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Why are Irish people so ugly?

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  • 12-03-2010 5:31pm
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    Kanye
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    (^^^If you type "why" into google.ie. For some reason, typing "why" then space this question moves up one.)

    I was having a conversation with a stunning girl from Cork (i.e. not really Ireland) about why people from Ireland are ugly. The conversation originated from a Romanian (i.e. not Roma) taxi driver with extensive knowledge.

    I'm ruddy-faced, hairy and pale but still incredibly beautiful by international standards. So, what's the story?

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    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    Genetics


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    Riskymove
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    Years of practice


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    Hank_Jones
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    I have spread my seed too much.


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    GavRedKing
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    Simple....we dont eat swans :pac:


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    That_Guy
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    Speak for yourself OP, I'm a fcuking roide!!


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    Shiny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭Shiny


    Irish people are not ugly, at least not in the pizza face category anyway. :rolleyes:


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    Closed ac
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    Kanye wrote: »
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    (^^^If you type "why" into google.ie. For some reason, typing "why" then space this question moves up one.)

    I was having a conversation with a stunning girl from Cork (i.e. not really Ireland) about why people from Ireland are ugly. The conversation originated from a Romanian (i.e. not Roma) taxi driver with extensive knowledge.

    I'm ruddy-faced, hairy and pale but still incredibly beautiful by international standards. So, what's the story?

    Try also typing in "I'm terrified of" into google. :D


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    Closed ac
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    Shiny wrote: »
    Irish people are not ugly, at least not in the pizza face category anyway. :rolleyes:

    That scared me. :(


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    super_furry
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    The English killed all our pretty folk.


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    SugarHigh
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    We are probably more inbred then mainland europe and our ancestors were a bit slower then everyone else when it came to getting civilised.


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    brummytom
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    As an outsider; Irish people aren't ugly.. it's just some weird inferiority complex you've got going on


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    genericguy
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    i'm fairly alright looking, and my burd is top notch, and we're both irish.


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    My name is URL
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    If I type 'why' into the Google search bar on my browser the top suggestion is 'why are black people so loud' in second place we have 'why can't I own a Canadian' and in a respectable third, 'why is my poop green'

    true story

    Google really is a mine of information


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    genericguy
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    brummytom wrote: »
    As an outsider; Irish people aren't ugly.. it's just some weird inferiority complex you've got going on

    says the beautiful english virgin :)


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    genericguy
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    If I type 'why' into the Google search bar on my browser the top suggestion is 'why are black people so loud'

    true story

    my god he tells the truth!!


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    colsku
    Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭colsku


    Irish people are weathered....


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    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    And if you type "Why are" into Google, the second suggestion is "why are the irish impervious to psychoanalysis".

    Fück you, Freud. Fück you.


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    bullpost
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    We are probably more inbred then mainland europe and our ancestors were a bit slower then everyone else when it came to getting civilised.

    Other way round actually. We were there first and then the others got curious, decided to pay us a visit and ended up plundering the bejasus out of the place :D


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    Biggins
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    We are not ugly - the rest of the world just don't have the brains/sight to appreciate and comprehend our beauty.
    End of story. I feel sorry for them. :D


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    Lux23
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    I'm glad I am not full Irish, gives me a nice smug feeling. I still could be ugly.


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    brummytom
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    genericguy wrote: »
    says the beautiful english virgin :)
    Are you coming on to me?


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    Le King
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    genericguy wrote: »
    i'm fairly alright looking, and my burd is top notch, and we're both irish.

    That's what ye tell each other.

    YOU: Your absolutely gorgeous.

    Your "BURD": Your alri, I guess.



    When really ye two are at the pinnacle of jokes from society today.

    Sorry fella.


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    genericguy
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    Osu wrote: »
    That's what ye tell each other.

    YOU: Your absolutely gorgeous.

    Your "BURD": Your alri, I guess.



    When really ye two are at the pinnacle of jokes from society today.

    Sorry fella.

    nope, it's actually the case. neh neh!


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    genericguy
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    brummytom wrote: »
    Are you coming on to me?

    gettin' desperate brum?


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    fontanalis
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    Trashbat wrote: »
    Genetics

    But Irish peopel share the same ancestry as people from The Basque region and the Pyrenees area an they can be quite doable!


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    henryporter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭henryporter


    I'm glad I am not full Irish, gives me a nice smug feeling. I still could be ugly.
    What like a breakfast or something?


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    Adhamh
    Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭Adhamh


    From Google.ie, if you type in 'why', the second suggestion is 'why are Irish people so ugly', no joke. A lot of people are looking for answers.

    (My suggestion: probably such a crap diet)


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    mikom
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    Lux23 wrote: »
    I'm glad I am not full Irish,

    We're glad too honey.


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    Duggy747
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    HEY!!

    We're not ugly, just.................different! Now Aborigines, they're ugly folk! :p


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    cailin_donn
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭cailin_donn


    I'm fully Irish on both sides, but somehow i'm very tanned, have dark brown hair and eyes and am small (typical Irish trait) but my features don't look Irish or anything. And before anyone says it I'm sure that I'm not adopted and that my parents are my parents!!


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