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Girls are "friendlier" during a recession...

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    #92
    turgon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,762 ✭✭✭turgon


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Wow. That's a crazy sweeping statement.

    Maybe just the girls in the pubs you go to are bitches.

    You Go Girl


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    #93
    Chevy RV
    Registered Users Posts: 466 ✭✭Chevy RV


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    + a million

    Girl: Hey, could you buy me a drink?

    Me: Why have you a payscale? How much for a handjob?


    Classic 1 Liner:D


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    #94
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    turgon wrote: »
    You Go Girl

    *snap* *snap* *snap*

    Oh I Will!


    you should probably read the spoiler on my post too!


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    #95
    MIN2511
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    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    *snap* *snap* *snap*

    Oh I Will!


    you should probably read the spoiler on my post too!
    Which one? You being male or ghey? :P


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    #96
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Wow. That's a crazy sweeping statement.

    Maybe just the girls in the pubs you go to are bitches.

    I've met some crackingly hot and amazingly sound girls in pubs.
    Of course they all thought I was a prick, but there you go!
    LOL... Can be tough out there alright.:rolleyes:


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    #97
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Eric Cartman wrote: »
    fcuk you, sausagefest and fcuk buddy happen to be words i use, and im nowhere near southside d4/d6 daddys money.

    but lets just skew this topic away for a minute, if i was a guy in a cheap shirt, tesco leather-ette shoes and dunnes jeans , and i just wanted a cheap ride on a friday or saturday, where would i go , top 3 places ?
    Banned.


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    #98
    Sage'sMama
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    Thats called being used! :D Fair play to them i must try that this weekend... More fool to the lads paying for the drink and not getting a sh*g!


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    #99
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Which one? You being male or ghey? :P

    Eh..... both?


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    #100
    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    These girls are like Ryanair.

    The taxi costs 50e but the taxi driver is paying them half of it when you're gone. so yea recession times alright, it used to be 100 and a whore used to cost 50


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    #101
    consultech
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    Nobody reads threads anymore :(


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    #102
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    consultech wrote: »
    Nobody reads threads anymore :(
    Why? What did we do :(

    I read your thread-post :pac:


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    #103
    [Deleted User]
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    Back when I was single I would have laughed in a girls face if she straight up asked me for a drink. A taxi home? She probably would have laughed in your man's face when they got their for being such a fool and left him in the taxi.

    This is such a non success story. You looked like you had cash so a load of girls pretended to like you for a few mins to see what drinks/favours they could get from you. Bet not one stayed for longer than a few free drinks.

    Jesus man. That's pathetic.


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    #104
    MIN2511
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    In fairness, these girls are very BOLD!!!! I'ld never ask a guy for a drink, my pride won't let me. I rarely take drinks from people i don't know because i fear the drink maybe spiked.
    With the recession, i drink at home before i go out...
    A can of bulmers light for €2.35 is better than 2 bottles of bulmers at €5.50 per bottle... Most of my friends do the same, i also really hate paying to go into clubs... I avoid places like that unless i have to go there(mates birthday)


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    #105
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Why? What did we do :(

    I read your thread-post :pac:

    Ah don't listen to him.

    C'mon - let's go to Pinty's for a couple and we can have some burgers in Bobo's after. Everything will be better then.

    [edit]Also - 2.35 for a can of Bulmers? Jaysus - don't you know Tuborg is 6 cans for 7 euro??? [/edit]


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    #106
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ah don't listen to him.

    C'mon - let's go to Pinty's for a couple and we can have some burgers in Bobo's after. Everything will be better then.

    [edit]Also - 2.35 for a can of Bulmers? Jaysus - don't you know Tuborg is 6 cans for 7 euro??? [/edit]
    My thoughts exactly!!!! Bobo's rock!!! I haven't been in there in a while....


    *hungry now*


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    #107
    AnonoBoy
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    MIN2511 wrote: »
    My thoughts exactly!!!! Bobo's rock!!! I haven't been in there in a while....


    *hungry now*

    So are we, like, going steady now?


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    #108
    MIN2511
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    After you pay for my drink in Hogans, my burger and fries in Bobo's and then my cab home :D

    Yes we are steady :)


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    #109
    shane86
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    Eric Cartman wrote: »
    fcuk you, sausagefest and fcuk buddy happen to be words i use, and im nowhere near southside d4/d6 daddys money.


    Doesnt matter. Still makes you less Irish. My guess is that you did a J1 in San Diego at some point. And that you listen to Coldplay, have attended gigs in Crawdaddy and like bands beginning with "The". If I am wrong I will eat my own shizzle.

    Really- anyone who says fcuk buddy has never had a one nighter, never mind had a "FB". That is not an opinion but an actual fact.

    And as for sausagefest........like, yawww. So like random.....:rolleyes:


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    #110
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    shane86 wrote: »
    have attended gigs in Crawdaddy

    Woah, woah there buddy - ease off on Crawdaddy gigs. They have some great stuff on there sometimes.

    I agree with the rest of your post though so.... carry on!


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    #111
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    After you pay for my drink in Hogans, my burger and fries in Bobo's and then my cab home :D

    Yes we are steady :)

    I have learned nothing from this thread.

    Of course! Why not? Whatever you want!


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    #112
    shane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Woah, woah there buddy - ease off on Crawdaddy gigs. They have some great stuff on there sometimes.

    I agree with the rest of your post though so.... carry on!



    Sorry mate :) Im sure decent bands/DJs/ whoever may have played it athe odd night. It is just it sticks in my mind because of "ya fancy a few scoops down Crawdaddy, The Frames are on" phonecalls :)

    At least you recognise the type of utter clowns I am on about though.


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    #113
    woop
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    Rb wrote: »
    It's nothing to do with recession, you go to any "upmarket" bars, dress well and act confidently and you'll notice you'll get a load of attention.

    It's because the women there for a very specific men reason i.e to meet men with fat wallets, regardless of how they look.

    10/10


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    #114
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I have learned nothing from this thread.

    Of course! Why not? Whatever you want!
    LOL surely you know i am only messing ;)


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    #115
    James T Kirk
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    "The boys watch the girls while the girls watch the boys who watch the girls go by..." :D


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    #116
    MIN2511
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    I think i know where all the single lads will be this weekend-Kyrstle!

    All the single ladies....


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    #117
    K-9
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    PML at OP.

    Girls are dropping standards* and you are now a target.**

    *Don't drop your standards because certain girls do.

    **You seem too superficial to see my point.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #118
    shane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    I think i know where all the single lads will be this weekend-Kyrstle!

    All the single ladies....

    I wouldnt go if you paid me.

    ffs I only went to Renards once on a freebie hoping to bump into Mr Dunphy :pac:


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    #119
    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    I think i know where all the single lads will be this weekend-Kyrstle!

    All the single ladies....
    **** that song is annoying but so catchy


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    #120
    shane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    registering disapproval of Eric Cartman being banned. Outright personal abuse should be allowed, let alone a mere **** you- surely the OP and his mates are undeniable proof of that.

    Although I stand by the term sausagefest being yank bull :)


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    #121
    javaboy
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    Please register your disapproval by PMing a mod or by using Feedback/Help Desk and not on thread.


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