The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

Chuck Stone

John.

Sky King

Max.... ffs loike.... MAX!

I bet he has brothers called rover and spot.

KeithM89_old

Joey Jo-Jo Junior

hondasam

Shakira

LH Pathe

Conor

PseudoFamous

Ulick

o1s1n

Gaylord

Aoifey!

My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.

thisiswar

'Bentley' on Teen Mom

Sky King

Oh and Molly.

Fking child abuse, that is.

Dotrel

Yah Liddel Bollichs.

(overheard it in the supermarket)

the groutch

Cecil

44leto

All the stupid Gaelic names


ANY of them

superstoner90

Bart

Aoifey!

44leto wrote: »

All the stupid Gaelic names


ANY of them

jd007

bort

Chuck Stone

44leto wrote: »

All the stupid Gaelic names
ANY of them

If you're serious you have poor taste.

Gaelic names are lovely.

MistyCheese

#4.

It was her second kid FFS, not her fourth!. God help that kid trying to explain it one in a nightclub when she's 19.

byhookorbycrook

Oceania (in a plummy d4 accent)

Wurly

Bowie Starr..... Seriously!!!:mad:

Insect Overlord

Sherniece. In a nasty Limerick accent.

(In before anyone says all the Limerick accents are nasty...)

old_aussie

Mohammad

Purple Lemons

"Daughter"

Inbox

44leto wrote: »

All the stupid Gaelic names


ANY of them

This , my mate gave his 2 kids Gaelic names and they will be forever spelling their names out and correcting people on their 'pronunciation' .

the groutch

a boy named Sue

billybudd

cantdecide wrote: »

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

jonevin

Tia destiny in a pure How,ya accent

Cianos

Aoifey! wrote: »

My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.

Is he going to name them all in sequence? Poor little BJ

gerrybbadd

Juno:rolleyes:

IcedOut

cecil
caleb
Bj

novarock

billybudd wrote: »

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Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

I believe thats jeshuan

Poxyshamrock

Diamanté

byhookorbycrook

Isis was an Egyptian godess, temple to hear exisits in Co. Carlow
http://lotuspharia.freeyellow.com/thecircleofisis/id238.html

JustAThought

Hayden.
On a BOY <: 0

Wibbles19

Twins called Kylie and Jason

IHeartChemistry

All ya hafta do is look at the 'celebs' and see the awful names...

Eugenie I think is an awful one. Moroccan is another one. Some of these famous people should really get a good kick up the arse with the names they choose for their kids.

mattjack

Shannon, she has a sister called Liffey and a cousin in England called Thames.

Victor

cantdecide wrote: »

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

Pleb.

In ancient Egyptian religion, Isis was the wife of Osiris and mother of Horus. She was considered the ideal wife and mother, and was believed to be a powerful magician. Isis was worshiped around the Mediterranean basin until the sixth century A.D.

billybudd wrote: »

Is that not the islamic name for jesus?

Isa

NIMAN

I enjoy looking at the new arrivals photos in local papers and seeing the newly invented names for children. For me, its a sign of a Jeremy Kyle generation.

Kayden is becoming very popular up here ..... among the trashy folk.

Chuck Stone

Inbox wrote: »

This , my mate gave his 2 kids Gaelic names and they will be forever spelling their names out and correcting people on their 'pronunciation' .

So he should choose names to make the jobs of people who write down and pronounce names easier?

PrettyBoy

Hate hearing all of these celebrities giving their children the most ridiculous names - Apple, Bear, Brooklyn, Moroccan, Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit - as if they're trying to out do eachother with the most unique name fot their kids. Idiots.

newmug

Molly
Megan
Princess
Natasha

DinnyMc

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced 'Albin')

A Swedish couple tried to inflict this name on their son in 1996.
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-lifestyles/10-illegal-baby-names-194006397-3.html (Number 3)

But the weirdest name I have heard is 'Harper Seven Beckham'.
Don't know why, just sounds weird.

ironictoaster

I used to work where they process medical cards applications.

I've had to process application of kids with the names Wacker and Rihanna before. :eek:

sparrowcar

Constance :eek:

Adhamh

Grenada.

PinkFly

There's the folk that call their kids after the celebs

There's one family with Britney n her new baby sister Rihanna ( these people are rough)

Herd a delightful lady roaring Inddiiiiaaanaaaa one day in her best dub accent to which the theme tune of Indiana Jones played in my head...

bigdaddyliamo

Sorry Guys but the winner is......Torren Dion.

Yes, it's a boy....No, he's not...you know...of african extraction.

white, plump, and starting out on a life of beatings slagings and, oh yeah, beatings:D

Chuck was taken

Rihanna (Seriously)

Fizman

My best mates name is Percy.

True Story - About 3 years ago on a night out, a girl came up to him in a club and was all touchy feely. She asked him his name and when he replied, she just walked off.

Ha ha.