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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #542
    Sam Kade
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    If it wasn't mentioned before Bertie


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    #543
    MJ23
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    I know a wan whose daughters name is Brihanna.
    I laughed in her face when she said it.
    Stupid girl.


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    #544
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,568 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    This is from a friend, but one who doesn't have a history of talking crap. He's Australian and he told me about another Australian friend of his called Matthew:

    When he was in his late teens, his parents had a very bitter and protracted divorce, with him in the centre of a very unpleasant custody case. He ended up basically telling both of his parents to **** off, and that as soon as he was 18 (or whatever the age would be there) that he was out of their lives forever. So, as soon as he was legally allowed, he changed his family name from whatever it was to Fantastic, so he is now officially called Matthew Fantastic. Also, while he was at it, he decided to add something else, so he can now say this and be technically correct - 'my middle name is Dangerous.'


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    #545
    Chattastrophe!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Chattastrophe!


    I've a friend (male) whose middle name is Hyacinth. That's just cruel!


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    #546
    Goat the dote
    Registered Users Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Goat the dote


    The young one on the toy show names after Destinys child


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    #547
    Dramatik
    Registered Users Posts: 900 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    William Hare

    [Willy Hair]


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    #548
    thegreatgonzo
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    Has anyone mentioned poor Audio Science, son of an actress whose name I can't remember?
    Audio Science. That's the kid's name.


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    #549
    thegreatgonzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    smash wrote: »
    Christian Victory was a kid in my school
    I met him once! There can't be two of them:-)


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    #550
    rannerap
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    Heard of a little girl called croi. Wouldn't personally be a fan of it


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    #551
    Aineoil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Aineoil


    Sarannewrap wrote: »
    Heard of a little girl called croi. Wouldn't personally be a fan of it

    I know two people called Crea. When I asked about the name being unusual I was told it was from Irish - Croí Dé - God's Heart. The English version came about as Crea.


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    Xeyn
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    A guys who went to a neighbouring school name was Wayne. Not bad until you find out his surname. Kerr. Even one of the teachers occasionally teased him apparently.


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    #553
    rannerap
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    Aineoil wrote: »
    I know two people called Crea. When I asked about the name being unusual I was told it was from Irish - Croí Dé - God's Heart. The English version came about as Crea.


    Yeah it's the irish word for heart I think


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    #554
    mackeire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    I heard an ahh jaysus howiya shouting at her daughter the other day.

    "Pixie, will ya close tha bleedin door" she yelled!


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    #555
    annascott
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    Padraic /Pauric

    Assumpta, Concepta & Consumpta


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    #556
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I had a next door neighbour called Angel. You'd hear it being roared halfway down the street.


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    #557
    Mountainsandh
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    Pius
    Angel
    nevaeh
    priscilla


    Back in France I had a friend called Prune (a girl). In France it's not the wrinkled fruit, it's the fresh fruit that's called une prune. Still.
    Also knew a guy named Horacio, after his granddad or something, but he legally changed it for a more common name as soon as he was allowed.


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    #558
    whupdedo
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    Any of the white trailer trash names like Brittany,rianna,madison,taylor,cory,theirs a classic scene in Ted where matt Damon lists all the trailer trash names


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    #559
    Bubbaclaus
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    Destiny from the Late Late Toy Show


    Stripper name


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    #560
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Bubbaclaus wrote: »
    Destiny from the Late Late Toy Show


    Stripper name

    My sons classmate is also called Destiny.
    The poor bastard.


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    #561
    MJ23
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    I cant spell it, but a fella in school was called "egg-on". Some weird Irish name I think. The poor fcuker, how could parents inflict that on a child?

    Lads in the class used to call him "egg on toast"


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    #562
    AgileMyth
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    Met a lady and her daughter (about 5 or 6). The daughter was called Dolores.


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    #563
    Scouser
    Registered Users Posts: 883 ✭✭✭Scouser


    Ultan


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    #564
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Hannah Montana McDonagh.


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    #565
    MJ23
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    Kanye O Connor


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    #566
    _Redzer_
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    Percy would have to be the most unsexy name ever.

    Reminds me of Percy the park keeper


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    #567
    [Deleted User]
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    My girlfriend's sister's soon to be brother in law named his first child Wolf. They all think its a great name but I feel sorry for the kid as let's be honest, it's a stupid name and the kids in for years of bullying.


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    #568
    LordSutch
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    I always associate Sadhbh with Scythe, an old fashioned implement for cutting long grass.

    http://cdn.tradebit.org/usr/stock-photos/pub/9002/1597420.jpg


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    #569
    Merkin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Pocahontas


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    #570
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Overheard in a café:

    "Jaco, get down off that table".


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    #571
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Gobnait yuk


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