Dental plan!

Ipso

pleas advice

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

The wrapper has been torn in such a way that the m is missing. Abe in his naivety, being from an era before the widespread availability of prophelactics, reads it as condo and thinks it is an ad for a place to live.

im invisible wrote: »

yeah, explain it. That will make it funny

:rolleyes:

:pac:

Pints?

"Grammar Rodeo!?"

"We're not going to a grammar Rodeo. That was just an alibi Milton"

"Martin"

"Martin"

paddylonglegs

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

The wrapper has been torn in such a way that the m is missing. Abe in his naivety, being from an era before the widespread availability of prophelactics, reads it as condo and thinks it is an ad for a place to live.

yeah. The original quote said Latex Condome, I was thinking the poster thought he was referncing living in a dome - which would also be fun

Sin City

Are we still going on about my one

No need to dissect it lads

Just apprentice the joke

Pints?

Sin City wrote: »

Are we still going on about my one

No need to dissect it lads

Just apprentice the joke

"Exxxxaaaccctttlllyyyy he he he.....Doh!"

Realt Dearg Sec

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

The wrapper has been torn in such a way that the m is missing. Abe in his naivety, being from an era before the widespread availability of prophelactics, reads it as condo and thinks it is an ad for a place to live.

yeah. The original quote said Latex Condome, I was thinking the poster thought he was referncing living in a dome - which would also be fun

The main thing is we'll all never be able to laugh at it ever again. That's all I wanted really.

punisher5112

You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun.....

Suckler

Sin City wrote: »

Just apprentice the joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27YiPRiewg

Fox Hound

Grab All Association

https://youtu.be/36_mLxOvHzU

Riddle101

Rev Lovejoy: So Homer, please feel free to tells us anything. There's no judgement here.
Homer: The other day I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
*crowd gasps in shock*
Rev Lovejoy: I CAST THEE OUT!!!

Moe: YOU'LL Be Back!!!, and so will you, and you, annnnd YOU!!!
*points at camera*
Barney: Of course i'll be back. If you didn't close I'd never leave.

Ipso

Homer - "But you can’t leave! We’re scamming an old lady at my house and I need a place to hide out.”
Moe - “Sorry, Homer, I’ve been planning this vacation for years. I’m finally gonna see Easter Island.”
Homer - “Oh, right, with the giant heads.”
Moe - “With the what now?”

suicide_circus

God Bless Mommy and Daddy and Laramie Cigarettes

Ulysses Gaze

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

Ulysses Gaze

Dear Mr President.

There are too many States nowadays.

Please eliminate three.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Rawr

Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?

Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. He said I was an accident...he didn't want to have me.

Marge: You didn't want to have Bart.

Homer: I know, but you're never supposed to tell the child.

Marge: You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.

Homer: But when I do it, it's cute.

Overheal

Essay Judge: Lisa, after meeting your father, I’ve decided to award you an additional five points.

Beanntraigheach

Chief Wiggum: Says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on, mister.

Troy McClure: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses, it'd be a crime against nature!

Rawr

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Chief Wiggum: Says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on, mister.

Troy McClure: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses, it'd be a crime against nature!

Louie: Hey I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.

Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...

Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no.... I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

paddylonglegs

Rawr wrote: »

Louie: Hey I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.

Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...

Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no.... I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

Dingamagoo!

Fanny Wank

Troy McClure: C’mon Jimmy, let’s take a peek at the killing floor. Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy, it’s not really a floor. It’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

Skylinehead

Fanny **** wrote: »

Troy McClure: C’mon Jimmy, let’s take a peek at the killing floor. Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy, it’s not really a floor. It’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

Just ask this scientican!

Fanny Wank

Nixonbot wrote: »

Just ask this scientican!

That entire clip is absolutely brilliant

https://youtu.be/8f2P5yJFQKw

Ulysses Gaze

Fanny **** wrote: »

That entire clip is absolutely brilliant

https://youtu.be/8f2P5yJFQKw

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

Rawr

Nixonbot wrote: »

Just ask this scientican!

Scientican: Uhhh-

punisher5112

D'oh

punisher5112

A deer.....

Ipso

Hi, I'm Try McClure. You may recognize me from safety feature like "Firecrackers - the silent killer".

sentient_6

Hi, I'm Try McClure. You may recognize me from such driver’s ed films as “Alice’s Adventures through the Windshield Glass”.