Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

BattleCorp

Hector Savage wrote: »

Jesus, this thread never ceases to amaze and scare me at the same time.
What beast has Mark Zuckerberg unleashed on us ?

You'd have to fire a shot at our education system here too. They'll have to take a percentage of the blame on that one.

How far we've gone from the land of Saints and Scholars.

Hector Savage

BattleCorp wrote: »

You'd have to fire a shot at our education system here too. They'll have to take a percentage of the blame on that one.

How far we've gone from the land of Saints and Scholars.

I like to think that it was always this bad, just that SM shows the rest of us,
20 years ago we were just blissfully unawares of this.

retalivity

Schwanz wrote: »

"For babys from 3 Das is my buzzness not any1 ellses ffs"

Well we all now know don't we :rolleyes::rolleyes:

If its nobody "ellses buzzness", why post it on fb?

It wasnt me123

BattleCorp wrote: »

You'd have to fire a shot at our education system here too. They'll have to take a percentage of the blame on that one.

How far we've gone from the land of Saints and Scholars.

No, their parents are to blame - what sort of people are popping out and dragging up children to this level of ignorance.

Neyite

inforfun wrote: »

How many "sleeps" is that?

For my non sleeper? At least a billion and counting.

BattleCorp

It wasnt me123 wrote: »

No, their parents are to blame - what sort of people are popping out and dragging up children to this level of ignorance.

In the words of the great Jim Jeffries, listen from 1.42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-HB6uPTLUY

Hotblack Desiato

^ Maybe not at work, tho...

kildare lad

A woman commented on a post about someone donating to the the homeless

Ah tats a luvly jester

SusieBlue

Someone shared an image of the Royal baby on my timeline, this is the exchange that ensued underneath:

OP: Isn't he gorgeous, congrats to all, can't wait to hear what they've named him!
Idiot: They announced it earlier, his name is Sussex!
Another Idiot: Different but I like it lol
OP: What? I think your confused girl haha
Idiot: No I'm not lol saw it on the daily mail, baby Sussex is his name!
OP: No hun that's Megan & Harry's royal name, they are the Duke & Duchess of Sussex so they are referring to the baby as baby Sussex until the name is announced!
Idiot: Ooooooo right ha ha lol that makes sense, was thinking it was a very groovy choice alright ha ha ha

Foweva Awone

"cant wait nw everything sorted for X's big day her krissnin she has her dress n all her bits rum sorted in the local pub n cake orderd cant wait to see wat eh luks like im soo excited!!! roll on next sunday get to see all my family n friends x"

I was wondering, why rum sorted in the pub, seems a randomly specific choice ... then I realised she meant "room".

RhubarbCrumble

'krissnin'

Deebles McBeebles

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

'krissnin'

Krissnin Guru-Murphy :pac:

RhubarbCrumble

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Krissnin Guru-Murphy :pac:

My mother actually thought that's what he was called and completely refused to believe me when I told her it's not. No way was she budging from 'Murphy'.

That'd be the Murphys from New Delhi then.

threein99

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"cant wait nw everything sorted for X's big day her krissnin she has her dress n all her bits rum sorted in the local pub n cake orderd cant wait to see wat eh luks like im soo excited!!! roll on next sunday get to see all my family n friends x"

I was wondering, why rum sorted in the pub, seems a randomly specific choice ... then I realised she meant "room".

That child is definitely called Rihanna

Foweva Awone

Girl 1: *posts up picture of young fella with head wound and blood all down his face* "This wat happens to RATS, only start off it ya dirty knacker . Yuppppp!!!!!"

Girl 2: (friend of young fella) "listen ya dirty smelly cow ya junkie ya riding all round ya while ur kids are in care, Haha rats you know all bout rats crying in the dochas to get into treatment, ya big methdone swollen slag, yes keep it up ya big meth head I will destroy ya, go shag someone for ur next hit ya junkie"

inforfun

ya big methdone swollen slag

That is pure poetry.

De Bhál

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Girl 1: *posts up picture of young fella with head wound and blood all down his face* "This wat happens to RATS, only start off it ya dirty knacker . Yuppppp!!!!!"

Girl 2: (friend of young fella) "listen ya dirty smelly cow ya junkie ya riding all round ya while ur kids are in care, Haha rats you know all bout rats crying in the dochas to get into treatment, ya big methdone swollen slag, yes keep it up ya big meth head I will destroy ya, go shag someone for ur next hit ya junkie"

quality

KerryGoat

Menas wrote: »

We need to set up a facebook tribute page to Part 1.

this is not the best thread in the world.... it's just a tribute...

Hector Savage

kildare lad wrote: »

A woman commented on a post about someone donating to the the homeless

Ah tats a luvly jester

SusieBlue

Any forts on using this foundation on oily skin? I didn't reallise before I brought it that it was more for dryer skin!

- the same girl from a UK beauty group who used the word "jewwy" when she meant "dewy".

BattleCorp

SusieBlue wrote: »

Any forts on using this foundation on oily skin? I didn't reallise before I brought it that it was more for dryer skin!

- the same girl from a UK beauty group who used the word "jewwy" when she meant "dewy".

I'm going out on a limb here forts = thoughts? Fcukin hell.

Foweva Awone

"Can someone tell me who the actor is who plays Forrest Gump? T.hanks"

Is Google broken or something? :rolleyes:

Lady Haywire

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Can someone tell me who the actor is who plays Forrest Gump? T.hanks"

Is Google broken or something? :rolleyes:

Not sure if that was a comment on Facebook or if you missed the joke ಠ_ಠ

somesoldiers

BattleCorp wrote: »

I'm going out on a limb here forts = thoughts? Fcukin hell.

I suppose that’s how a lot of English pronounced it innit

KikiLaRue

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Girl 1: *posts up picture of young fella with head wound and blood all down his face* "This wat happens to RATS, only start off it ya dirty knacker . Yuppppp!!!!!"

Girl 2: (friend of young fella) "listen ya dirty smelly cow ya junkie ya riding all round ya while ur kids are in care, Haha rats you know all bout rats crying in the dochas to get into treatment, ya big methdone swollen slag, yes keep it up ya big meth head I will destroy ya, go shag someone for ur next hit ya junkie"

I’m fascinated by your social circle!

Foweva Awone

KikiLaRue wrote: »

I’m fascinated by your social circle!

Many of my Facebook friends, I've met through addiction and/or recovery ... or in the example you quoted, it's a girl who I met when we were both in treatment together, but she's back in active drug addiction again.

I still have a lot of time for the girl, wouldn't want to be spending time with her while she's using though. Hopefully she'll get herself back on track again.

Big Nasty

Not enough time for her not to be sharing her fb posts however.

Foweva Awone

Oh my goodness ... screenshot attached. Quite disturbing! (Defo NSFW.)

loalae

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Oh my goodness ... screenshot attached. Quite disturbing!

WTF!

retalivity

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Oh my goodness ... screenshot attached. Quite disturbing!

Well, thats tonights nightmare sorted.