Dental plan!

strobe

Homer: How can I get him to like me?
Moe: Why don't you invite him over for dinner? Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then, when he least expects it... BAM! The ol' fork-in-the-eye!
Homer: You think it could work without the fork in the eye?
Moe: There's always a first time.

Pyr0

Exaaaaactly!

Busi_Girl08

"....and you. I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk"
"Hey I just got here! What's going on?!"

"I'm Dick Tracy, take this, Pruneface!
Now I'm PruneFace, take that, Dick Tracy!
Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that Dick F-"

DOC09UNAM

krudler wrote: »

Can I borrow your copy of Swank Armin?

People who post "Simpsons Quotes" should be banned from the internet, its never been funny and it makes you look like a buffoon who cant come up with something original so rehash a Tv Show that someone else started.

krudler

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

People who post "Simpsons Quotes" should be banned from the internet, its never been funny and it makes you look like a buffoon who cant come up with something original so rehash a Tv Show that someone else started.

33 pages and 10,000 views say otherwise.

And you've also rehashed my quote , so that shows you cant be original with that either.

KeithM89_old

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

People who post "Simpsons Quotes" should be banned from the internet, its never been funny and it makes you look like a buffoon who cant come up with something original so rehash a Tv Show that someone else started.

Well you've just insulted everybody in this thread

DOC09UNAM

krudler wrote: »

33 pages and 10,000 views say otherwise.

And you've also rehashed my quote , so that shows you cant be original with that either.

Oh, didn't think you'd forget your little speech so quickly.

take everything

Tatum: I think Homer Simpson is a good man. I like him. I have nothing against him, but I will definitely make orphans of his children.

Pyr0

Homer: I've got this friend, his name is.. joey joe joe junior shabado!

Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.

*man runs out sobbing*

Barney: Joey joe joe !

krudler

take everything wrote: »

Tatum: I think Homer Simpson is a good man. I like him. I have nothing against him, but I will definitely make orphans of his children.

Umm. you are aware they have a mother champ?
Yes but I imagine she'll die of grief..

Gunsfortoys

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

People who post "Simpsons Quotes" should be banned from the internet, its never been funny and it makes you look like a buffoon who cant come up with something original so rehash a Tv Show that someone else started.

People with **** premiership footballers in their signatures should be banned from the Internet.

take everything

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

People who post "Simpsons Quotes" should be banned from the internet, its never been funny and it makes you look like a buffoon who cant come up with something original so rehash a Tv Show that someone else started.

I thought the thread was just reliving the glory of (arguably) the funniest series of all time.
Don't think anyone is looking for anything else out of it.

krudler

Back to the quotes!

Its the stingy and battery show!
They light!
and bite!
and light and bite and lalalala

Ridley

"See you in Hell!

...

From Heaven!"

----

"Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins!"
"Yes, sing us a song!"
"I've been singing you songs all day! I'm not a bloody jukebox!"

----

Season 21 was a drastic improvement over the post Season 9 episodes. Not back up there but I think The Simpsons was funny again:

"Stupid horny dolphins."

Busi_Girl08

Comic Book Guy - "Last night's Itchy and Scratchy was the worst episode EVER. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world."

Rev. Lovejoy - "Marge, just about everything is a sin. Have you ever sat down and read this thing? (the Bible) Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom"

Homer - "You know, the one with the well meaning rules that don't really work in real life...uh...Christianity.

CBG - "But Aquaman, you can't marry a woman without gills. You're two different species!
*Sees nuclear missile heading towards him*
Oooh I've wasted my life "

Ralph - "I bent my Wookie "

Ridley

"This is great... and all I've done is enter my name! "Thrillhouse."

*WELCOME THRILLHO*

krudler

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

Busi_Girl08

Homer - "I hope I didn't brain my damage"

krudler

Reverend, is god punishing me?
Hmmm, short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but..

Ridley

"If I wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and short length of hose."

krudler

You might even say, I hate my parents...

...lousy beatniks.

Superbus

-When I grow up, I want to be in the Betty Ford centre.

-You better start saving now, it's very expensive.

PerrinV2

*Marge takes a run up and leaps onto the brick wall, and struggles trying to get over*
Chief Wiggum: "Women always have trouble with the wall...can never seem to find the door"

krudler

5 alarm chili eh?
1...
2..
Hey!
Oh ok, its only 2 alarm, 2 and a 1/2 tops, I just said it was higher to look like a big man in front of the kids.
Daddy, are you going to jail?
We'll see son, we'll see....

Ridley

"Whoops, lost a nail... Well, that's leprosy for you!"

"Coming up on the Clock Channel, six o'clock"

Oh wait I saw this one.

rhonin

"Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it."
- Lionel Hutz.

the gob

spider pig spider pig

KeithM89_old

Milhouse: I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency!

the gob

rev lovejoy: homer god didnt burn your house down but he was working
in the hearts of friends and neighbours when they came to your rescue
be they christian, jew or (pointing to apu) misallaneous

apu: hindu there are 700 million of us

lovejoy:ah thats super