Dental plan!

EagererBeaver · 17-04-2018 8:39am

Garbage in garbage can. Hmmm, makes sense.

lorcand1990 · 18-04-2018 5:16pm

Homer: Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is, "How To Increase Your Word Power." That thing is really, really...really...good.

JMNolan · 19-04-2018 4:11pm

"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!"

"You don't have to tell me, sir!"

Beanntraigheach · 19-04-2018 5:06pm

Roger Meyers Snr, the gentle genius behind "Itchy and Scratchy", loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world, and he in return was beloved by the world; except in 1938 when he was criticised for his controversial cartoon "Nazi Supermen are Our Superiors".

P.Walnuts · 21-04-2018 8:52pm

I wasn't drunk, I was asleep!

I believe you Dad.

punisher5112 · 21-04-2018 10:45pm

Looks like I'm wearing nothing at all.... Nothing at all...

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Martina1991 · 22-04-2018 2:16pm

Hi, it's me again. I've got another problem. Uh, this one's about my cat.

[YOWL]

Yeah, shut up, I'm askin her!

Vincent Vega · 24-04-2018 10:40pm

Announcer:And now we return to Fox Night at the Movies, 'Homer S. Portrait of an Assgrabber' starring Dennis Franz.

Homer: Ooooh! Portrait, sounds classy... Doesn't it?

*car screeching and crashing into curbs. Babysitter screaming as Franz laughs*

Babysitter: No Mr. Simpson! A cat is a living creature...
Franz: I don't care!

*swerves car*

Car: thud
Cat: MREOWW!!

*car skids to a halt*

Franz: Now I'm gonna grab me somethin' sweeeeet.
Babysitter: No Mr. Simpson! That's sexual harrassment, if you keep it up I'll yell so loud the whole country'll hear!
Franz: Heheheho, with the maaaan in the White House?!? Ehuhaha, not likely! Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.

Sin City · 25-04-2018 8:36am

Homer: You mean...I'm on my own? I've never been on my own! Oh no...on own...on own! I need help...oh, God, help me. Help me, God!

[phone rings, Homer answers it very slowly]

Homer: [very slowly] Y'ello?

Godfrey Jones: Hello, Homer. This is God...frey Jones from the TV magazine show "Rock Bottom".

Vincent Vega · 26-04-2018 8:57pm

pleas advice wrote: »

Steamed Hams but it's the French New Wave

Ah ouais,ouais!:D
C'est la fameuse 'Les quatres cents jambons à la vapeur'. Il est vraiment un classique de la cuisine nouvelle vague!

Ipso · 26-04-2018 9:11pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 27-04-2018 12:29pm

Cletus [Holding up sparkly green belly top emblazoned 'Classy Lassy']: Hey, Brandine! You could wear this shirt to work!

Brandine: Cletus, you know I gotta wear the shirt what Dairy Queen give me.

Ipso · 29-04-2018 6:37am

Grab All Association · 23-05-2018 3:44pm

https://www.adverts.ie/15468137

Reminds me of Kirk VanHouten

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

Realt Dearg Sec · 23-05-2018 4:03pm

Grab All Association wrote: »

https://www.adverts.ie/15468137

Reminds me of Kirk VanHouten

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

One of the great lines in Simpsons history. Probably one of the greatest episodes as well. Incredibly moving and devastating depiction of a marital breakdown, but completely ****ing hilarious as well.

"Come on Milhouse, we're going!"
"Can't I come home later?"
"There's not going to be a home later!"

punisher5112 · 23-05-2018 4:34pm

Thought that was out of friends.... The car bed I mean...

On the Simpsons hilarious.

harry Bailey esq · 23-05-2018 5:03pm

Ipso wrote: »

You may hear a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them.

Nerdkiller1991 · 23-05-2018 5:21pm

harry Bailey esq · 23-05-2018 5:30pm

You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAMING.

Wise Old Elf · 23-05-2018 5:35pm

Grab All Association wrote: »

https://www.adverts.ie/15468137

Reminds me of Kirk VanHouten

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

And the crushing answer:

"I sleep in a big bed with my wife"

EagererBeaver · 23-05-2018 5:37pm

Wise Old Elf wrote: »

Grab All Association wrote: »

https://www.adverts.ie/15468137

Reminds me of Kirk VanHouten

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

And the crushing answer:

"I sleep in a big bed with my wife"

Ah you ruined it. The joy was that we were all smug that of course we knew the response. Should have left it hanging.

Wise Old Elf · 23-05-2018 5:46pm

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Ah you ruined it. The joy was that we were all smug that of course we knew the response. Should have left it hanging.

Sorry

Sin City · 23-05-2018 6:27pm

Abe Simpson walking down the street picking up a wrapper and reading aloud

Latex Condome

Man Id love to live in one of those

paddylonglegs · 23-05-2018 9:05pm

Sin City wrote: »

Abe Simpson walking down the street picking up a wrapper and reading aloud

Latex Condome

Man Id love to live in one of those

Don’t you mean condo? An American version of an apartment. He would like to live in a condo

punisher5112 · 23-05-2018 9:41pm

I want a mohito....

punisher5112 · 23-05-2018 9:41pm

I just made my last payment.....

harry Bailey esq · 24-05-2018 12:18am

punisher5112 wrote: »

I just made my last payment.....

Speed holes...

Beanntraigheach · 24-05-2018 12:44am

Join me or die. Can you do any less?

EagererBeaver · 24-05-2018 12:58am

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Sin City wrote: »

Abe Simpson walking down the street picking up a wrapper and reading aloud

Latex Condome

Man Id love to live in one of those

Don’t you mean condo? An American version of an apartment. He would like to live in a condo

He picks up a condom wrapper and reads "latext condom". He then confuses this with a condo, and says the line about wanting to live in one.

Realt Dearg Sec · 24-05-2018 6:06am

EagererBeaver wrote: »

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Sin City wrote: »

Abe Simpson walking down the street picking up a wrapper and reading aloud

Latex Condome

Man Id love to live in one of those

Don’t you mean condo? An American version of an apartment. He would like to live in a condo

He picks up a condom wrapper and reads "latext condom". He then confuses this with a condo, and says the line about wanting to live in one.

The wrapper has been torn in such a way that the m is missing. Abe in his naivety, being from an era before the widespread availability of prophelactics, reads it as condo and thinks it is an ad for a place to live.

Dental plan!

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