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Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

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    #152
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Get Redzer to bring you onto the set when he embarks on his pornstar career.
    Woah woah woah! There's 3 reasons why I think God was having a laugh putting me together and calling me gay.

    One of those reasons is that I don't deep throat.
    I'm a top, why would I be getting his flag that far up if he's not going to be flying it high in me! :p


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    #153
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Tell her to make a fist with her left hand, stick her thumb in it and squeeze a bit. See what happens.

    Have fun ;)

    :confused:
    Are I very innocent or am I missing something here?


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    #154
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    Do girls with no gag reflexes exist?

    Why do you think I got her down the aisle as quick as possible?

    (Took her up the aisle on the honeymoon night! :p)

    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    And, if so, where can I find one? :D

    You'll come across one eventually! :D


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    #155
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Ease up on the lube Redzer, be grand;).
    You're right, there's a recession going on ffs. Unnecessary luxury.

    Spit will have to do! :D


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    #156
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    :confused:
    Are I very innocent or am I missing something here?
    Try it and stick a finger (for lack of a better item :p) back your mouth to see!

    It's not always 100% fool proof but seems to help


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    #157
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Very much so they do... personally i'd start on the bus, just get on it, and ask each woman, eventually you'll strike gold ... Or something !!

    OK thanks. I'll start tomorrow. Gosh, you internet people are so helpful :D


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    #158
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    OK thanks. I'll start tomorrow. Gosh, you internet people are so helpful :D
    Eh......... I didn't say that :D, but good luck!


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    #159
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    You're right, there's a recession going on ffs. Unnecessary luxury.

    Spit will have to do! :D
    Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!


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    #160
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Tell her to make a fist with her left hand, stick her thumb in it and squeeze a bit. See what happens.

    Have fun ;)

    I heard about that. Tried it myself and with my finger and it worked but my finger is a whole lot skinnier than my willy so I doubt that will work :pac:


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    #161
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!


    Ohh I dunno about that shop, just as long as you don't bite down when I tickle your tonsils! :D


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    #162
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!

    No, he meant that when you clench your fist real tight with your thumb in the middle of the fist it's supposed to stop your gag reflex :D


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    #163
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!
    Well if can ever find a man that'll fill your mouth that much give me a shout! :pac:


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    #164
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,391 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    smash wrote: »
    That's like saying money can't buy you happiness!


    The only people who say it are those that don't have any!

    I thought miserable rich people said it.


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    #165
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Oh, you meant put the fist in your mouth! Mine doesn't fit - no man will want me now:(:o!


    So off my xmas card list now ..


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    #166
    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    This again


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    #167
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    The Radiator wrote: »
    This again


    That's what SHE said.


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    #168
    Lorna123
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    Who cares???


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    #169
    shopaholic01
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    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    No, he meant that when you clench your fist real tight with your thumb in the middle of the fist it's supposed to stop your gag reflex :D

    Thanks, I was really confused!
    1ZRed wrote: »
    Well if can ever find a man that'll fill your mouth that much give me a shout! :pac:

    Will do, Redzer.
    Hardonraging wrote: »
    So off my xmas card list now ..
    :(
    say_who_now? wrote: »
    Ohh I dunno about that shop, just as long as you don't bite down when I tickle your tonsils! :D

    At least there's one gentleman left:pac:.


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    #170
    1ZRed
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    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    At least there's one gentleman left:pac:.
    Just the one? :(

    But I'm a nice guy, therefore I must finish last! :pac:


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    #171
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    1ZRed wrote: »
    But I'm a nice guy, therefore I must finish last! :pac:


    Just as long as you wipe up after yourself Izzy! :D


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    #172
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Ah sure lads you're fine once it's not a bendy one ;)


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    #173
    Light Switch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    Woooo. :D


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    #174
    getzls
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 806 ✭✭✭getzls


    Probably something to do with all the inbreeding in the Irish Republic.


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    #175
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    getzls wrote: »
    Probably something to do with all the inbreeding in the Irish Republic.

    inbreeding causes small willys?

    damn it :(


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    #176
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nah it's the cold weather we get here.:D


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    #177
    1ZRed
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    say_who_now? wrote: »
    That's what SHE said.
    Things are bad when your special lady friend is getting sick of your cock! :pac:


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    #178
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I feel the OP is trying to make a point but I just can't see it! :pac:


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    #179
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    But critics have claimed that Mr Lynn's research is flawed because he has admitted gathering his data on penis length from websites.

    So you can get scientific papers published by watching loads and loads of porn. Good to know.


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    #180
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Funglegunk wrote: »
    So you can get scientific papers published by watching loads and loads of porn. Good to know.
    Lucky for you that's the part of straight porn you focus on anyway :p


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    #181
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Lucky for you that's the part of straight porn you focus on anyway :p

    Have to measure hundreds of cocks somehow.


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