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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #452
    suzzi
    Registered Users Posts: 99 ✭✭suzzi


    xanax?


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    #453
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Little twins called Pinky and Perky - I imagine after the cartoon pigs. OK, they were only 6 at the time and cute and gorgeous - but they would be 26 now and I would imagine they've since changed their names by deed poll!


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    #454
    johnners2981
    Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭johnners2981


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    John.

    :(


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    #455
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Beyonce
    A common name now amough the pj wearing community


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    #456
    plein de force
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    Moira

    sounds like a granny's name


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    #457
    Chuck was taken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Chuck was taken


    Ivy Blue

    ...Ivy f*cking Blue!!


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    #458
    Bebo stunnah
    Registered Users Posts: 621 ✭✭✭Bebo stunnah


    I really hope that they change their surname to Waffle


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    #459
    bfocusd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭bfocusd


    Chuck was taken wrote: »
    Ivy Blue

    ...Ivy f*cking Blue!!

    It's blue ivy actually.. (seen on TMZ)


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    #460
    Chuck was taken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Chuck was taken


    bfocusd wrote: »
    It's blue ivy actually.. (seen on TMZ)

    Still a shíte name


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    #461
    recentlybigl
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭recentlybigl


    Zaza.. not even of foreign decent


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    #462
    bfocusd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭bfocusd


    Chuck was taken wrote: »
    bfocusd wrote: »
    It's blue ivy actually.. (seen on TMZ)

    Still a shíte name

    I agree but the reasons to choose it are just as silly, ivy was picked because the no 4 (IV) has brought them luck, both their birthdays are on the 4th, got married on it too..
    As for blue, it's got lots of relevance to jay-z, 3 of his albums include the word blue and he's prob a 'cripp' by his obsession with the colour..

    If I was to use there theory, my kid would be Red XIII. :)


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    #463
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Clement


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    #464
    mayobumblebee
    Registered Users Posts: 236 ✭✭mayobumblebee


    one of my teachers in collage was called fiecra like the toothpaste


    have heard
    chantelle
    channese
    lanora
    shakera
    bonny

    all girls

    i dont hate them all i just think they are unusuall


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    #465
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    mayobumblebee wrote: »
    one of my teachers in collage was called fiecra like the toothpaste


    The Irish boy's name is Fiacra.
    The toothpaste is Fiacla, which means teeth in Irish!


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    Hells Belle
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Hells Belle


    Watching Judge Judy the other day and there was a girl called Lasanya....pronounced exactly like the food. :rolleyes:


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    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Naming a child is harder is a difficult balancing act. Don't want anything to weird, don't want anything to popular, and if you do find a name that's ok, chances are you've known a knobend with that name and you don't want to associate that name with your child. e.g. "Adolf is nice"
    Someone gave me a book called "cool baby names" and had stuff like Thunder, Ace, Rocky and Hercules.

    Traonach wrote: »
    Would the majority of Irish people not be able to pronounce names like Seán, Aoife, Tomás etc?

    Well, if it's just the ability to pronounce names that's important, english names should be fine too.


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    john t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭john t


    Ymreh, Venus,


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    catthinkin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭catthinkin


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Clement

    thats such a knacker name ... oh wait was the baby wearing a suit


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    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    just heard on mid-day on tv3 when they were discussing the baby names-

    Ruairc, and- Rinceoil! :D


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    Borat_Sagdiyev
    Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    Apologies if this has been posted before but what the hell were the parents thinking?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_Hyman


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    #472
    Brendan97
    Registered Users Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Brendan97


    Archibald-Harold Johnstone


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    #473
    paperclip2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭paperclip2


    Cosima and Bruno.

    We had a Spanish visitor once called Mercedes. My poor dad could never get her name right. She was called Fiesta for most of her time with us. :D


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    denhaagenite
    Registered Users Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭denhaagenite


    Siníofa (pronounced shin- eefa) not quite sure of the spelling but at the time I remember thinking "Hmmmm, a cross between Sinéad and Aoife, sounds like the Irish equivalent of Laronda or Moeesha". I think it is actually an Irish name though...


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    #475
    LittleBook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,716 ✭✭✭LittleBook


    I used to work with a girl called Lasairfhíona (pronounced Lassarina) who insisted everyone called her "Lassie" ... :(


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    #476
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Wayne
    Dwayne
    Troy
    Tyrone

    All awful!


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    jcf
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    Regina ..... and her parents are native English speakers ... I mean a life sentence of slagging inflicted on their daughter.


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    #478
    dulpit
    Registered Users Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Trafford. His dad is naturally a Man United fan...


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    #479
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    jcf wrote: »
    Regina ..... and her parents are native English speakers ... I mean a life sentence of slagging inflicted on their daughter.

    I know a couple of girls called Regina.
    I also know a Eugena. Not cute!


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    LenaClaire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭LenaClaire


    It would seem that no matter how badly a parent can name their child people can find a way to make it worse for themselves...

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45926359/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TwsAVm85IZQ
    Authorities in southern Wisconsin are facing a tongue twister thanks to the arrest of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

    The unusually named 30-year-old man was in jail Sunday in Madison. Police say he violated his bail conditions from a previous run-in with the law.
    Court records show that his name used to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. He legally changed it in October.
    The Capital Times reports that Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested last week after residents complained of excessive drinking and drug use near Reynolds Park in Madison. Authorities say he was arrested in another local park last April after police found a loaded handgun in his backpack.
    He's tentatively charged with carrying a concealed knife, and possession of drug paraphernalia and marijuana.
    Jail records don't list his bail amount or an attorney.


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    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    dulpit wrote: »
    Trafford. His dad is naturally a Man United fan...

    I'd become a hardcore liverpool fan just to spite him


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