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You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jimi_t2


    Ahaha, won a 100e One4All voucher there through the ESB sub-forum competiton :D

    So now the question is, where in Dublin stocks HD-25s cheaply and accepts One4All vouchers? Whats Peats like?

    Edit : Peats = ridiculously expensive. Xmusic are roughly thomann prices but don't appear to accept One4All vouchers... Pity; anyone know anywhere in Dublin that they're a reasonable price?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,672 ✭✭✭seannash


    Captured a hedgehog and released it into a field today.

    Ive never seen a live one before,pretty cool looking.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Why did you capture it? Ya cruel monster!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,672 ✭✭✭seannash


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Why did you capture it? Ya cruel monster!

    my dad nearly ran over it on the street so i went up to look at it.it was heading into a garden with two huge dogs and is bricked in

    so i scooped it up and put it in the field at the back of my house.

    couple of the little kids on the street thought i was dead cool for having a hedgehog in a box(which i am)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jimi_t2


    seannash wrote: »
    Captured a hedgehog and released it into a field today.

    Ive never seen a live one before,pretty cool looking.

    Tiny little fellas in real life. Badgers on the other hand are fecking massive :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,672 ✭✭✭seannash


    jimi_t2 wrote: »
    Tiny little fellas in real life. Badgers on the other hand are fecking massive :D

    of couse i had to touch the spikes to see if it was true that there sharp.

    and yes they are.

    never saw one before today,lovely little creatures


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,111 ✭✭✭joker77


    They're pretty cool alright, tiny little things who sh*t themselves when people are around.

    Badgers aren't to be messed with, there's one local one who's bigger than most small dogs. Rough as f*ck them yokes, they stink as well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,672 ✭✭✭seannash


    Heres a pic of my dad holding it.

    Pretty awesome that i caught him in a clear perspex box

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jimi_t2


    joker77 wrote: »
    Badgers aren't to be messed with, there's one local one who's bigger than most small dogs. Rough as f*ck them yokes, they stink as well.

    Alan (Partridge): It's a fascinating subject 'reincarnation'. I always wonder what Lynn would come back as.
    Michael: [laughs] Aye a badger, I've always seen her as a badger.
    Alan: I can imagine her as a badger coming out of a hole and sniffing the air.
    Michael: Aye you could smack her head with a shovel.
    Alan: No I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that, Michael, even if she was a badger.
    Michael: You've got to control them man, you know they've got TB.
    Alan: So had the Bronte sisters. I wouldn't hit them with a shovel, no matter how bad the books were.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,672 ✭✭✭seannash


    Classic stuff




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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    seannash wrote: »
    of couse i had to touch the spikes to see if it was true that there sharp.
    and yes they are.

    lovely little creatures
    jimi_t2 wrote: »
    Michael: You've got to control them man, you know they've got TB.
    .

    They are cool alright & lucky enough to see em quite a bit where i am but they do carry TB aswell as badgers as pointed out in the quote from the comedy sketch above.........advise not to pick em up with your hands again if you find one but to use a shovel to scoop him up & deliver him to where ever.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    seannash wrote: »
    Classic stuff



    ah crap I went researching and found that this video is by some Australian comedian. Feels like when I first learned the truth about santa.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    jtsuited wrote: »
    Feels like when I first learned the truth about santa.

    What about Santa?????ohnoes.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    What about Santa?????ohnoes.gif

    his beard's not real.

    that smiley is awesome!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    jtsuited wrote: »
    his beard's not real.

    that smiley is awesome!

    Phew.....i already knew that,

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    I tought you were going to say he fakes his mixing,

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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    I like hedgehogs, but I find they can be a little prickly...


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    I've been waiting 3 hours for a flight home from london and its just been delayed an hour. Fcuking hate waiting in airports.

    Played with the new iPhone today, pretty cool. Much thinner and lighter, amazing screen and the camera is fantastic....


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    Zascar wrote: »
    I've been waiting 3 hours for a flight home from london and its just been delayed an hour. Fcuking hate waiting in airports.

    Played with the new iPhone today, pretty cool. Much thinner and lighter, amazing screen and the camera is fantastic....

    feckin apple fanboys :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jimi_t2


    seannash wrote: »
    Classic stuff



    I raise you a fake bad music video, and show you the demon spawn of the late 80s. Gated drums, bad perm and the most.... ''something'' video ever



  • Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Speaking of iPhones and phones in general, this thread might be of interest to anybody that's tied into an O2 contract at the moment.

    I've got something like another year left on mine so I might actually do it. Just need to read up on it first to see what the downsides are.


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  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    jtsuited wrote: »
    feckin apple fanboys :p
    Forget the iPhone, the iPad really would turn me into a Fanboy. Man that thing is feckin sweet. One of the guys I work with bought one, not as a toy but he properly uses it as a full on business productivity tool. At meetings he's always flicking on it, drawing notes, email works brilliantly, its so sweet. We work on the same sales team and we're doing a lot of work together this year - he told me if I hit certain objectives by the end of the years he's buy me one!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    yeah the ipad really continued with apple's tradition of doing this....

    new apple product announced>I think 'stupid idea, crap product'>product actually comes out>realise it's the best idea ever and want one badly.


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    They truly are masters of "Manufacturing Demand"

    Kinda like this in a way - great video if you have not seen it



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,672 ✭✭✭seannash


    watched Human Traffic last night for the first time.

    why does it have such a huge support.a few funny bits but hardly the lifechanging films its made out to be.

    Maybe the hype was too much


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    seannash wrote: »
    watched Human Traffic last night for the first time.

    why does it have such a huge support.a few funny bits but hardly the lifechanging films its made out to be.

    Maybe the hype was too much

    You don't do drugs Sean so that probably goes some way to explain it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,672 ✭✭✭seannash


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    You don't do drugs Sean so that probably goes some way to explain it.
    no see i get all the drug refrencing.i havent lived a sheltered life :D

    as i said before all my mates done drugs when we went out but i just never did.

    i dont know,i enjoyed its all gone pete tong better but i guess that was an entirely different film.

    i understand there alot of situations in the film tht people who have done drugs have been in themselves and as such might find it a good representation of there clubbing experience but is that all it is.

    like ive heard the "nice one bruvva"quoted alot by my mates but when i watched it i didnt see the humour


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    It was also of the times, it's over ten years old now. Probably just seems dated now. It's still a class film and 100% representation of what it was like to to be into clubbing, all that goes with it, during the 90's.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,672 ✭✭✭seannash


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    It was also of the times, it's over ten years old now. Probably just seems dated now. It's still a class film and 100% representation of what it was like to to be into clubbing, all that goes with it, during the 90's.
    yeah i guess.i was at my first clubs when it came out.

    i can identify with it(except the drug)the buzz of going out and all that but i still think i can recognise a funny film but i just didnt see the funny parts in it.


    anyway onto the next one :D


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Human traffic is a great movie, as is "Go" - I thought It's all gone Pete Tong was shyte thoguh, the lead actor was a horribly bad stereotype badly done.

    Love all the drug movies. Blow, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing, Spun, Cocaine Cowboys, Cheech and Chong....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    Zascar wrote: »
    Human traffic is a great movie, as is "Go" - I thought It's all gone Pete Tong was shyte thoguh, the lead actor was a horribly bad stereotype badly done.

    huh??? you do realise that was deliberate yeah?

    Paul Kaye is a sort of specialist at that type of stuff (Strutter etc.).

    The problem with It's All Gone Pete Tong, is that it hid the irony so well it's lost on a lot of people (not saying you Zascar but a lot of people miss the point of it).

    Thought that Go movie was so horribly American, but in saying that was enjoyable to watch.

    Human Traffic is an odd one. I liked it, but the whole 'spirit of the rave' etc. thing that goes on in it is a bit offputting.
    The 'disillusionment with society so therefore we go mental at the weekends' idea is sort of nauseating to me. I guess that's one of the differences between back then and now politically regarding dance music.

    Back then, people seemed to have genuinely believed in something hedonistic, utopian, and revolutionary.

    Nowadays we just realise that the drugs just mangle your brain into romanticising that kind of nonsense.


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