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    #8762
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,826 ✭✭✭Rawr


    [Troy McClure in a hazmat lab suit with scientists working in the background]

    Troy: [Takes off hazmat helmet] Hi, I'm Try McClure...

    [ALARMing Sounds! Scientists flee and lock the lab door behind them]


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    #8763
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Nixonbot wrote: »
    Just ask this scientican!

    That entire clip is absolutely brilliant

    https://youtu.be/8f2P5yJFQKw

    This times a million. The entire bit (and episode) is iconic. Without doubt the best Troy McClure clip.

    20090416-foodchain.jpg


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    #8764
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,397 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Bart: Otto, I'm going to jump Springfield Gorge.
    Otto: You know Bart, as the only adult here, I feel like I should say something.
    Bart: What?
    Otto: Cool!


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    #8765
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out with Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House."


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    #8766
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    I move for a bad court thingy


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    #8767
    Mr squiggles
    Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭Mr squiggles


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    I move for a bad court thingy

    A mistrial?

    That's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking... guy.


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    #8768
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    I argued in front of every judge in the county, often as a lawyer.


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    #8769
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    D'oh
    punisher5112 wrote: »
    A deer.....
    A female deer!


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    #8770
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    I rest my case!


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    #8771
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,863 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    pleas advice wrote: »
    I rest my case!
    You rest your case?!


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    #8772
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    You rest your case?!
    What? Oh no, I thought that was a figure of speech. Case closed.


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    #8773
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    You rest your case?!
    What? Oh no, I thought that was a figure of speech. Case closed.

    *Turns and walks away with smug look on face*


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    #8774
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Uh oh, we’ve drawn Judge Schneider.

    I accidentally ran over his dog.

    Well, replace dog with son, and accidentally with repeatedly


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    #8775
    lorcand1990
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭lorcand1990




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    #8776
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Lisa - It's a letter from my pen pal Anya.

    Dear Lisa - As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown...AND REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME!! Sincerely, LITTLE GIRL


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    #8777
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    No noise suggests no bees


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    #8778
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Cake of Tremendous Power wrote: »
    No noise suggests no bees

    To the bee mobile!


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    #8779
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Terrorist after buying radioactive material from Mister Burns: You are a credit to the great satan.


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    #8780
    Annd9
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Annd9


    "Billy Corgan , Smashing pumpkins "
    "Homer Simpson , smiling politely "


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    #8781
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Oooooh! Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.


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    #8782
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,826 ✭✭✭Rawr


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    To the bee mobile!

    Glasses Guy: Do you mean your Chevy?

    "BeeMan": .....Yes


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    #8783
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,826 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Glasses Guy: Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price

    Homer: Bees are on the what now?

    "BeeMan": SIMPSON...you diabolical....


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    #8784
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Rawr wrote: »
    Glasses Guy: Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price

    Homer: Bees are on the what now?

    "BeeMan": SIMPSON...you diabolical....


    Brilliant Simpson’s scene


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    #8785
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    One I was thinking about the other night, from the Mona Simpson episode;
    Homer: This is my room, and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them.
    Mother Simpson: Oh, yes, right in the drawers. [they both laugh]
    Homer: [sighing] You remembered. Oh, I've missed moments like this... Mom.
    While this I suppose is meant to make it sound like Homer being dumb; "You remembered that I keep my shirts in the dresser" (where else?), I like to think that this is meant to be a mother-son inside joke that we are never told about.

    That, "Oh yes, right in the drawers" was a joke used to make together, hence why they laugh and why Homer is so happy she remembered.


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    #8786
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    seamus wrote: »
    One I was thinking about the other night, from the Mona Simpson episode;
    Homer: This is my room, and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them.
    Mother Simpson: Oh, yes, right in the drawers. [they both laugh]
    Homer: [sighing] You remembered. Oh, I've missed moments like this... Mom.
    While this I suppose is meant to make it sound like Homer being dumb; "You remembered that I keep my shirts in the dresser" (where else?), I like to think that this is meant to be a mother-son inside joke that we are never told about.

    That, "Oh yes, right in the drawers" was a joke used to make together, hence why they laugh and why Homer is so happy she remembered.

    Hahaha, I get it. I get jokes.


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    #8787
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,353 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Recycling is useless, Lisa. Once the Sun burns out, this planet is doomed! You’re just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products


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    #8788
    Annd9
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Annd9


    Hi I'm Troy Mc Clure, you may remember me from such Telethon's as "Out with Gout 88 "


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    #8789
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    The army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb.


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    #8790
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Annd9 wrote: »
    Hi I'm Troy Mc Clure, you may remember me from such Telethon's as "Out with Gout 88 "

    Let's save Tony Orlando's house


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    #8791
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, unauthorized biographer, and drug dealer.. err keeper-awayer.


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