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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #9002
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,759 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Jesus, this thread never ceases to amaze and scare me at the same time.
    What beast has Mark Zuckerberg unleashed on us ?

    You'd have to fire a shot at our education system here too. They'll have to take a percentage of the blame on that one.

    How far we've gone from the land of Saints and Scholars.


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    #9003
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    You'd have to fire a shot at our education system here too. They'll have to take a percentage of the blame on that one.

    How far we've gone from the land of Saints and Scholars.

    I like to think that it was always this bad, just that SM shows the rest of us,
    20 years ago we were just blissfully unawares of this.


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    #9004
    retalivity
    Registered Users Posts: 14,101 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Schwanz wrote: »
    "For babys from 3 Das is my buzzness not any1 ellses ffs"

    Well we all now know don't we :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    If its nobody "ellses buzzness", why post it on fb?


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    #9005
    It wasnt me123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    You'd have to fire a shot at our education system here too. They'll have to take a percentage of the blame on that one.

    How far we've gone from the land of Saints and Scholars.

    No, their parents are to blame - what sort of people are popping out and dragging up children to this level of ignorance.


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    #9006
    Neyite
    Administrators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,947 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Neyite


    inforfun wrote: »
    How many "sleeps" is that?

    For my non sleeper? At least a billion and counting. :D


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    #9007
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,759 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    It wasnt me123 wrote: »
    No, their parents are to blame - what sort of people are popping out and dragging up children to this level of ignorance.

    In the words of the great Jim Jeffries, listen from 1.42

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-HB6uPTLUY


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    #9008
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,272 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    ^ Maybe not at work, tho...

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #9009
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    A woman commented on a post about someone donating to the the homeless

    Ah tats a luvly jester


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    #9010
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Someone shared an image of the Royal baby on my timeline, this is the exchange that ensued underneath:

    OP: Isn't he gorgeous, congrats to all, can't wait to hear what they've named him!
    Idiot: They announced it earlier, his name is Sussex! :):):)
    Another Idiot: Different but I like it lol
    OP: What? I think your confused girl haha
    Idiot: No I'm not lol saw it on the daily mail, baby Sussex is his name!
    OP: No hun that's Megan & Harry's royal name, they are the Duke & Duchess of Sussex so they are referring to the baby as baby Sussex until the name is announced!
    Idiot: Ooooooo right ha ha lol that makes sense, was thinking it was a very groovy choice alright ha ha ha


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    #9011
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "cant wait nw everything sorted for X's big day her krissnin she has her dress n all her bits rum sorted in the local pub n cake orderd cant wait to see wat eh luks like im soo excited!!! roll on next sunday get to see all my family n friends :) x"

    I was wondering, why rum sorted in the pub, seems a randomly specific choice ... then I realised she meant "room". :o


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    #9012
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    'krissnin' :D:D:D


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    #9013
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    'krissnin' :D:D:D

    Krissnin Guru-Murphy :pac:


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    #9014
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Krissnin Guru-Murphy :pac:

    My mother actually thought that's what he was called and completely refused to believe me when I told her it's not. No way was she budging from 'Murphy'.

    That'd be the Murphys from New Delhi then.


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    #9015
    threein99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,596 ✭✭✭threein99


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "cant wait nw everything sorted for X's big day her krissnin she has her dress n all her bits rum sorted in the local pub n cake orderd cant wait to see wat eh luks like im soo excited!!! roll on next sunday get to see all my family n friends :) x"

    I was wondering, why rum sorted in the pub, seems a randomly specific choice ... then I realised she meant "room". :o

    That child is definitely called Rihanna


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    #9016
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Girl 1: *posts up picture of young fella with head wound and blood all down his face* "This wat happens to RATS, only start off it ya dirty knacker :D. Yuppppp!!!!!"

    Girl 2: (friend of young fella) "listen ya dirty smelly cow ya junkie ya riding all round ya while ur kids are in care, Haha rats you know all bout rats crying in the dochas to get into treatment, ya big methdone swollen slag, yes keep it up ya big meth head I will destroy ya, go shag someone for ur next hit ya junkie"


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    #9017
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    ya big methdone swollen slag

    That is pure poetry.


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    #9018
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Girl 1: *posts up picture of young fella with head wound and blood all down his face* "This wat happens to RATS, only start off it ya dirty knacker :D. Yuppppp!!!!!"

    Girl 2: (friend of young fella) "listen ya dirty smelly cow ya junkie ya riding all round ya while ur kids are in care, Haha rats you know all bout rats crying in the dochas to get into treatment, ya big methdone swollen slag, yes keep it up ya big meth head I will destroy ya, go shag someone for ur next hit ya junkie"


    quality


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    #9019
    KerryGoat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭KerryGoat


    Menas wrote: »
    We need to set up a facebook tribute page to Part 1.

    this is not the best thread in the world.... it's just a tribute...


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    #9020
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    kildare lad wrote: »
    A woman commented on a post about someone donating to the the homeless

    Ah tats a luvly jester

    71Sr9E57myL._UY445_.jpg


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    #9021
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Any forts on using this foundation on oily skin? I didn't reallise before I brought it that it was more for dryer skin!

    - the same girl from a UK beauty group who used the word "jewwy" when she meant "dewy".


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    #9022
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,759 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Any forts on using this foundation on oily skin? I didn't reallise before I brought it that it was more for dryer skin!

    - the same girl from a UK beauty group who used the word "jewwy" when she meant "dewy".

    I'm going out on a limb here forts = thoughts? Fcukin hell.


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    #9023
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "Can someone tell me who the actor is who plays Forrest Gump? T.hanks"

    Is Google broken or something? :rolleyes:


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    #9024
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "Can someone tell me who the actor is who plays Forrest Gump? T.hanks"

    Is Google broken or something? :rolleyes:

    Not sure if that was a comment on Facebook or if you missed the joke ಠ_ಠ


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    #9025
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    I'm going out on a limb here forts = thoughts? Fcukin hell.

    I suppose that’s how a lot of English pronounced it innit


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    #9026
    KikiLaRue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭KikiLaRue


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Girl 1: *posts up picture of young fella with head wound and blood all down his face* "This wat happens to RATS, only start off it ya dirty knacker :D. Yuppppp!!!!!"

    Girl 2: (friend of young fella) "listen ya dirty smelly cow ya junkie ya riding all round ya while ur kids are in care, Haha rats you know all bout rats crying in the dochas to get into treatment, ya big methdone swollen slag, yes keep it up ya big meth head I will destroy ya, go shag someone for ur next hit ya junkie"

    I’m fascinated by your social circle!


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    #9027
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    KikiLaRue wrote: »
    I’m fascinated by your social circle!

    Many of my Facebook friends, I've met through addiction and/or recovery ... or in the example you quoted, it's a girl who I met when we were both in treatment together, but she's back in active drug addiction again.

    I still have a lot of time for the girl, wouldn't want to be spending time with her while she's using though. Hopefully she'll get herself back on track again.


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    #9028
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Not enough time for her not to be sharing her fb posts however.


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    #9029
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Oh my goodness ... screenshot attached. Quite disturbing! :D (Defo NSFW.)


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    #9030
    loalae
    Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Oh my goodness ... screenshot attached. Quite disturbing! :D

    WTF!


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    #9031
    retalivity
    Registered Users Posts: 14,101 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Oh my goodness ... screenshot attached. Quite disturbing! :D

    Well, thats tonights nightmare sorted.


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