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Richard Hillman

DeanAustin wrote: »

There was this tool on Banged Up Abroad one night who made out he was wrongly imprisoned for drugs, beat the ****e outta everyone in the jail after they attacked him and left jail being applauded by the very people who gave him such a hard time when he got there. Real Hollywood nonsense on what is normally a great programme. This fella is also an actor.

Anyway, I was bored in work one day and set up a page to befriend him for a laugh. Sent him a gushing message and he wrote back telling me "how I was stronger than I'd ever know" and that sort of stuff. Maybe a bit childish on my part but he really is a clown.

Anyway, he is friends with complete f**kwits. I don't use my Facebook page much because I hate it but had a look today and he said:

"Going to the gym".

9 people liked it.

WTF?!?!?!? Those 9 people deserve to be shot with balls of their own crap.

Is that the Israeli Steven Seagal?

DeanAustin

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Is that the Israeli Steven Seagal?

A fella called Erik Aude. Even if you don't like the programme, watch that episode. It's some work of fiction.

I couldn't believe the National Geographic stooped so low.

coolhull

Drakares wrote: »

I don't even..

http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

God those people have an amazing grasp of geography.....and international relations

We're obviously leaving the future in capable hands

*rolls eyes up to heaven*

EuskalHerria

coolhull wrote: »

We're obviously leaving the future in capable hands

*rolls eyes up to heaven*

Hey, I'm quite young and.......... No your right!

iCosmopolis

Toots* wrote: »

For anyone who doesn't know, this is Lindsey Buckingham...

I REALLY hope she gets a ticket..can you imagine that status update would probably blame the agents for misleading her?

coolhull

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At last, some good news...

milltown

Drakares wrote: »

I don't even..

http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

Clusters of fÚcktards like that used to be very rare before the internet.
I miss the old days.

Bipolar Joe

coolhull wrote: »

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At last, some good news...

I know lots of people I hate. What if the angel gives them luck?! WHAT THEN?!? STUPID BITCH ANGEL!!!!

ronan45

milltown wrote: »

I was sent that during the week too. Excellent.
What's even funnier than the statuses is the anger and bile directed at her by people who seem to take genuine umbrage that somebody so "aesthetically challenged" would dare to have any self confidence, let alone post it in public on Facebook, instead of just getting the joke.

Nice Jabs

the countdown is nearly up....have some great news to share tomorrow! please anyone who knows the 'truth', dont post anything here! so excited!

Stupid attention whore...as if she thinks her life is a soap opera. Get over yourself, love. And all the idiots who keep 'liking' her self-obsessed statuses and posting comments, find a new hobby or something.

Lisha

Will you update us tomorrow on this Tara Small Scoreboard?


Lol only messing those status bug me too

I've a work buddy who puts photos of everywhere she goes on FB , or status like just chilling watching blah blah

If you aske her anything about it she looks at you like you're a weirdo and says is nothing private ! Ffs . But if you comment on FB you'd get chapter and verse . Weird

dori_dormer

R.I.P.- They hurt her.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They .
..moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.

Months later,Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later,one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived,they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later,the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a Carmen Winstead it's actually true

**** Scared . Dont ignore :O

What the hell???? This from a Canadian friend who I just lost all respect for. It was also accompanied by a pic of a manole..........

krudler

Tara Small Scoreboard wrote: »

the countdown is nearly up....have some great news to share tomorrow! please anyone who knows the 'truth', dont post anything here! so excited!

Stupid attention whore...as if she thinks her life is a soap opera. Get over yourself, love. And all the idiots who keep 'liking' her self-obsessed statuses and posting comments, find a new hobby or something.

you need this page:

https://www.facebook.com/hopeurokhun

Mr. Wong

Just saw this doing the rounds. God have mercy on us all..
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555597_4918897095647_1162129593_n.jpg

Mr. Wong

Just saw this doing the rounds. God have mercy on us all..
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555597_4918897095647_1162129593_n.jpg

How so Joe

Mr. Wong wrote: »

Just saw this doing the rounds. God have mercy on us all..
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555597_4918897095647_1162129593_n.jpg

I especially love her maths skills. Nearly 14 (so 13) to nineteen is ... Four years? I thought it was six?

Quazzie

Mr. Wong wrote: »

Just saw this doing the rounds. God have mercy on us all..
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555597_4918897095647_1162129593_n.jpg

She's really lost the plot since the split with Tom.

Insect Overlord

A friend of a friend is starting to get into conspiracy theories. She posts doctored photos from 9/11 and tries to back them up with alarmist propaganda videos from YouTube as evidence. These are usually accompanied by gleeful declarations of success at having uncovered some "great truth".

Now, maybe I'm just a cynic. Maybe it's totally plausible that an amateur model could find information that would topple the government of the USA from the comfort of her own bedroom in a lazy little corner of Munster...

coolhull

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Now, maybe I'm just a cynic. Maybe it's totally plausible that an amateur model could find information that would topple the government of the USA from the comfort of her own bedroom in a lazy little corner of Munster...

Nothing is impossible. I mean, didn't Enda become Taoiseach?

milltown

Insect Overlord wrote: »

A friend of a friend is starting to get into conspiracy theories. She posts doctored photos from 9/11 and tries to back them up with alarmist propaganda videos from YouTube as evidence. These are usually accompanied by gleeful declarations of success at having uncovered some "great truth".

Now, maybe I'm just a cynic. Maybe it's totally plausible that an amateur model could find information that would topple the government of the USA from the comfort of her own bedroom in a lazy little corner of Munster...

A model you say?
Pics or GTFO.

Paddy Cow

Mr. Wong wrote: »

Just saw this doing the rounds. God have mercy on us all..
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555597_4918897095647_1162129593_n.jpg

Please tell me that's someone posting from a spoof account.

Custardpi

Mr. Wong wrote: »

Just saw this doing the rounds. God have mercy on us all..
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/555597_4918897095647_1162129593_n.jpg

Ah crap, not again :mad:! Must have another talk with the gf about being more careful of what she posts on Facebook...

yerwanthere123

"Having a bit of a "spring clean" of my friends list over the weekend. Be warned lol!"

They were instantly deleted.

WoollyRedHat

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Having a bit of a "spring clean" of my friends list over the weekend. Be warned lol!"

They were instantly deleted.

These people are self-centered arseholes, who want the world to know, and are most likely massive attention seekers. Be warned? It's like they're asking those on their friends list to justify their friendship and vye for their attention. Look at me, love me! **** off!!!!!!!!!!

SusieBlue

There are clearly 181,000 idiots in the world. Why the hell do people like these photos?!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=494005360667019&set=a.418997678167788.100288.418848681516021&type=1&theater

NegativeCreep

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Having a bit of a "spring clean" of my friends list over the weekend. Be warned lol!"

They were instantly deleted.

Should've commented under it telling her you deleted her.

Paddy Cow

Passive aggressive sh!te

Liars need to have good memories

Que predictable "what happened?"

"Can't say on here"

:rolleyes:

mackeire

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Passive aggressive sh!te



Que predictable "what happened?"

"Can't say on here"

:rolleyes:

i saw the exact same post aswel a day or two ago.

extra gravy

Comments in relation to Thatcher appearing on my feed since the news broke. Never realised that so many people were experts on British economic and foreign policy in the 1980s :rolleyes:

danger mouse

Thatcher did what she did for her country... Ireland would be blessed to have such a strong (female) leader... RIP the iron lady xx

Jesus wept.