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    #602
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Best line ever where ned is principal after seymour gets fired.


    Ned: "Lets thank the lord for another glorious school day!"
    Superintendent Charmers: "That sounded like a prayer!!??!!, a prayer in a public school, God has no place place within these walls!"


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    #603
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Milhouse: I've been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo in Canada!
    Martin :I've been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo in Canada!
    Nelson :I'm going away for a week, see ya!


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    #604
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Creature wrote: »
    They're playing the elephant song again.

    I love that. Reminds me of elephants.


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    #605
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    The last pineapple! plenty ripe too!
    I'm not fruit! I'm a kid!
    Thats what the pumpkin said.
    Hi Lisa, we're going to be in a pie!


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    #606
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Looks like those clowns in congress have done it again, what a bunch of clowns.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #607
    Shankly Gates
    Registered Users Posts: 251 ✭✭Shankly Gates


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpNtbyz3DEE


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    #608
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Louie: It's him all right. Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?
    Fat Tony: Listen to your heart.


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    #609
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,874 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Seeeeeex?! What's wrong with your Dad saying the word 'seeeeeeex'? I've had seeeeeeex!!"


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    #610
    Swampy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Don't you hate pants!?


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    #611
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭take everything


    Bit of an obscure one.
    "Don't have a cow, man". :pac:


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    #612
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,874 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Homer - "Pfft. Look at those idiots. I paid my taxes over a year ago"
    Lisa - "Dad..."
    Homer - "What is it sweety? Is there a scary picture in your book?


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    #613
    Ridley
    Registered Users Posts: 3,175 ✭✭✭Ridley


    take everything wrote: »
    "Don't have a cow, man". :pac:

    #If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson. :p


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    #614
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Oooooh! floor pie!


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    #615
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    krudler wrote: »
    Oooooh! floor pie!

    Mmmmm, something
    Mmmmm, free goo
    Mmmmm, sacrilicious


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    #616
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭take everything


    "Turn the middle side topwise... TOPWISE."


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    #617
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    take everything wrote: »
    "Turn the middle side topwise... TOPWISE."

    Now I remember why i put this thing down here in the first place!


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    #618
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭take everything


    Grandpa Simpson: "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with, isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary. It'll happen to yoooouuu."

    Love that- apart from being bloody funny it really resonates.


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    #619
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    "shhhh! Dont mention S-E-X, C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N present!"

    Krusty: "Sex Cauldron i thought they closed that place down!":D


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    #620
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,874 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Homer on Rock Bottom

    "Well someone had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on her [cut] sweet can [CUT]. I grab her [cut] sweet can [cut]. Oh just thinking about her [cut] sweet can [cut]. I just wish I had her sweee -sw-sw-sweeet can [cut] right now."

    "So, you admit you liked her can."
    *Freeze frame*
    "Mr. Simpson you silence is only making things worse"
    *Zooms in*
    "Mr. Simpson, no. Don't take out your anger at me...."
    *Close up on frame*
    *Mr. Simpson NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"





    "Dramatisation. May not have happened."


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    #621
    Jimbob1977
    Registered Users Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember - a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.


    I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook


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    #622
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭take everything


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    "shhhh! Dont mention S-E-X, C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N present!"

    Krusty: "Sex Cauldron i thought they closed that place down!":D

    Brilliant Krusty quote.
    The way they sum up his illiteracy and sleaziness/weirdness in one line.


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    #623
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    "It's every parents dream to outlive their children"


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    #624
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    "I heard those things are awfully loud?!?!"


    anyone wanna finish it off??


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    #625
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Homer! are you actually giving up your faith?
    No! no no no no no no no no!
    ...well yes.


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    #626
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,256 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    jd007 wrote: »
    "It's every parents dream to outlive their children"
    I wont even live to see my own children die :(


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    #627
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
    And you remember....Matthew... 21:17.
    "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
    Yeah. Think about it.


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    #628
    Fuzzy_Dunlop
    Registered Users Posts: 5,494 ✭✭✭Fuzzy_Dunlop


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQknHwPrq9Y


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    #629
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Sweet merciful crap!!!!....that was a classic!!!!!!:D


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    #630
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Qoute doesnt work with this as its visual, it never fails to make me laugh though :D



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    #631
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Ah wash mah self with a rag on a stick!


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