Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

mikeymouse

Alrigghtythen wrote: »

My best attempt

My children's father is very like his first cousin, they are both scumbags. Neither are allowed around women or children. Scum of all scum. But, All us girls can stick together and keep them away from dirt. A little girl should be proud of their daddy, but all these little beauties just have is their mothers. There's good men out there that want to be in their childrens' lives, but these 2 fathers, 2 brothers, children? are scum. How could anyone not love these 2 models? To be honest, God bless him/her?, well up! They're great mothers. Our family doesn't want anything to do with dirt Lisa. She's a carrot to your baby doll. Well and feck the child and women are better. There dirt, all of ye are dirty dogs. Fact!


Sad really:(

I read that as child and women beaters.

Lisha

She’s a credit (not carrot) to you Lisa

retro:electro

“My two lovely daughters that can’t wait for Alison’s holy can Newman please god it’s a happy house with a happy family thank god and a blessed mother”

kildare lad

hope everyone is voting te night the only way off change in are aerea people best off luck te mark ward

Shemale

kunst nugget wrote: »

Someone realized they missed your birthday and decided to send you good wishes after the event... what am I missing here in terms of anger generation?

The thread is entitled "Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II" and this is wholesale misuse of our first language, me having a bit of a rant doesn't change any of that

It's one thing using the wrong word, people can generally get what ewe mean, on the otherhand putting words in the wrong order, gibberish stupidly places the random lovely sentences turns complete words load of language a places into making.

Shemale

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Era not the biggest deal really. Maybe just be grateful someone took ten seconds out of their day to wish you well

The thread is called " Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II ", plenty of other posts haven't been the biggest deal either

munster87

Happy birthday Shemale

flyton5

valoren wrote: »

What does dochas translate to?

It translates to 'Hope'

It's the womens prison on the Mountjoy campus. As you drive past it's the big red building.

Foweva Awone

Just saw someone ask, "Are men hablagated to pay for everything on the first date?"

Shemale

munster87 wrote: »

Happy birthday Shemale

Belated Happy Birthday

tea and coffee

Happy Belated birthday

mackeire

ANY ONE WHO PAYS TO SEE THOES HAS BEENS NEED THERE HEADS EXAMEND

A 60 odd year old commenting on an article about the spice girls gig.

inforfun

Well, to be fair, they were popular when he was a teenager.

kildare lad

A friend I know put up a picture of himself posing at the gym. His aunt wrote underneath it.

Look at u mr mussels

Lisha

kildare lad wrote: »

A friend I know put up a picture of himself posing at the gym. His aunt wrote underneath it.

Look at u mr mussels

Hope he’d a trout pout too.

Big Nasty

Hi all im dowing a row from arklow to wales need a few sponsers any thing at all wud be much a aprecheated just a few uro evrey little helps its a 90 mile row money goes to the RNLI if u cud share this post with ur frends it wud be grate it is on the 1st of may im traing verey hard for it thanks guys like and share🚣🚣ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

Paddy Cow

Big Nasty wrote: »

Hi all im dowing a row from arklow to wales need a few sponsers any thing at all wud be much a aprecheated just a few uro evrey little helps its a 90 mile row money goes to the RNLI if u cud share this post with ur frends it wud be grate it is on the 1st of may im traing verey hard for it thanks guys like and share����Ÿ‘

Seems legit. Where can I donate?

job seeker

Big Nasty wrote: »

Hi all im dowing a row from arklow to wales need a few sponsers any thing at all wud be much a aprecheated just a few uro evrey little helps its a 90 mile row money goes to the RNLI if u cud share this post with ur frends it wud be grate it is on the 1st of may im traing verey hard for it thanks guys like and share����ðŸ‘ðŸ‘

I will done a few commas and a full stop or two.

Hotblack Desiato

Big Nasty wrote: »

money goes to the RNLI

Probably won't raise enough to cover the cost of the inevitable rescue effort.

Still though, stupid people and dangerous sports is probably something we should encourage

AndyBoBandy

That row, is the Celtic Challenge, and has been going on for years now. (It was actually founded by members of Aberystwyth RNLI).

I don't row, but one year I did sail over alongside them on a support boat. Typically about 10-12 crews take part in the race, usually rowing for an hour before swapping crews and getting 2 hours rest, then back rowing again for an hour. The race lasts up to 20 hours. Its gruelling, its cold, and it's not something I'd like to do, so fair balls to anyone who does do it.

http://www.celtic-challenge.org.uk

Don't want to be a buzzkill on the thread, but would just like to point out the above

ArnoldJRimmer

Referencing a nasty incident in the Donegal v Tyrone game today, I've just read a comment where someone referred to it as a 'mister meaner'

Potential Underachiever

ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »

Referencing a nasty incident in the Donegal v Tyrone game today, I've just read a comment where someone referred to it as a 'mister meaner'

That's only a miner mister meaner.

SirChenjin

ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »

Referencing a nasty incident in the Donegal v Tyrone game today, I've just read a comment where someone referred to it as a 'mister meaner'

I love that!

sligojoek

It's up there with "Chester Draws" for sale

js35

Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

FFred

js35 wrote: »

Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

Use the ‘stapeler’ obviously. Don’t want the wood getting ‘ruint’ after all:pac:

ohnonotgmail

js35 wrote: »

Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

aulaboys??

phelixoflaherty

Elbows?

Deebles McBeebles

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

aulaboys??

Alibis? Its not but I have no f*cking idea what else it could be.

That post actually made me cringe.

SirGerryAdams

Don't have a word for word of it but this lassy was proud as punch of getting escorted away by the guards after the school confiscated her daughters phone that went off during the JC. They went through the messages on the phone to see if there was any cheating going on.

Apparantly a guard came on a bike and told her if she didn't leave she was going to be handcuffed and she said "where you gonna put me, on the handlebars?" :pac: