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    #512
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    Both from one of my favourite episodes:

    "I see you've played knifey spooney before"

    and

    "900 dollarydoos! Tobias!"


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    #513
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    silvervixen84 wrote: »
    Both from one of my favourite episodes:

    "I see you've played knifey spooney before"

    and

    "900 dollarydoos! Tobias!"

    If eets an emeeergency then!

    The Australia episode was brilliant, then they ruined it with the constant "the Simpsons are going to.....!" episodes, now it doesnt matter anymore.

    Bullfrogs! thats an odd name! I'da called 'em chuzzwozzers!


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    #514
    Dubs
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭Dubs


    "Duff Man... can't breath!... Oh nooo!!"


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    #515
    Colonel Sanders
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    That's why you're the judge & I'm the law talkin' guy.


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    #516
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    Kang: I am Kang and here is my sister...Kodos
    Kudos: Hello


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    #517
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    hmm Bob Dole dont like this..


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    #518
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.


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    #519
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Call 1-800-DOCTORB!
    The B is for bargain!


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    #520
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Oh Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and TV... is


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    #521
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Everything going dark... like Duff Stout. The beer that made Ireland famous!


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    #522
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.


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    #523
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I've been a good christian lord! I've done everything the bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!


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    #524
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    Bart: Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up the Irish.
    Old Irishman: Tis true. I took many a lump, but twas all in good fun!


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    #525
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Why jerk my neck around like a goon when Tyranovision decides what I should watch?


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    #526
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
    Lisa: The word is "irony".
    Bart: Huh?


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    #527
    Den_M
    Registered Users Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Den_M


    20070629simpsonscarbonrod.jpg


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    #528
    jebuz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo....

    You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter?

    Three wood.

    Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch.

    You have entered "power drive".

    Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?


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    #529
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    We work hard, we play hard


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    #530
    Den_M
    Registered Users Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Den_M


    jebuz wrote: »
    Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?

    You have selected 'No'


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    #531
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    jebuz wrote: »
    Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo....

    You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter?

    Three wood.

    Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch.

    You have entered "power drive".

    Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?

    "You have selected 'no'"


    Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
    Homer: New glasses?
    Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
    Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

    Also, of all things, a brilliant Doppler sound effect gag in Bart's Girlfriend:
    "Steal the money from the church collection
    plate!"


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    #532
    friendface
    Registered Users Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    Dont know if its already been posted but...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o4kA5dswts


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    #533
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynyUhQUjnUk


    My favourite Simpsons moment!


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    #534
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

    Homer:     Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.

    Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!


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    #535
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8t25ePTlg


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    #536
    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    nanananananana leader nanananananana leader, leader, leader, batman i mean leader. I love the leader


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    #537
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    "You're charming the pants off me"
    "What'd you say Aunt Selma?"
    "I said take those damn glasses off"


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    #538
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,437 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    "the fingers you have used to dial this number... Are too fat.. to order a special dialing wand.. Please mash the keypad with your palm.... Now!"


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    #539
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Duffman? I thought you died of alcoholic liver disease...

    Duffman: Duffman never dies, only the actors that portray him...BOOYEAH!


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    #540
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Break it up boys, that belly aint gettin any pinker.


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    #541
    ch750536
    Registered Users Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭ch750536


    But Dad you don't understand.

    Lisa, Just because I don't care it doesn't mean I don't understand.


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