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Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

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    #122
    Nollog
    Registered Users Posts: 5,428 ✭✭✭Nollog


    At least we have a sense of humour.


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    #123
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    Your lad in yer hand is worth two in the bush


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    #124
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Wee Willy, ha... the irony. :pac:


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    #125
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    I.. Really don't care for this stuff.


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    #126
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    davet82 wrote: »
    In Europe, Icelanders are the best endowed at 6.5in and the Irish are the second smallest at 5.03in - behind only Romanians at 5.01in

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210784/British-men-bigger-penises-French-according-survey-manhood-sizes.html

    I wouldn't worry about it, Irish women have the biggest mouths so it all evens out in the end


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    #127
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    vicwatson wrote: »
    It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave :p
    That's like saying money can't buy you happiness!


    The only people who say it are those that don't have any!


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    #128
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    *licks eyebrows*


    :pac:


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    #129
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    That's like saying money can't buy you happiness!


    The only people who say it are those that don't have any!
    Who needs money when you've got a big cock?

    At least then you can earn with it!

    Two birds brah :pac:


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    #130
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    AeoNGriM wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry about it, Irish women have the biggest mouths so it all evens out in the end

    So ............... not even a mouthful ...........
    1ZRed wrote: »
    Who needs money when you've got a big cock?

    At least then you can earn with it!

    Two birds brah :pac:
    Are you thinking of resurrecting your gay pornstar career idea?


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    #131
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Who needs money when you've got a big cock?

    At least then you can earn with it!

    Two birds brah :pac:
    Thought you didn't swing that way :D


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    #132
    1ZRed
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    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Are you thinking of resurrecting your gay pornstar career idea?
    Hmm maybeh :P

    Tbf, there wasn't much of a career to resurrect in the first place! :D


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    #133
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    smash wrote: »
    1ZRed wrote: »
    Who needs money when you've got a big cock?

    At least then you can earn with it!

    Two birds brah :pac:
    Thought you didn't swing that way :D


    gay straight for pay! :p


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    #134
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hmm maybeh :P

    Tbf, there wasn't much of a career to resurrect in the first place! :D
    But your pictures got approval, you're halfway there!


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    #135
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    Thought you didn't swing that way :D
    I'll admit I'm not adverse to playing on either side from time to time

    Even gay lads need the odd time out! :P


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    #136
    wolfeye
    Registered Users Posts: 428 ✭✭wolfeye


    banie01 wrote: »
    Damien? Is that you????

    That you Cynthia?


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    #137
    IvySlayer
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    It's not the size of the pen, it's how you write your signature.


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    #138
    The_Kew_Tour
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    suicide_circus wrote: »
    It's not the 4 inches that count, it's the 16 stone beer belly behind it ramming 'er home.

    I honestly think this one best comments I have read in here.

    Pissing laughing.


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    #139
    Varied
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    Will the "Irish women have the biggest fannies" thread be locked in 3 posts or less?

    I'm guessing yes.


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    #140
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Varied wrote: »
    Will the "Irish women have the biggest fannies" thread be locked in 3 posts or less?

    I'm guessing yes.
    In fairness we're defending the honour of the Irish penis.


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    #141
    1ZRed
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    IvySlayer wrote: »
    It's not the size of the pen, it's how you write your signature.
    You'd better hope your pick is nothing like a bic

    Damn blotchy bastard things!

    :pac:


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    #142
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    It's not the size of the pen, it's how you write your signature.


    Sprayed my wife in the eye once when I squirted my ink, she insisted I go back to putting a rubber on my pencil the next time... :(


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    #143
    1ZRed
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    say_who_now? wrote: »
    gay straight for pay! :p
    Ah, feck all money in that sort of thing! Do that and all you are is your dick

    There's actually a small bit more to me than what I have in my jocks :P
    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    But your pictures got approval, you're halfway there!

    True but I'm only taking the piss about starting :D
    I'd be a liar if I said I haven't thought about it a few times and gone "fuck it, this would be great craic!", but it's a slippery slope.


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    #144
    ADonoghue
    Registered Users Posts: 25 ✭ADonoghue


    What does a fella with a 12 inch penis have for his breakfast ?? , I have a bowl of cornflakes and two rounds of toast


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    #145
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    True but I'm only taking the piss about starting :D
    I'd be a liar if I said I haven't thought about it a few times and gone "fuck it, this would be great craic!", but it's a slippery slope.

    Ease up on the lube Redzer, be grand;).


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    #146
    Jellicoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Jellicoe


    A big cock is only a problem if you cannot find a big worn out fanny to fit it in.
    Luckily there is quite a few of those about in Ireland.


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    #147
    say_who_now?
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    ADonoghue wrote: »
    What does a fella with a 12 inch penis have for his breakfast ?? , I have a bowl of cornflakes and two rounds of toast


    I usually have a coffee myself, but my wife has a foot long breakfast roll, can down it in one go too! :p

    (no gag reflex, great fun! :D)


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    #148
    NegativeCreep
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    say_who_now? wrote: »
    I usually have a coffee myself, but my wife has a foot long breakfast roll, can down it in one go too! :p

    (no gag reflex, great fun! :D)

    Do girls with no gag reflexes exist? And, if so, where can I find one? :D


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    #149
    shopaholic01
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    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    Do girls with no gag reflexes exist? And, if so, where can I find one? :D
    Get Redzer to bring you onto the set when he embarks on his pornstar career.


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    #150
    1ZRed
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    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    Do girls with no gag reflexes exist? And, if so, where can I find one? :D
    Tell her to make a fist with her left hand, stick her thumb in it and squeeze a bit. See what happens.

    Have fun ;)


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    #151
    Hardonraging
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    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Actually a lot of women can't orgasm from penetration alone. I think Hardonraging should has his own DM column!

    I agree , after a long hard think ;) about it .. going back to what i said earlier, i've met many's a lovely lady who straight up said, i've never orgasmed from sex, sure they can orgasm through masturbation, but not penetrative sex ..

    My survey however has proven them wrong, but it wasnt just he penatrative sex that caused them to orgasm, it was a number of factor, prior and during the penetrative sex..


    JohnMarston wrote: »
    You're not so bad :)


    If only you really knew chef


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    Do girls with no gag reflexes exist? And, if so, where can I find one? :D


    Very much so they do... personally i'd start on the bus, just get on it, and ask each woman, eventually you'll strike gold ... Or something !!


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