Why are Irish people so ugly?

Kanye

(^^^If you type "why" into google.ie. For some reason, typing "why" then space this question moves up one.)

I was having a conversation with a stunning girl from Cork (i.e. not really Ireland) about why people from Ireland are ugly. The conversation originated from a Romanian (i.e. not Roma) taxi driver with extensive knowledge.

I'm ruddy-faced, hairy and pale but still incredibly beautiful by international standards. So, what's the story?

Edit: link fixed.

Trashbat

Genetics

Riskymove

Years of practice

Hank_Jones

I have spread my seed too much.

GavRedKing

Simple....we dont eat swans :pac:

That_Guy

Speak for yourself OP, I'm a fcuking roide!!

Shiny

Irish people are not ugly, at least not in the pizza face category anyway. :rolleyes:

Closed ac

Kanye wrote: »

(^^^If you type "why" into google.ie. For some reason, typing "why" then space this question moves up one.)

I was having a conversation with a stunning girl from Cork (i.e. not really Ireland) about why people from Ireland are ugly. The conversation originated from a Romanian (i.e. not Roma) taxi driver with extensive knowledge.

I'm ruddy-faced, hairy and pale but still incredibly beautiful by international standards. So, what's the story?

Try also typing in "I'm terrified of" into google.

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Shiny wrote: »

Irish people are not ugly, at least not in the pizza face category anyway. :rolleyes:

That scared me.

super_furry

The English killed all our pretty folk.

SugarHigh

We are probably more inbred then mainland europe and our ancestors were a bit slower then everyone else when it came to getting civilised.

brummytom

As an outsider; Irish people aren't ugly.. it's just some weird inferiority complex you've got going on

genericguy

i'm fairly alright looking, and my burd is top notch, and we're both irish.

My name is URL

If I type 'why' into the Google search bar on my browser the top suggestion is 'why are black people so loud' in second place we have 'why can't I own a Canadian' and in a respectable third, 'why is my poop green'

true story

Google really is a mine of information

genericguy

brummytom wrote: »

As an outsider; Irish people aren't ugly.. it's just some weird inferiority complex you've got going on

says the beautiful english virgin

genericguy

My name is URL wrote: »

If I type 'why' into the Google search bar on my browser the top suggestion is 'why are black people so loud'

true story

my god he tells the truth!!

colsku

Irish people are weathered....

RayM

And if you type "Why are" into Google, the second suggestion is "why are the irish impervious to psychoanalysis".

Fück you, Freud. Fück you.

bullpost

SugarHigh wrote: »

We are probably more inbred then mainland europe and our ancestors were a bit slower then everyone else when it came to getting civilised.

Other way round actually. We were there first and then the others got curious, decided to pay us a visit and ended up plundering the bejasus out of the place

Biggins

We are not ugly - the rest of the world just don't have the brains/sight to appreciate and comprehend our beauty.
End of story. I feel sorry for them.

Lux23

I'm glad I am not full Irish, gives me a nice smug feeling. I still could be ugly.

brummytom

genericguy wrote: »

says the beautiful english virgin

Are you coming on to me?

Le King

genericguy wrote: »

i'm fairly alright looking, and my burd is top notch, and we're both irish.

That's what ye tell each other.

YOU: Your absolutely gorgeous.

Your "BURD": Your alri, I guess.



When really ye two are at the pinnacle of jokes from society today.

Sorry fella.

genericguy

Osu wrote: »

That's what ye tell each other.

YOU: Your absolutely gorgeous.

Your "BURD": Your alri, I guess.



When really ye two are at the pinnacle of jokes from society today.

Sorry fella.

nope, it's actually the case. neh neh!

genericguy

brummytom wrote: »

Are you coming on to me?

gettin' desperate brum?

fontanalis

Trashbat wrote: »

Genetics

But Irish peopel share the same ancestry as people from The Basque region and the Pyrenees area an they can be quite doable!

henryporter

I'm glad I am not full Irish, gives me a nice smug feeling. I still could be ugly.

What like a breakfast or something?

Adhamh

From Google.ie, if you type in 'why', the second suggestion is 'why are Irish people so ugly', no joke. A lot of people are looking for answers.

(My suggestion: probably such a crap diet)

mikom

Lux23 wrote: »

I'm glad I am not full Irish,

We're glad too honey.

Duggy747

HEY!!

We're not ugly, just.................different! Now Aborigines, they're ugly folk!

cailin_donn

I'm fully Irish on both sides, but somehow i'm very tanned, have dark brown hair and eyes and am small (typical Irish trait) but my features don't look Irish or anything. And before anyone says it I'm sure that I'm not adopted and that my parents are my parents!!

Fratton Fred

Its an inbuilt defence mechanism. The uglier you are, the less chance there is of being rogered by a priest.

Bob the Seducer

It doesn't come up if you try on google.com

That said, the 4th suggestion down on google.com is "Why can't I own a Canadian" so obviously different places have different pressing issues...

genericguy

cailin_donn wrote: »

I'm fully Irish on both sides, but somehow i'm very tanned, have dark brown hair and eyes and am small (typical Irish trait) but my features don't look Irish or anything. And before anyone says it I'm sure that I'm not adopted and that my parents are my parents!!

grand, are you legal?

SugarHigh

brummytom wrote: »

As an outsider; Irish people aren't ugly.. it's just some weird inferiority complex you've got going on

Being told you're not ugly by the English is like being told you're not a bad dad by Josef Fritzl.

whatdoicare

But my Mom says I'm beautiful......


Are you calling my Mom a liar?!

Le King

genericguy wrote: »

nope, it's actually the case. neh neh!

You roll with that so dude!

Le King

whatdoicare wrote: »

But my Mom says I'm beautiful......


Are you calling my Mom a liar?!

Pretty much!

fontanalis

cailin_donn wrote: »

I'm fully Irish on both sides, but somehow i'm very tanned, have dark brown hair and eyes and am small (typical Irish trait) but my features don't look Irish or anything. And before anyone says it I'm sure that I'm not adopted and that my parents are my parents!!

Do you have a family tree going back 400 generations or so? What do you consider Irish features to be? Seriously interested as I've been reading some books on genetics and ancestry.

Kanye

brummytom wrote: »

As an outsider; Irish people aren't ugly.. it's just some weird inferiority complex you've got going on

16-year-old guys tend to be attracted to pretty much anything. So sorry, your vote doesn't count.

whatdoicare

Osu wrote: »

Pretty much!

I'm telling!

alanajane

grainne seoige!!!!

AttackThePoster

Cringing at genericguy here.

Continue.

Le King

whatdoicare wrote: »

I'm telling!

You do that. And see what happens to you... Yeah.

kpbdublin

Too many deep fried burgers and toxic beer

whatdoicare

Osu wrote: »

You do that. And see what happens to you... Yeah.

Um.....what?

SugarHigh

whatdoicare wrote: »

I'm telling!

She's also ugly.

genericguy

AttackThePoster wrote: »

Cringing at genericguy here.

Continue.

whatdoicare

SugarHigh wrote: »

She's also ugly.

Awwwwww.......:(

Prof.Badass

My name is URL wrote: »

If I type 'why' into the Google search bar on my browser the top suggestion is 'why are black people so loud' in second place we have 'why can't I own a Canadian' and in a respectable third, 'why is my poop green'

true story

Google really is a mine of information

Our low genetic diversity increases the chances that reccessive mutations will show themselves (and many of these cause decreased attractiveness). In people with a more diverse genetic heritage many of these ugly genes remain unexpressed giving them a more attractive appearance.

orourkeda

Blame your ma