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22-10-2020, 19:38   #4126
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I tried calling the tinnitus helpline the other day, but it just kept ringing.
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Had to google that. Cracker
Same here . I love subtlety.
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I love gardening, from my head..... tomatoes.
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, you're right the steaks are too high."
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A dad joke becomes apparent when it's full groan.
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28-10-2020, 17:41   #4131
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I think we're in for a bad spell of wether
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I think we're in for a bad spell of wether

You might need to spell that out for us.
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I always wondered why the French only have one egg for breakfast.
Then I found out in France, one egg is Un ouef
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I always wondered why the French only have one egg for breakfast.
Then I found out in France, one egg is Un ouef
French people are so tough they eat pain for breakfast.
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Had a terrible start to my day, ran over 3 geese....it's given me goosebumps.
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What's the first sign of madness,,



when you see suggs coming around the corner...
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What's the first sign of madness,,



when you see suggs coming around the corner...
Can't beat the classics!!!! I think only the over 40's will get that one!
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I saw a Homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... it was a vague rant
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