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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #9032
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ^^
    Oh my God, that's sick


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    #9033
    JCX BXC
    Registered Users Posts: 18,114 ✭✭✭✭JCX BXC


    Christ above, are cork people the most negative in Ireland? Anything remotely cork related on Facebook, mainly articles, and it's the most melancholy, angry and absurd show ever.


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    #9034
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Feisar


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    'krissnin' :D:D:D

    Between that and others. OK some people aren't the brightest and txt speak has led to a lot of this phonetic spelling. However do these people ever wonder why every second word is underlined in red?

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #9035
    js35
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭js35


    Can everyone say a prayer for my brother in law michael please he is in tense of care unit in portlaoiseðŸ™ðŸ™ðŸ™


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    #9036
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    js35 wrote: »
    Can everyone say a prayer for my brother in law michael please he is in tense of care unit in portlaoiseŸ™
    Is he in the past, present or future unit?


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    #9037
    LouD2016
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 229 ✭✭LouD2016


    Someone looking for advice on "pannatacks"


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    #9038
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    js35 wrote: »
    Can everyone say a prayer for my brother in law michael please he is in tense of care unit in portlaoiseðŸ™ðŸ™ðŸ™

    I'm probably just getting auld and I'm going to get roasted for this but if I was still using facebook and I saw someone put this message up, abounding in grammatical errors and spelling mistakes as it is, I wouldn't be putting it up on boards for people to take the piss out of...


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    #9039
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    I'm probably just getting auld and I'm going to get roasted for this but if I was still using facebook and I saw someone put this message up, abounding in grammatical errors and spelling mistakes as it is, I wouldn't be putting it up on boards for people to take the piss out of...

    Is that not the purpose of the thread?


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    #9040
    threein99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,596 ✭✭✭threein99


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Is that not the purpose of the thread?

    Maybe the fact the status is about someone in intensive care and shouldn't be mocked, which is fair enough.


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    #9041
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    I'm probably just getting auld and I'm going to get roasted for this but if I was still using facebook and I saw someone put this message up, abounding in grammatical errors and spelling mistakes as it is, I wouldn't be putting it up on boards for people to take the piss out of...

    You are a delicate creature, aren't you.


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    #9042
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    You are a delicate creature, aren't you.

    Aye, that's it. Just being a delicate little petal... sometimes it hurts to breath from being soooo delicate. I'm getting upset just thinking about it. Don't mind me, resume your edgelord duties.


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    #9043
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,081 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    threein99 wrote: »
    Maybe the fact the status is about someone in intensive care and shouldn't be mocked, which is fair enough.

    It's not the person in the intensive care unit who is being mocked. :rolleyes:

    Anyway, no names no pack drill. If you don't want your silly scribblings to be mocked then don't publish them to all and sundry on the internet.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #9044
    KikiLaRue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭KikiLaRue


    Honestly, I used to find this thread funny, but it really is just here to make fun of people who are less educated.

    Anyone who is spelling things out phonetically probably never got very far in school and maybe never got the help they needed.

    It's literally a rule here on Boards not to make fun of other posters or call them out on spelling/ grammar.


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    #9045
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    KikiLaRue wrote: »
    Honestly, I used to find this thread funny, but it really is just here to make fun of people who are less educated.

    Anyone who is spelling things out phonetically probably never got very far in school and maybe never got the help they needed.

    It's literally a rule here on Boards not to make fun of other posters or call them out on spelling/ grammar.

    Yeah, but this is the Facebook thread, it isn't boards.


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    #9046
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,432 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    OH FFS, will you let it alone :mad:


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    #9047
    KikiLaRue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭KikiLaRue


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Yeah, but this is the Facebook thread, it isn't boards.

    I understand that, I'm just pointing out that it's established here that making fun of people for their spelling and grammar isn't very nice.


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    #9048
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 15,012 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    MOD: Let's keep it on topic. We are over 9,000 posts into this thread, we are not discussing now whether it should or shouldn't continue.


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    #9049
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,841 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    js35 wrote: »
    Can everyone say a prayer for my brother in law michael please he is in tense of care unit in portlaoiseðŸ™ðŸ™ðŸ™

    Just realized I know who the person in hospital is .


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    #9050
    The White Feather
    Registered Users Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭The White Feather


    "OK FOLKS!
    Let all play a game to help me get through this shift at my crappy job!
    In the comments vote for what just might happen tonight on my shift or add your own likely or unlikely senario 🙃
    1. I step off mid shift & quit
    2. I kick everyone out mid shift close up & quit
    3. I grit my teeth until my gums bleed, and clench my fist until the end of the shift, close up and tender my resignation.
    4. I tell a customer to phuc themselves.
    5. I punch a customer
    6. I get arrested for assult and battery
    7. I get fired for numerous reasons
    8. I am abducted by aliens
    9. I am abducted by aliens so that I can help them save their universe. We win.
    10. Aliens come and destroy all the ***** in the world
    11. David Tennant as Dr Who comes and asks if I can be his new travel buddy. I of course, accept
    12. I just bare it, because I'm poor and don't have any viable alternative at the moment. I silently scream until my soul cracks & wish I would get fatally hit by a bus before my next shift.
    13. MI6 calls me into action. They'll sort out the company.
    14. A pack of Border Collies come and herd all the customers out of the place then stand guard nit letting anyone in until my shift is over
    15. Insert your own event here..."


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    #9051
    aoh
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    When a boy turns 12 he should be given a mandatory vasectomy. He will only be able to have it undone when he is financially and emotionally responsible. He will need the signed permission of the woman he is with.


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    #9052
    Martina1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    aoh wrote:
    When a boy turns 12 he should be given a mandatory vasectomy. He will only be able to have it undone when he is financially and emotionally responsible. He will need the signed permission of the woman he is with.
    I saw that somewhere too but i took it to be sarcastic in light of whats happening in Alabama.

    Imagine the government having such control over a mans body agaisnt their will. Ironic isnt it.


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    #9053
    JCX BXC
    Registered Users Posts: 18,114 ✭✭✭✭JCX BXC


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    I saw that somewhere too but i took it to be sarcastic in light of whats happening in Alabama.

    Imagine the government having such control over a mans body agaisnt their will. Ironic isnt it.

    This qualifies under the thread title!


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    #9054
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,333 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Share this so Leo Varadker sees it, Leo your an absolute Arsewipe ,you Don’t care about Us, you don’t fool anyone. Arsewipe please deport yourself 💩

    Surprisingly, the inane ramblings of this unemployed criminal got no shares.


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    #9055
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Posted in a local forum
    wrote:
    I'm looking for a price off an electrician to replce an emergion in my earing coubard please.


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    #9056
    aoh
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    The dirty scum that robbered my uncle house if anyone sees or hear anyone selling a smart tellie ring me or messgner please. God help you if you are caught. Horrible bastards can everyone share please


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    #9057
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Anyone want to test your translation skills? :D

    "How like are these to frist cousin there daddy are sunbags that is not aloud around them women and children beters scum of alll scum but alt us girls can still stick together and keep them away fron dirth a lill girl should be daddy pride but unfortaly these lill beautys just hv there mothers theres good men out there that wants to be in thrre children lifes but these to fathers to brothers children are scum they hw could anybody could not love these two models tbh gbm well upp they greats mothers our familys dont want nothong to do with the dirth lisa shes a carit to u baby doll well and fick the child and women beters there dirth of all dirt yee dirths dogs fact"


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    #9058
    threein99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,596 ✭✭✭threein99


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Anyone want to test your translation skills? :D

    "How like are these to frist cousin there daddy are sunbags that is not aloud around them women and children beters scum of alll scum but alt us girls can still stick together and keep them away fron dirth a lill girl should be daddy pride but unfortaly these lill beautys just hv there mothers theres good men out there that wants to be in thrre children lifes but these to fathers to brothers children are scum they hw could anybody could not love these two models tbh gbm well upp they greats mothers our familys dont want nothong to do with the dirth lisa shes a carit to u baby doll well and fick the child and women beters there dirth of all dirt yee dirths dogs fact"

    Not a clue


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    #9059
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Anyone want to test your translation skills? :D

    "How like are these to frist cousin there daddy are sunbags that is not aloud around them women and children beters scum of alll scum but alt us girls can still stick together and keep them away fron dirth a lill girl should be daddy pride but unfortaly these lill beautys just hv there mothers theres good men out there that wants to be in thrre children lifes but these to fathers to brothers children are scum they hw could anybody could not love these two models tbh gbm well upp they greats mothers our familys dont want nothong to do with the dirth lisa shes a carit to u baby doll well and fick the child and women beters there dirth of all dirt yee dirths dogs fact"


    I'm fairly sure I've spotted some English in there, so I'll guess English, am I right?


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    #9060
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Anyone want to test your translation skills? :D

    "How like are these to frist cousin there daddy are sunbags that is not aloud around them women and children beters scum of alll scum but alt us girls can still stick together and keep them away fron dirth a lill girl should be daddy pride but unfortaly these lill beautys just hv there mothers theres good men out there that wants to be in thrre children lifes but these to fathers to brothers children are scum they hw could anybody could not love these two models tbh gbm well upp they greats mothers our familys dont want nothong to do with the dirth lisa shes a carit to u baby doll well and fick the child and women beters there dirth of all dirt yee dirths dogs fact"

    How alike are these two first cousins? Their Daddies are scumbags who aren't allowed around them. Women & child beaters, scum of all scum. But all us girls can still stick together & keep them away from dirt.
    A little girl should be her daddies pride but unfortunately these little beauties only have their mothers. There's good men out there who want to be a part of their child's life but the two fathers of these children, two brothers are scum. How could anybody not love these two models to be honest. God bless them. Well they have great mothers & our families don't want anything to do with the dirt. Lisa, she's a credit to you baby doll. Fúck the child & women beaters, they're the dirt of all dirt, ye dirty dogs. Fact.

    Not sure if I should be proud of that :pac:


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    #9061
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    How alike are these two first cousins? Their Daddies are scumbags who aren't allowed around them. Women & child beaters, scum of all scum. But all us girls can still stick together & keep them away from dirt.
    A little girl should be her daddies pride but unfortunately these little beauties only have their mothers. There's good men out there who want to be a part of their child's life but the two fathers of these children, two brothers are scum. How could anybody not love these two models to be honest. God bless them. Well they have great mothers & our families don't want anything to do with the dirt. Lisa, she's a credit to you baby doll. Fúck the child & women beaters, they're the dirt of all dirt, ye dirty dogs. Fact.



    Not sure if I should be proud of that :pac:

    Excellent, take a bow. When I read it now I can only agree with sentiment. :)


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