Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

1ZRed · 02-10-2012 10:39pm

ilovesleep wrote: »

Wow! Turning your lack of a cock around onto women.

Why don't you just stay away from those with fannies and fcek off and worship some cocks?

He can stay feckin put were he is! :mad:

I don't need more competition on the market

Edit: with an attitude like that, he's probably got a small cock. He's no threat to me so

1ZRed · 02-10-2012 10:45pm

Boscoirl wrote: »

I have never had a boner and a ruler in the same place

Too intimidating? :pac:

Boscoirl · 02-10-2012 10:47pm

NegativeCreep wrote: »

You've never been in your room alone after school then so :P

Plenty and plenty of times :cool:

Cupcake_Crisis · 02-10-2012 10:47pm

The biggest todger I've ever seen was attached to an irish guy. Massive. Seriously, you wouldn't even know where to start. If you got a slap off it you'd be left with a bruise.

Boscoirl · 02-10-2012 10:50pm

right I am off to find a ruler

1ZRed · 02-10-2012 10:53pm

Boscoirl wrote: »

right I am off to find a ruler

I'm sure the one that comes along with the maths set will do you fine mate

Boscoirl · 02-10-2012 10:53pm

I only have the protractor left

Boscoirl · 02-10-2012 11:03pm

well that was a weird conversation...

Me: Where is the tape measure?
herself: Why do you need one at this time of night?
me: am.......

ArtSmart · 02-10-2012 11:05pm

Boscoirl wrote: »

well that was a weird conversation...

Me: Where is the tape measure?
herself: Why do you need one at this time of night?
me: am.......

you know, 'she' might just know off the top of her head. (em, no possible pun intended)

Smidge · 02-10-2012 11:05pm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The biggest todger I've ever seen was attached to an irish guy. Massive. Seriously, you wouldn't even know where to start. If you got a slap off it you'd be left with a bruise.

LOL
A friend of mine "saw" one on a guy from the UK and literally ran away screaming......

"There's no fu*king chance you're going anywhere near me with the thing. It was sex I wanted, not fukin impaling":eek::D

To this day she swears it was at least a foot long:eek:

Jellicoe · 02-10-2012 11:08pm

ilovesleep wrote:

Wow! Turning your lack of a cock around onto women.

Why don't you just stay away from those with fannies and fcek off and worship some cocks?

"ilovesleep ?" lol, that would explain it

[1ZRed=quote]
He can stay feckin put were he is!

I don't need more competition on the market

Edit: with an attitude like that, he's probably got a small cock. He's no threat to me so [/quote]

the only one your kidding is yourself

doolox · 02-10-2012 11:20pm

Get a tape,a ruler or a yardstick,
perhaps even a meter rule,
be not afraid of a vernier calipers,
to measure the length of a turgid tool.

Grab that organ by the shaft,
give it a bit of stimulation,
watch it stiffen, lengthen and inflate,
then be ready for the score.

5,6 or even seven,
then you'd be in 7th heaven,
perhaps those of a metric bent,
go 12,14,or 16 centimeters.

Whatever the length of your sexual organ,
whether you bed a princess or a gorgan,
to those who care a lot about measure,
it matters not in the final pleasure.

dlofnep · 02-10-2012 11:21pm

I'm above average for an Icelander. Come at me babes!

kevohmsford · 02-10-2012 11:22pm

1ZRed · 02-10-2012 11:24pm

Jellicoe wrote: »

1ZRed wrote:

He can stay feckin put were he is!

I don't need more competition on the market

Edit: with an attitude like that, he's probably got a small cock. He's no threat to me so

the only one your kidding is yourself

Alright, didn't mean to make that sound like I was a massive guy

But if you're so hung I'd like to know out of curiosity what size would constitute that thought

Millicent · 02-10-2012 11:28pm

Gauss wrote: »

What I find interesting is how people actually believe the whole "motion of the ocean" crap. Studies have proven that ability to stay hard and size are the two most important factors in giving a woman an orgasm from penetration alone. Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.

What research? It's bollocks (excuse the pun! :pac:) designed to make men feel self-conscious. Lads, seriously, if you pay your partner the proper attention and give some care to what you're doing, it's genuinely not the size of the sword that counts but how you wield it.

Smidge · 02-10-2012 11:31pm

Millicent wrote: »

What research? It's bollocks (excuse the pun! :pac:) designed to make men feel self-conscious. Lads, seriously, if you pay your partner the proper attention and give some care to what you're doing, it's genuinely not the size of the sword that counts but how you wield it.

Not so sure about that tbh
If you have never seen or experienced a tragically small one you would know there isn't a damn thing you can do with it(and I mean so small it could probably be classed as a disability)

Millicent · 02-10-2012 11:35pm

Smidge wrote: »

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Not so sure about that tbh
If you have never seen or experienced a tragically small one you would know there isn't a damn thing you can do with it(and I mean so small it could probably be classed as a disability)

I have experience of a large tool and an even larger tool behind it who thought he was God's gift. Trust me, smaller and competent beats larger and clueless every time.

Smidge · 02-10-2012 11:38pm

Millicent wrote: »

I have experience of a large tool and an even larger tool behind it who thought he was God's gift. Trust me, smaller and competent beats larger and clueless every time.

Well this one was the size of a very small baby finger(length and girth)so it didn't really matter who was behind it.

kowloon · 02-10-2012 11:54pm

Gauss wrote: »

Ime nearly all women get off on feeling stretched and filled.

This is why we cook them dinner.

Boscoirl wrote: »

I only have the protractor left

Grab any convenient object of known length, trigonometry is your friend.

Greentopia · 02-10-2012 11:57pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

its not the hammer its the nail you are throwing it at

No, it's definitely the hammer. Definitely.

Greentopia · 03-10-2012 12:05am

Jellicoe wrote: »

Its not the average willy that is the problem in Ireland, its the predominance of big worn out fannies in Ireland.

If that's the case what do you have to complain about? what do you think they're being worn out by? vibrators? although what with Irish men being so small...:pac: babies? and how do babies get in us wimmins? bingo!

And unless you're female or gay you don't get to say if it's a problem that the average size of an Irish guy's todger is below average. That's for us to have to deal with

Greentopia · 03-10-2012 12:14am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The biggest todger I've ever seen was attached to an irish guy. Massive. Seriously, you wouldn't even know where to start. If you got a slap off it you'd be left with a bruise.

I had a similar experience a few years ago with a guy-Irish too! I think his was a tie for biggest with a German guy I went out with. Though I think he won out in the girth department.

Azure_sky · 09-11-2012 12:26pm

Considering some of the posts I've seen on here I would argue that Ireland actually has some of the biggest dicks in Europe.

CatFromHue · 09-11-2012 12:29pm

I thought girls wanted a guy who could make them laugh?

kfallon · 09-11-2012 12:33pm

CatFromHue wrote: »

I thought girls wanted a guy who could make them laugh?

That's us Irish, we make them laugh.....when they see the size of our willies

:pac:

Solair · 09-11-2012 12:43pm

Honestly lads, chill!

I wouldn't normally post on something like this, but I am sick of this anti-Irish, self-flagellation nonsense that goes on at times on threads like this.

The paper seems to have been relying on data that was just gathered from websites!
All it says is that the people who provided the information to those websites had larger egos in certain countries or were fixated on their endowment.

The Telegraph UK wrote:

But critics have claimed that Mr Lynn's research is flawed because he has admitted gathering his data on penis length from websites.
Jelte Wicherts, professor of methodology at Tilburg University, Holland, said: "This is a brave paper in a controversial area but the data has no methodology."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9577113/British-men-more-well-endowed-than-French...but-smaller-than-Germans.html

The only conclusion that I could draw is that paper will never refuse ink and tabloids like this kind of stuff.

0ph0rce0 · 09-11-2012 12:45pm

Thank god its FACT.

And here's me thinking it was just me., PHEWWW!!!!

CatFromHue · 09-11-2012 1:28pm

Solair wrote: »

Honestly lads, chill!

I wouldn't normally post on something like this, but I am sick of this anti-Irish, self-flagellation nonsense that goes on at times on threads like this.

The paper seems to have been relying on data that was just gathered from websites!
All it says is that the people who provided the information to those websites had larger egos in certain countries or were fixated on their endowment.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9577113/British-men-more-well-endowed-than-French...but-smaller-than-Germans.html

The only conclusion that I could draw is that paper will never refuse ink and tabloids like this kind of stuff.

Are there any Irish porn stars?

Cos depending on what websites he was using that could really mess us about.

MajorMax · 09-11-2012 1:34pm

feeling really good about myself, thanks:D

Funglegunk · 09-11-2012 1:39pm

MajorMax wrote: »

feeling really good about myself, thanks:D

Get a room.

JohnMarston · 09-11-2012 3:32pm

Throwing it over my shoulder to stop it dragging the ground

Special order pants. A dunnes stores pair just cant handle the job

Then i wake up

Capt'n Midnight · 09-11-2012 5:45pm

Condoms come in three sizes. Small, medium and liar.

james142 · 09-11-2012 6:16pm

I must not be Irish then.. :pac:

Jimoslimos · 09-11-2012 6:22pm

james142 wrote: »

I must not be Irish then.. :pac:

Why, are you Romanian?

james142 · 09-11-2012 6:23pm

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Why, are you Romanian?

Irish

smash · 09-11-2012 6:24pm

james142 wrote: »

I must not be Irish then.. :pac:

Why, do you fall into the smaller category?

james142 · 09-11-2012 6:29pm

smash wrote: »

Why, do you fall into the smaller category?

That's abit personal 'eh?

WanabeOlympian · 09-11-2012 6:57pm

Tabloids love pseudo-academics and their 'findings' ;-)

Great for a laugh as long as people read it more as fiction than fact.

Madam_X · 09-11-2012 7:15pm

Medium size is grand - it's a myth that all women/gay men love a massive cock.

Daveysil15 · 09-11-2012 7:20pm

Madam_X wrote: »

Medium size is grand - it's a myth that all women/gay men love a massive cock.

Ahh so porn has been a bit misleading then? Fecking porn stars anyway. :pac:

Hippies! · 09-11-2012 7:24pm

I can't tell whether I've a willy or a clitoris anymore :pac: too many cheeseburgers

1ZRed · 09-11-2012 7:37pm

Madam_X wrote: »

Medium size is grand - it's a myth that all women/gay men love a massive cock.

Everyone likes a bigger dick. The myth is that that's all that's important and what women/gay men solely want. It's pretty much about the whole package and what you can do in bed as a whole that matters, and not just taking it easy just because you've a massive cock.

Madam_X · 09-11-2012 7:42pm

"Everyone" doesn't prefer a massive dick - fact.

Ok, a really teensy one is problematic unfortunately, but there's a hell of a way between that and a huge one.

gb40 · 09-11-2012 7:47pm

It might be small, but its always busy!

jaffacakesyum · 09-11-2012 7:55pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Everyone likes a bigger dick. The myth is that that's all that's important and what women/gay men solely want. It's pretty much about the whole package and what you can do in bed as a whole that matters, and not just taking it easy just because you've a massive cock.

In general any sentence beginning with "everyone likes..." Is usually wrong :P

RossyG · 10-11-2012 12:13pm

Sorry everyone. My dick's so tiny it offset the average for everyone else.

breadmonster · 10-11-2012 12:20pm

RossyG wrote: »

Sorry everyone. My dick's so tiny it offset the average for everyone else.

can you not go live in australia or something? :mad:

RossyG · 10-11-2012 12:22pm

Why, will it look big over there?

breadmonster · 10-11-2012 12:24pm

yeah it will, pack your bags

Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

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