SShhh, then they'll know we're faking!!
    Not all of us, Mauzo ;).


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    #101
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Aha, we may have the smallest willys, but we definately have the biggest pricks!!!!!


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    #102
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Actually a lot of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. I think Hardonraging should has his own DM column!
    I always thought most guys knew that, feck sake even I did :p

    Build up and a nice bit of tension/intensity is much better than just straight out ploughing non stop until you get off. More enjoyable for both too! :pac:


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    #103
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I always thought most guys knew that, feck sake even I did :p

    Build up and a nice bit of tension/intensity is much better than just straight out ploughing non stop until you get off. More enjoyable for both too! :pac:

    Exactly, act like a man, not a jackhammer!


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    #104
    Andy-Pandy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    Excellent, i can feel smug as fvck when im out and about now. If only I could find a girl that wanted to see it.


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    #105
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Andy-Pandy wrote: »
    Excellent, i can feel smug as fvck when im out and about now. If only I could find a girl that wanted to see it.

    \o/


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    #106
    wolfeye
    Registered Users Posts: 428 ✭✭wolfeye


    Sits back in the chair and reads this thread with my size 17 shoes up on the table.


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    #107
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    wolfeye wrote: »
    Sits back in the chair and reads this thread with my size 17 shoes up on the table.
    Yore a right clown you are! :pac:


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    #108
    wolfeye
    Registered Users Posts: 428 ✭✭wolfeye


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Yore a right clown you are!

    Thats not what your ma said last night!


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    #109
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    wolfeye wrote: »
    Thats not what your ma said last night!
    If she was anything like your da, I'd have a fairly good idea of it ;)


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    #110
    wolfeye
    Registered Users Posts: 428 ✭✭wolfeye


    1ZRed wrote: »
    If she was anything like your da, I'd have a fairly good idea of it ;)

    Stop that clowning around now !:D


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    #111
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Exactly, act like a man, not a jackhammer!

    Ah, the jackhammer is fun the odd time too though! :P


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    #112
    RossyG
    Registered Users Posts: 297 ✭✭RossyG


    It's lies because mine's actually three inches!

    So suck on that, Daily Mail.

    If you can find it...


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    #113
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    So Irish manhood is on the wane, now there's a surprise.. bmw's have bn the template here, for too long whilst you all danse around yer 'andbags and tbh it's made willy wilt too.

    Nothing to see here folks.


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    #114
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave :p


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    #115
    Glenn_Flinn
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭Glenn_Flinn


    Asians genuinely wouldn't care about their penis sizes. But Irish? Any way an irish person can feel superior to another they'll take the opportunity.


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    #116
    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,633 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    wolfeye wrote: »
    Sits back in the chair and reads this thread with my size 17 shoes up on the table.

    Damien? Is that you????


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    #117
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,403 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I have one of those variable geometry mickeys. It also adjust for atmospheric conditions, I assume any measurement is at STP. At what setting is the length measured?


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    #118
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    So when the Irish man takes out his small willy the woman says, "Who do you think you're going to please with that?" The man replies, "Myself."


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    #119
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Who only has a 5.03 inch willy?


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    #120
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    kfallon wrote: »
    5.03.....if only :(:o

    :pac:

    Nothing wrong with 5.03cm :p


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    #121
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Glenn_Flinn wrote: »
    Asians genuinely wouldn't care about their penis sizes. But Irish? Any way an irish person can feel superior to another they'll take the opportunity.
    They'd want to not care about them tbh! :pac:

    The Irish superiority thing is BS though. It's just in a man's nature to want to be the biggest and best he can be. This isn't exclusive to us, it's what all guys think about from time to time.
    Watch English/American or any other foreign TV and you'll be bound to come across the same small dick jokes.

    And I don't believe this survey. The average has always been shown to be around 6" nearly all the time. (At least in western countries)


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