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17-09-2020, 19:25   #4051
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Just seen Elvis in B&Q....Returned a Sander.
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I've asked many people what LGBTQ stands for but no one can give me a straight answer.
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20-09-2020, 18:00   #4053
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My favourite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandmother...at least it was, until my mother hid the urn.
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To the person who invented infinity:


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Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts....turns out he was the Carroty kid.
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Was in the supermarket today and saw some fly spray. I asked the young lad stacking the shelves "is this any good for wasps ?" "No" he said. "It kills them!"
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Was in the supermarket today and saw some fly spray. I asked the young lad stacking the shelves "is this any good for wasps ?" "No" he said. "It kills them!"
Was pish comment !
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The inventor of velcro died today..... RIP
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Just won gold at the national weather forecasting championships....I beat the raining champ.
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The absolute state of your room. It looks like a quiet 'scene in Reeling in the Years'.
Heard today in my house hahaha
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand the binary system, and those that don't.
And those waiting for a ternary punchline.
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A man walks into a bakers in Glasgow and says “is that a cake or a meringue?”.

The chap says “no, you’re right. It’s a cake”.
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