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You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

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    #332
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    That's priceless joker! I used to work in Dell - and may actually be returning, I wonder if I know the person?

    I can't find it but there was a brilliant email I got sent a while back, where one of the lads in dell got an email from the manager of the canteen, to say that when he got his lunch he had 2 chicken fillets on his plate (as handed to him by the server) but at the checkout he was only charged for one, and they wanted him to go back to the canteen and pay for it. He basically told them to fuk off and laughed at them but they tried to kick up a fuss and make him pay. It totally backfired.


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    #333
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    I'm off to a wedding today and I just put on a suit that I haven't worn in years. In it I found 10 euro, a nearly full pack of smokes, and 3 bangers! :D


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    #334
    Is mise le key
    Registered Users Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Zascar wrote: »
    I'm off to a wedding today and I just put on a suit that I haven't worn in years. In it I found 10 euro, a nearly full pack of smokes, and 3 bangers! :D

    What a find in the middle of a recession:cool:

    Throw them in with the wedding present aswell as the free DJ set:D


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    #335
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    Play the bangers at the start of your set to get people back on the floor :D

    Let me guess, you quit smoking years ago and all of a sudden you can't stop thinking about them again now?

    Tenners are always nice though.


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    #336
    eeloe
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 3,713 Mod ✭✭✭✭eeloe


    I'm just trying to think....a pair of suit pants, with 3 bangers(I'm resuming you mean yokes) in the pocket?

    What kind of a posh rave we're you at?


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    #337
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    LOL! My tux has seen more rave action than you'd think...


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    #338
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Here lads what's the best site to upload mixes to?


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    #339
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Soundcloud or mixcloud are good for DJ mixes. If you just want a normal upload site, from what I hear people are using http://uploading.com now more than rapidshare


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    #340
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Aw cool. Never thought of Soundcloud. I actually signed up to it yesterday too. I know, I know, I'm so with the times. Must schtick it up so.....phnarr phnarr! :D


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    #341
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Good stuff I'll take a listen!


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    #342
    eeloe
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 3,713 Mod ✭✭✭✭eeloe


    Zascar wrote: »
    LOL! My tux has seen more rave action than you'd think...

    That would be quite the trip, pardon the pun!!

    I can't remember ever seeing a guy in a tux loosing it at a rave.

    Kudos to you sir!


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    #343
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Haha no well what I mean is being at a posh tux type event, where loads of people are on the sauce


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    #344
    ianuss
    Registered Users Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭ianuss


    an oldy but a goody........drugs are bad!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP9C3V5w8NE


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    #345
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2055959228 hahahah bring back the slow sets - I'm sure TP etc will be well on for it.


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    #346
    Is mise le key
    Registered Users Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    Zascar wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2055959228 hahahah bring back the slow sets - I'm sure TP etc will be well on for it.

    If you ever ended up in a venue where slow sets were played you knew you were amongst a whole room full of people who just didnt get the Rave & Rave music......bar the ones lashing the drink into them shaking their head dissaprovingly during the slow set (self included).

    What a load of bollix they were!


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    #347
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Zascar wrote: »
    Good stuff I'll take a listen!
    Just stuck a mix up on the Members Mix thread.

    Mix


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    #348
    ianuss
    Registered Users Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭ianuss


    go to google............type in 2204355 and hit 'I'm feeling lucky'


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    #349
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    ianuss wrote: »
    go to google............type in 2204355 and hit 'I'm feeling lucky'
    Holy snakin jaysus! Frightened the scheisse out of me!


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    #350
    Scubadevils
    Subscribers Posts: 8,322 ✭✭✭Scubadevils


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Holy snakin jaysus! Frightened the scheisse out of me!

    Fck, me too - :eek: My heart is actually racing. :eek: I was in the middle of some very chilled bedtime ambient music :D


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    #351
    ianuss
    Registered Users Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭ianuss


    you think that's bad - do the same thing and type in 'blue waffle'.







    p.s. I'm sorry in advance ok...... :o


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    #352
    Scubadevils
    Subscribers Posts: 8,322 ✭✭✭Scubadevils


    ianuss wrote: »
    you think that's bad - do the same thing and type in 'blue waffle'.







    p.s. I'm sorry in advance ok...... :o

    Oh ffs, how the fck did you 'come' across that?! :pac:


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    #353
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    ianuss wrote: »
    you think that's bad - do the same thing and type in 'blue waffle'.







    p.s. I'm sorry in advance ok...... :o
    No thank you very much. Got stung with that little gem from another thread. Vile I tell thee...


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    #354
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    around the time the blue waffle meme popped up a few months back, another one started popping up called 'special fried rice' (or something like that)...

    do not google image that if you are in any way emotionally fragile.


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    #355
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    There's literally thousands of those flash videos on this website: http://z0r.de/1528. You can't spend hours going through them if you're bored enough.


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    #356
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Lads I have friends over from overseas so heading out tomorrow (Friday). That chick Steffi (stiffy) is in the button factory, she's a resident in Panorama bar so I'm assuming she's be good. Or is there anything better on?


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    #357
    copeyhagen
    Registered Users Posts: 4,528 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    that the sexy one from the nsfw thread


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    #358
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Eh, are you sure?

    steffi.jpg


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    #359
    clayton1
    Registered Users Posts: 130 ✭✭clayton1


    I just want to know what "type" of music this tune is classified as?? is it dance, or what is it? cheers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PLZ9gbwUOU


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    #360
    joker77
    Registered Users Posts: 4,111 ✭✭✭joker77


    Zascar wrote: »
    Lads I have friends over from overseas so heading out tomorrow (Friday). That chick Steffi (stiffy) is in the button factory, she's a resident in Panorama bar so I'm assuming she's be good. Or is there anything better on?
    Was thinking of heading to this but have that poxy team building yoke on with work. Might drop in later on if I can get away!

    Some sets posted up on Soundcloud if you search - here's one:
    http://soundcloud.com/r_co/steffi-panorama-bar-mixmag-info-mixtape-27-24-03-2009

    Listened to a few of them, quite slow and deep


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    #361
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    clayton1 wrote: »
    I just want to know what "type" of music this tune is classified as?? is it dance, or what is it? cheers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PLZ9gbwUOU
    Absolutely love that track.

    As for classification....hmmm, well apart from "Bleedin Rapeh" I'd say it'd be classed as House, or Chilled House.

    Although, I hate all that wánky classification nonsing about.


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