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    #3842
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Someone is obviously in the bad books this morning....


    Ugh....

    Anyone who shares, likes or uploads those "deep" pictures should be sent to a specialist prison for re-programming.

    These profound pictures and ridiculous quotes are always shared by people who one minute are deep, full of thought and misunderstood but the next its "h8 dis $hit, so $ick of al da bull$hit, 2k13 4lYf BbZ" etc.

    People thinking they're well read and learned because they share pseudo intellectual pictures and quotes? You're so under appreciated in your time you. absolute moron! I bet you had to use a dictionary for the majority of the words in that quote.


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    #3843
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Bit


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    #3844
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/246977.PNG


    Bit of humour ........(finally)


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    #3845
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Posted by a Swedish friend, translated by Bing :p

    Tremors after pressing into me sandwich cake, cake, buns on mazarin. On an extra mazarin for baby ... But what the heck-you fill in only once a year! Thank you all that grattat me, hope I will meet with all of you soon!


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    #3846
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    This is my friend Alex , he has been bullied in school recently about his looks and his self esteem is just a little low, can we get a few likes to show he's beautiful ? :')

    The photo has 21,000+ likes.


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    #3847
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    This is my friend Alex , he has been bullied in school recently about his looks and his self esteem is just a little low, can we get a few likes to show he's beautiful ? :')

    The photo has 21,000+ likes.

    The best way to improve someone's lagging self-esteem is usually to highlight that exact issue to over 21,000 people, to be fair. Works 90% of the time...every time.


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    #3848
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    smokedeels wrote: »
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599415_529995380377351_1651826348_n.jpg

    My issue with this is... it's clearly b/s and it's not even a made-up problem in Ireland, so why would somebody who lives here share it?

    At the same time, I'm actually glad they did, because under the picture was the following comment...

    "If these Gang Rapist put enough energy into "Good" instead of "Evil"! The world would be a better place!"

    What I love about this one is the idea that these "gangs" are tired of the hassle of having to go out raping so have came up with a cunning plan to have the rapees come to their door.


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    #3849
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Half naked girls get a lot of likes on Facebook. Let's see how many our troops can get.

    Currently has 1,966,027 likes.


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    #3850
    FGR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭FGR


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Half naked girls get a lot of likes on Facebook. Let's see how many our troops can get.

    Currently has 1,966,027 likes.

    How many likes or half naked girls?

    :pac:


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    #3851
    Togepi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,813 ✭✭✭Togepi


    "To go to work or stay in bed, hmm."

    Am, how 'bout go to work if you're fortunate enough to have a job, christ!


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    #3852
    markie29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭markie29


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Half naked girls get a lot of likes on Facebook. Let's see how many our troops can get.

    Currently has 1,966,027 likes.

    link?:P


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    #3853
    xLexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 829 ✭✭✭xLexie


    Status: "thanks to all who came tonight. Shame it ended on such a bad note :(:("

    First comment - from her brother: "?"

    She replies: "Granny died bro :("


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    #3854
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    cazzzzz wrote: »
    'Dats it, did a cleannout of all mi facebk frends finally lol :)' still has 1009 friends.

    UNFRIEND.


    I was friends with a friends whore before and got rid of her shortly after because i have always disliked her. A few months later she added me again, we became friends and deleted her straight away. A few months ago she tried to add me again. She probably hadn't even noticed that i got rid of her twice.


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    #3855
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    One of my friends was fraped, they checked her in so it read

    X is at Herself yet again


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    #3856
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    xLexie wrote: »
    Status: "thanks to all who came tonight. Shame it ended on such a bad note :(:("

    First comment - from her brother: "?"

    She replies: "Granny died bro :("
    That particular type of mind-boggle where I feel like my brain is banging itself against the front of my skull.

    They should have rules against posts like that. ...And against intentionally cryptic ones too, while they're at it. ...And ones inviting you to like something in order to contribute to some cause in imaginationland.


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    #3857
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    LizT wrote: »
    One of my friends was fraped, they checked her in so it read

    X is at Herself yet again


    I feel an April Fool's joke coming on...

    *toddles off to find wife's phone* :pac:


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    #3858
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    xLexie wrote: »
    Status: "thanks to all who came tonight. Shame it ended on such a bad note :(:("

    First comment - from her brother: "?"

    She replies: "Granny died bro :("

    Wouldn't you imagine that if she knew her grandma died at a party, her brother might know too. But even if he didn't, then Facebook is hardly the proper place to inform him of the death of a close family member.


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    #3859
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    So I went on my wife's facebook thing on the phone, to do the whole "X is at Herself" check-in joke, and for people that wonder why I don't do facebook and even take an interest in what my wife does on it, the reason is simple, and next time anyone asks I'm going to show them this screenshot-


    5iWVY6.png


    Now my wife is and atheist, and obviously one of her friends is a true God botherer (Well, much less a God botherer and more just a pain in the hole!), and I'm RC myself, but even for me seeing something that stupid just made me think to fùck the phone out the window! :(



    (Oh, the girl that posted it had "Like if you confirm <3" above the post, and just for the sake of it being April Fool's I thought I'd "confirm", on my wife's behalf just for the giggles, but then I thought that's just being an asshole, and there's no way I should be encouraging that shìte!)


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    #3860
    Roisy7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Roisy7


    Czarcasm wrote: »


    5iWVY6.png

    That gives me the shivers!

    Just substitute this face in.... http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/10/5/1349464828041/-Jimmy-Savile--010.jpg


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    #3861
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    EuskalHerria wrote: »
    It's my own fault, I asked to see it.

    Do those virgin galactic flights return to earth or can you ask to just be left alone on the moon. Isolated, but secure in the knowledge these people are literally on another planet.

    But the moon isn't a planet, it's a satellite.


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    #3862
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    Mr Benevolent wrote: »
    But the moon isn't a planet, it's a satellite.

    I thought my mistake was established 3 pages ago. Thanks though, it was certainly something that needed to be corrected twice. That'll learn me good.


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    #3863
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    EuskalHerria wrote: »
    I thought my mistake was established 3 pages ago. Thanks though, it was certainly something that needed to be corrected twice. That'll learn me good.
    "Teach," and "well".
    Although Badger would agree with your usage.
    The moon isn't a planet.


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    #3864
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    EuskalHerria wrote: »
    I thought my mistake was established 3 pages ago. Thanks though, it was certainly something that needed to be corrected twice. That'll learn me good.

    Good to hear ;) While we're on astronomy, are you aware that the Sun is a star?


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    #3865
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    blatantrereg wrote: »
    The moon isn't a planet.

    The world is round, the titanic sank, water is wet, Kennedy was assassinated and the world went to war (twice).

    We're compiling a list of well known facts aren't we?


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    #3866
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    Mr Benevolent wrote: »
    Good to hear ;) While we're on astronomy, are you aware that the Sun is a star?

    To you it may be a star, to me it is a solar deity. Praise be to the sun (even the newspaper).


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    #3867
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    EuskalHerria wrote: »
    The world is round, the titanic sank, water is wet, Kennedy was assassinated and the world went to war (twice).

    We're compiling a list of well known facts aren't we?
    No. Why would you think that?


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    #3868
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    blatantrereg wrote: »
    No. Why would you think that?

    No reason captain hindsight. Btw, are you for hire? I could sure use someone with your abilities to point out a mistake, even after its been well established.


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    #3869
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    blatantrereg wrote: »
    No. Why would you think that?

    No reason captain hindsight. Btw, are you for hire? I could sure use someone with your abilities to point out a mistake, even after its been well established.


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    #3870
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Back on topic now please


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    #3871
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    This, from a fifty-year old woman, to her 28-year old son, who lives with her
    He must be mortified.......

    http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif


    And it's hardly Wordsworth, anyway


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