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Mr Benevolent

EuskalHerria wrote: »

It's my own fault, I asked to see it.

Do those virgin galactic flights return to earth or can you ask to just be left alone on the moon. Isolated, but secure in the knowledge these people are literally on another planet.

But the moon isn't a planet, it's a satellite.

EuskalHerria

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

But the moon isn't a planet, it's a satellite.

I thought my mistake was established 3 pages ago. Thanks though, it was certainly something that needed to be corrected twice. That'll learn me good.

blatantrereg

EuskalHerria wrote: »

I thought my mistake was established 3 pages ago. Thanks though, it was certainly something that needed to be corrected twice. That'll learn me good.

"Teach," and "well".
Although Badger would agree with your usage.
The moon isn't a planet.

Mr Benevolent

EuskalHerria wrote: »

I thought my mistake was established 3 pages ago. Thanks though, it was certainly something that needed to be corrected twice. That'll learn me good.

Good to hear While we're on astronomy, are you aware that the Sun is a star?

EuskalHerria

blatantrereg wrote: »

The moon isn't a planet.

The world is round, the titanic sank, water is wet, Kennedy was assassinated and the world went to war (twice).

We're compiling a list of well known facts aren't we?

EuskalHerria

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Good to hear While we're on astronomy, are you aware that the Sun is a star?

To you it may be a star, to me it is a solar deity. Praise be to the sun (even the newspaper).

blatantrereg

EuskalHerria wrote: »

The world is round, the titanic sank, water is wet, Kennedy was assassinated and the world went to war (twice).

We're compiling a list of well known facts aren't we?

No. Why would you think that?

EuskalHerria

blatantrereg wrote: »

No. Why would you think that?

No reason captain hindsight. Btw, are you for hire? I could sure use someone with your abilities to point out a mistake, even after its been well established.

EuskalHerria

blatantrereg wrote: »

No. Why would you think that?

No reason captain hindsight. Btw, are you for hire? I could sure use someone with your abilities to point out a mistake, even after its been well established.

LizT

Back on topic now please

coolhull

This, from a fifty-year old woman, to her 28-year old son, who lives with her
He must be mortified.......

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And it's hardly Wordsworth, anyway

Forever Hopeful

How so Joe wrote: »

They had a Disney themed wedding. And went to Disneyland on honeymoon. And are going back there tomorrow.

She had so much fun riding Mickey, she's going back for more

yerwanthere123

" Pssstttt, Hey you. Yeah I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen you struggling with something. The angels says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favor. If you believe in angels. Drop everything and Share it "

kunst nugget

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

" Pssstttt, Hey you. Yeah I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen you struggling with something. The angels says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favor. If you believe in angels. Drop everything and Share it "

I dropped everything to share it. Unfortunately I was holding a hot iron and a full boiled kettle. I'm now in A&E. Damn you, Angels, damn you all to hell!

parttime

EuskalHerria wrote: »

The world is round, the titanic sank, water is wet, Kennedy was assassinated and the world went to war (twice).

We're compiling a list of well known facts aren't we?

The earth s not round, its an oblate spheroid! So there

wnolan1992

parttime wrote: »

The earth s not round, its an oblate spheroid! So there

He didn't say which world... :pac:

Toots

"Omg, just hrd on radio linsey buckingham playing dublin! wud do NEthing 4 some tix! she's such an amazing singr!!!"

For anyone who doesn't know, this is Lindsey Buckingham...

Custardpi

Toots* wrote: »

For anyone who doesn't know, this is Lindsey Buckingham...

Ouch, looks like she's let herself go a bit alright. On the other hand I hear Stevie Nicks is still a fine looking chap.

Toots

Custardpi wrote: »

Ouch, looks like she's let herself go a bit alright. On the other hand I hear Stevie Nicks is still a fine looking chap.

Nothing is sexier than a nice pair of tits on a dude, or some lustrous chest hair on a lady!!

Custardpi

Toots* wrote: »

Nothing is sexier than a nice pair of tits on a dude

Absolutely. My diet & exercise regime is built around that sound principle.

orestes

Custardpi wrote: »

Ouch, looks like she's let herself go a bit alright. On the other hand I hear Stevie Nicks is still a fine looking chap.

Nah, you're thinking of that Billy Holiday fella.

WoollyRedHat

Toots* wrote: »

For anyone who doesn't know, this is Lindsey Buckingham...

In all fairness, if you click on that picture, from the top it looks like he's wearing a dress...

Drakares

I don't even..

http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

kunst nugget

Drakares wrote: »

I don't even..

http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

Who's getting bummed!?!?!

yerwanthere123

Drakares wrote: »

I don't even..

http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

I kind of wish we were getting bombed if it meant eliminating people like this.

DeanAustin

There was this tool on Banged Up Abroad one night who made out he was wrongly imprisoned for drugs, beat the ****e outta everyone in the jail after they attacked him and left jail being applauded by the very people who gave him such a hard time when he got there. Real Hollywood nonsense on what is normally a great programme. This fella is also an actor.

Anyway, I was bored in work one day and set up a page to befriend him for a laugh. Sent him a gushing message and he wrote back telling me "how I was stronger than I'd ever know" and that sort of stuff. Maybe a bit childish on my part but he really is a clown.

Anyway, he is friends with complete f**kwits. I don't use my Facebook page much because I hate it but had a look today and he said:

"Going to the gym".

9 people liked it.

WTF?!?!?!? Those 9 people deserve to be shot with balls of their own crap.

Panthro

DeanAustin wrote: »

There was this tool on Banged Up Abroad one night who made out he was wrongly imprisoned for drugs, beat the ****e outta everyone in the jail after they attacked him and left jail being applauded by the very people who gave him such a hard time when he got there. Real Hollywood nonsense on what is normally a great programme. This fella is also an actor.

Anyway, I was bored in work one day and set up a page to befriend him for a laugh. Sent him a gushing message and he wrote back telling me "how I was stronger than I'd ever know" and that sort of stuff. Maybe a bit childish on my part but he really is a clown.

Anyway, he is friends with complete f**kwits. I don't use my Facebook page much because I hate it but had a look today and he said:

"Going to the gym".

9 people liked it.

WTF?!?!?!? Those 9 people deserve to be shot with balls of their own crap.

This coming from the chap who not only went to the trouble of setting up a Facebook page so he could stalk yer man, but also went to the trouble of sending him a message!!


Ahhhhh heeeeeoooooooorrrrreeeeeeeeee!:pac::pac::pac:

DeanAustin

Panthro wrote: »

This coming from the chap who not only went to the trouble of setting up a Facebook page so he could stalk yer man, but also went to the trouble of sending him a message!!


Ahhhhh heeeeeoooooooorrrrreeeeeeeeee!:pac::pac::pac:

Haha fair point but I do have a lot of spare time in work and they won't let me look at porn.

wnolan1992

*sigh*

One of the guys on my newsfeed has evidently installed one of those "apps" that "let you see who's viewed your profile". :rolleyes:

~20 updates since this morning. :mad:


Honestly, how are people so moronic? Do they honestly believe that today will be the day that Facebook will let them see who's viewed their profile? Do they honestly think that it wouldn't be massive news if they did?

I dunno lads... I just don't know.

Thwip!

Drakares wrote: »

I don't even..

http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

To be fair...given North Korea's aim....:P