Dental plan!

krudler · 06-10-2010 3:41pm

GABBO!

GABBO!

GABBO!

KnifeWRENCH · 06-10-2010 3:42pm

krudler wrote: »

I'm part of that facebook group

So am I!

(as of about 30 seconds ago, when I found out it existed through you....I like the Mr. Snrub fanpage though!)

Professional Griefer · 06-10-2010 3:47pm

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

Homer: Hey! How come my pay is so low?...Bear patrol tax! This is an outrage! Its the biggest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually Dad, its the smalled tax increase in history.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the homer tax.
Lisa: Thats the home-owner tax!

:D

Horse_box · 06-10-2010 3:51pm

When Homer is stuck in the Nuclear reactor

Bart: Yeah, and I think it's ironic that for once, Dad's butt actually prevented the release of toxic gas...

General Zod · 06-10-2010 3:55pm

in these days of stranger danger and sinister ministers you can't be too cautious.

Busi_Girl08 · 06-10-2010 4:00pm

*Marge is filling up ketchup bottles by emptying out restaurant sachets
Lisa - "What are you doing, Mom?"
Marge - "This is how I always get our ketchup and mustard, Lisa" (something like that)
Lisa - "Do you do it with relish?"
Marge - "Naah I'm kind of embarassed about it"

Moleman - "Hello. This is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part 4 of our series of the agonising pain I live every daaaaay

"

allanb49 · 06-10-2010 4:02pm

Yale could do with an international airport

Lockstep · 06-10-2010 4:17pm

Homer:"Remember Marge, whenever anything goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah Tibor, the amount of times you've saved my ass".

LAter
Smithers:"That idiot Tibor lost the key"
Later again
Homer:"I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me...friends, coworkers, Tibor."

Burns:"THat's it Zutroy, work hard and every day you'll get a nice shiny penny."
Inspector"We have reason to believe this man is an illegal alien"
Burns "That's nonsense, Zutroy here is as American as apple-pie!"
Zutroy: "Ak, nie klakay, Mr Burns"

krudler · 06-10-2010 4:17pm

Great episode but not a funny moment, still gets a special mention, Homer sitting on the bonnet of his car looking at the stars after his mother leaves him for the second time. More charm, soul and emotion in one wordless moment than anything in the past 10 seasons.

Lockstep · 06-10-2010 4:21pm

krudler wrote: »

Great episode but not a funny moment, still gets a special mention, Homer sitting on the bonnet of his car looking at the stars after his mother leaves him for the second time. More charm, soul and emotion in one wordless moment than anything in the past 10 seasons.

Same with the one where the Simpsons kids are adopted by the Flanders.
The scene where Marge and Homer are reading "Simpsons Kids Miss Mom and Dad"
Sob

Although there are some great lines in that episode:
MAggie is wearing a Stupid Baby sign and drinking water from the dog bowl.
DSS Man while reading sign;"Stupid Baby? Stupid babies need the most attention"

And best of all, parenting courses Marge and Homer go on.
DSS MAN;"There are a lot of little tricks to it, things you should have learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool wet sack. And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window."
Homer: [writing furiously] "Garbage in garbage can"...hmm, makes sense.

krudler · 06-10-2010 4:24pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Same with the one where the Simpsons kids are adopted by the Flanders.
The scene where Marge and Homer are reading "Simpsons Kids Miss Mom and Dad"
Sob

Although there are some great lines in that episode:
MAggie is wearing a Stupid Baby sign and drinking water from the dog bowl.
DSS Man while reading sign;"Stupid Baby? Stupid babies need the most attention"

And best of all, parenting courses Marge and Homer go on.
DSS MAN;"There are a lot of little tricks to it, things you should have learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool wet sack. And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window."

Thats one of the best episodes ever, I love when they're playing bombardment and Ned is trying to get an answer out of the kids about something.

"...Jesus?"
Jesus?! JESUS?!

"Rod stinks"
aw, I already knew that.

Lockstep · 06-10-2010 4:30pm

My favourite episode is the one with Duff Gardens.

Lisa: "I'm sorry I never made an effort to get to know you better Aunt Gladys"
Voice: "Don't worry about it"
Lisa runs away, Bart comes out from behind the coffin laughing.

"Duff Beer for me, Duff BEer for you!"
Bart; "I wanna get off"
Selma "We can't get off, we still have 5 more continents to visit"

Risteard · 06-10-2010 4:36pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

My favourite episode is the one with Duff Gardens.

Lisa: "I'm sorry I never made an effort to get to know you better Aunt Gladys"
Voice: "Don't worry about it"
Lisa runs away, Bart comes out from behind the coffin laughing.

"Duff Beer for me, Duff BEer for you!"
Bart; "I wanna get off"
Selma "We can't get off, we still have 5 more continents to visit"

Duff.....Gardens........Hoorah

SeaFields · 06-10-2010 4:39pm

Homer - I know someone holier than jesus!

Hasmunch · 06-10-2010 4:42pm

and then i drove away without anyone seeing my licence plate....

pampootie · 06-10-2010 4:43pm

Homer: Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas ... oh, make it two
Marge: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out

Wossack · 06-10-2010 4:44pm

Shameless copy+paste (http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF11) but certainly better then I could have recalled!


Baby-proofer:	Your baby is dead!  [horrified, Homer and Marge 
		scream]  That's what you'd hear if your baby fell 
		victim to the thousands of deathtraps lurking in the 
		average American home.  [hands Marge a business 
		card]
Marge:		Springfield Baby-proofing?
Homer:		[panting] You, you really scared us.
Baby-proofer:	Sorry about that.  But the truth is ... your baby, 
		Maggie Simpson, is dead!  [Homer and Marge scream 
		once more] Dead tired of baby-proofers who don't 
		provide a free estimate.  Let's start in the 
		kitchen.  [walks in]
		[cut to the kitchen.  For her demo, the baby-proofer 
		ties on an oversized baby bonnet] Now, pretend I'm a 
		baby.  [baby voice] Me want to explore.  [gets down 
		on all fours and crawls around like an infant]
Homer:		[to Marge] That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.
Marge:		Homer, don't be ... wow, that is huge.
Baby-proofer:	[finds a plastic bottle under the kitchen sink] 
		Pwetty colors.  Me want to dwink.
		[tries to open the bottle, but the lid remains 
		stubbornly closed.  She bangs it on the floor, but 
		the bottle stays closed.  Then she takes the bottle 
		to the sink, stands up, and runs the lid under the 
		water for a few seconds to loosen it up.  She whacks 
		the lid against the lip of the sink until it finally 
		comes loose]
Marge:		[gasps] She got it open!
Baby-proofer:	You see how quickly your baby could have been 
		drinking this [reads label] Similac Baby Formula?
Homer:		[anguished] No!  [takes the bottle and stomps on it] 
		This is such an eye-opener.  I always pictured the 
		kids dying in the living room.

SEPT 23 1989 · 06-10-2010 4:54pm

Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

greenasgrass · 06-10-2010 4:57pm

Homer: Remember Marge, It's Uterus not Uter-You....

Sam Vimes · 06-10-2010 5:00pm

Quimby's Aide: Sir, an unruly mob is here to see you.
Quimby: Does it have an appointment?
Quimby's aide: (Checks his clipboard) Yes.
Principal Skinner: (Pops his head in) I phoned ahead!

Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?
Quimby's aide: [checks his clipboard] Dumber, sir.

Moe: Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it
was them.

Overheal · 06-10-2010 5:02pm

Lisa is that too spicy for you?

"I can see through time!"

Lizard Queen · 06-10-2010 5:29pm

do you come with the car ?

ohh you he he he

Ridley · 06-10-2010 5:36pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7FHAnL8H8

Bad sync but at least it's the right way round.

"Even better on Sky 1 HD."

---

"Can I go, Mom? Can I?"
"Is your room clean?"
"...No.

"
"Good! That'll give me something to do while you're at the game!"

bluecatmorgana · 06-10-2010 6:27pm

In rod we trust

KeithM89_old · 06-10-2010 6:44pm

Lisa: A Rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Bart: Not if you called 'em Stenchblossoms.
Homer: Or Crapweeds.
Marge: I'd sure hate to get a dozen Crapweeds for Valentine's Day. I'd rather have candy.
Homer: Not if they were called Scumdrops.

SeaFields · 06-10-2010 6:50pm

Where's my elephant...where's my elephant...where's my elephant...where's my elephant....

bonerm · 06-10-2010 6:57pm

Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, I've seen every Simpsons episode. You can't show me anything new." Well, you got some attitude, Mister! :mad:

My name is URL · 06-10-2010 6:57pm

But Marge it's uterUS not uterYOU

Creature · 06-10-2010 7:09pm

SeaFields wrote: »

Where's my elephant...where's my elephant...where's my elephant...where's my elephant....

They're playing the elephant song again.

ItsAWindUp · 06-10-2010 7:12pm

Johnny Tightlips, how's your mother?
Who says I've a mother?

Dental plan!

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