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One-Liner Jokes

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    #3992
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    this is just no Gouda

    In quesos like this, you have to think caerphily.


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    #3993
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,988 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    The person who posted the original cheese pun started this!

    How dairy!!??


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    #3994
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,407 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Yeah but he's not the one milking it for all it's worth.


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    #3995
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Yeah but he's not the one milking it for all it's worth.

    It is a gruyere area.


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    #3996
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,264 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Help! I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.

    I've only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me. OVNR.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #3997
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 41,015 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    everlast75 wrote: »
    The person who posted the original cheese pun started this!

    How dairy!!??

    He asked me if I could camembert the cheesiness of the jokes here.

    I said It made me herve


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    #3998
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    Help! I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.

    I've only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me. OVNR.

    Took me a minute to get....but Oh Vienna I got there in the end.

    If you win you should celebrate with a night on the tile. I nearly won a tournament when I spelled out A.B.B.R.E.V.I.A.T.I.O.N. imagine my disgust, when I was told, no abbreviations.


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    #3999
    Uncle Pierre
    Registered Users Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭Uncle Pierre


    I was playing with an old farmer called MacDonald. I kept getting too many vowels, like E, I, E, I, O.


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    #4000
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an i.


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    #4001
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Yeah but he's not the one milking it for all it's worth.

    It's gone a bit ..e mental now!


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    #4002
    DubCount
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭DubCount


    chooseusername wrote: »
    It's gone a bit ..e mental now!

    I don't give Edam


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    #4003
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    This chain of puns will be camembert fromage to age.


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    #4004
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Cheesus Christ, they're terrible. I'm struggling to brie'd.


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    #4005
    grayzer75
    Registered Users Posts: 973 ✭✭✭grayzer75


    What do you call a bear with no paw?

    Rupert the bastard......


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    #4006
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    That joke is Pooh.


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    #4007
    trashcan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,907 ✭✭✭trashcan


    What links the Brits in 1921 and the Oireachteas Golf society in 2020 ?


    Inserting a flimsy partition and claiming it turns one place into two separate places.


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    #4008
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    So, just like flats built during the Celtic tiger years?


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    #4009
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,264 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    I was in the local Karma Restaurant the other night. No main courses on the menu. Just desserts.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #4010
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    I was in the local Karma Restaurant the other night. No main courses on the menu. Just desserts.

    I was in our local karma restaurant. No menus, just get what you deserve.


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    #4011
    trashcan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,907 ✭✭✭trashcan


    joeguevara wrote: »
    I was in our local karma restaurant. No menus, just get what you deserve.

    Em, that's the same joke ? (But Monkiesocks worded it better :pac:)


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    #4012
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    trashcan wrote: »
    Em, that's the same joke ? (But Monkiesocks worded it better :pac:)

    Wouldn't advise you to go there!


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    #4013
    shootermacg
    Registered Users Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭shootermacg


    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on him!

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    The tame bloody way! Unique up on him!


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    #4014
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,264 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    I always wondered do Flat-Earthers believe in Karma.

    They be like ' What goes around...

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #4015
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,264 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    joeguevara wrote: »
    Wouldn't advise you to go there!

    Yep. I paid my bill and got no change.

    When i complained I was told "Change comes from within"



    getmecoat.gif

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #4016
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    I always wondered do Flat-Earthers believe in Karma.

    They be like ' What goes around...
    You sound like a (broken) record. :pac:


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    #4017
    John_Rambo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,509 ✭✭✭John_Rambo


    What do you call a goat on the dole?

    Billy Idol.


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    #4018
    John_Rambo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,509 ✭✭✭John_Rambo


    What do you call a goat in the sea?


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    #4019
    J Madone
    Registered Users Posts: 623 ✭✭✭J Madone


    John_Rambo wrote: »
    What do you call a goat in the sea?

    Bob?


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    #4020
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,988 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Billy Ocean


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    #4021
    John_Rambo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,509 ✭✭✭John_Rambo


    What do you call a goat in Benidorm?


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