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    #3872
    Forever Hopeful
    Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭Forever Hopeful


    How so Joe wrote: »
    They had a Disney themed wedding. And went to Disneyland on honeymoon. And are going back there tomorrow.

    She had so much fun riding Mickey, she's going back for more :)


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    #3873
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,299 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    " Pssstttt, Hey you. Yeah I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen you struggling with something. The angels says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favor. If you believe in angels. Drop everything and Share it "


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    #3874
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    " Pssstttt, Hey you. Yeah I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen you struggling with something. The angels says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favor. If you believe in angels. Drop everything and Share it "

    I dropped everything to share it. Unfortunately I was holding a hot iron and a full boiled kettle. I'm now in A&E. Damn you, Angels, damn you all to hell!


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    #3875
    parttime
    Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭parttime


    EuskalHerria wrote: »
    The world is round, the titanic sank, water is wet, Kennedy was assassinated and the world went to war (twice).

    We're compiling a list of well known facts aren't we?

    The earth s not round, its an oblate spheroid! So there


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    #3876
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    parttime wrote: »
    The earth s not round, its an oblate spheroid! So there

    He didn't say which world... ;) :pac:


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    #3877
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    "Omg, just hrd on radio linsey buckingham playing dublin! wud do NEthing 4 some tix! she's such an amazing singr!!!"

    For anyone who doesn't know, this is Lindsey Buckingham...


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    #3878
    Custardpi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Toots* wrote: »
    For anyone who doesn't know, this is Lindsey Buckingham...

    Ouch, looks like she's let herself go a bit alright. On the other hand I hear Stevie Nicks is still a fine looking chap.


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    #3879
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Ouch, looks like she's let herself go a bit alright. On the other hand I hear Stevie Nicks is still a fine looking chap.

    Nothing is sexier than a nice pair of tits on a dude, or some lustrous chest hair on a lady!!


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    #3880
    Custardpi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Toots* wrote: »
    Nothing is sexier than a nice pair of tits on a dude

    Absolutely. My diet & exercise regime is built around that sound principle.


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    #3881
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Ouch, looks like she's let herself go a bit alright. On the other hand I hear Stevie Nicks is still a fine looking chap.

    Nah, you're thinking of that Billy Holiday fella.


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    #3882
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Toots* wrote: »
    For anyone who doesn't know, this is Lindsey Buckingham...

    In all fairness, if you click on that picture, from the top it looks like he's wearing a dress...


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    #3883
    Drakares
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    I don't even..

    http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg


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    #3884
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Drakares wrote: »
    I don't even..

    http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

    Who's getting bummed!?!?!


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    #3885
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,299 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Drakares wrote: »
    I don't even..

    http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

    I kind of wish we were getting bombed if it meant eliminating people like this.


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    #3886
    DeanAustin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,784 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    There was this tool on Banged Up Abroad one night who made out he was wrongly imprisoned for drugs, beat the ****e outta everyone in the jail after they attacked him and left jail being applauded by the very people who gave him such a hard time when he got there. Real Hollywood nonsense on what is normally a great programme. This fella is also an actor.

    Anyway, I was bored in work one day and set up a page to befriend him for a laugh. Sent him a gushing message and he wrote back telling me "how I was stronger than I'd ever know" and that sort of stuff. Maybe a bit childish on my part but he really is a clown.

    Anyway, he is friends with complete f**kwits. I don't use my Facebook page much because I hate it but had a look today and he said:

    "Going to the gym".

    9 people liked it.

    WTF?!?!?!? Those 9 people deserve to be shot with balls of their own crap.


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    #3887
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,694 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    There was this tool on Banged Up Abroad one night who made out he was wrongly imprisoned for drugs, beat the ****e outta everyone in the jail after they attacked him and left jail being applauded by the very people who gave him such a hard time when he got there. Real Hollywood nonsense on what is normally a great programme. This fella is also an actor.

    Anyway, I was bored in work one day and set up a page to befriend him for a laugh. Sent him a gushing message and he wrote back telling me "how I was stronger than I'd ever know" and that sort of stuff. Maybe a bit childish on my part but he really is a clown.

    Anyway, he is friends with complete f**kwits. I don't use my Facebook page much because I hate it but had a look today and he said:

    "Going to the gym".

    9 people liked it.

    WTF?!?!?!? Those 9 people deserve to be shot with balls of their own crap.

    This coming from the chap who not only went to the trouble of setting up a Facebook page so he could stalk yer man, but also went to the trouble of sending him a message!!


    Ahhhhh heeeeeoooooooorrrrreeeeeeeeee!:pac::pac::pac:


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    #3888
    DeanAustin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,784 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    Panthro wrote: »
    This coming from the chap who not only went to the trouble of setting up a Facebook page so he could stalk yer man, but also went to the trouble of sending him a message!!


    Ahhhhh heeeeeoooooooorrrrreeeeeeeeee!:pac::pac::pac:

    Haha fair point but I do have a lot of spare time in work and they won't let me look at porn.


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    #3889
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    *sigh*

    One of the guys on my newsfeed has evidently installed one of those "apps" that "let you see who's viewed your profile". :rolleyes:

    ~20 updates since this morning. :mad:


    Honestly, how are people so moronic? Do they honestly believe that today will be the day that Facebook will let them see who's viewed their profile? Do they honestly think that it wouldn't be massive news if they did?

    I dunno lads... I just don't know.


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    #3890
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    Drakares wrote: »
    I don't even..

    http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

    To be fair...given North Korea's aim....:P


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    #3891
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    There was this tool on Banged Up Abroad one night who made out he was wrongly imprisoned for drugs, beat the ****e outta everyone in the jail after they attacked him and left jail being applauded by the very people who gave him such a hard time when he got there. Real Hollywood nonsense on what is normally a great programme. This fella is also an actor.

    Anyway, I was bored in work one day and set up a page to befriend him for a laugh. Sent him a gushing message and he wrote back telling me "how I was stronger than I'd ever know" and that sort of stuff. Maybe a bit childish on my part but he really is a clown.

    Anyway, he is friends with complete f**kwits. I don't use my Facebook page much because I hate it but had a look today and he said:

    "Going to the gym".

    9 people liked it.

    WTF?!?!?!? Those 9 people deserve to be shot with balls of their own crap.

    Is that the Israeli Steven Seagal?


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    #3892
    DeanAustin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,784 ✭✭✭DeanAustin


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Is that the Israeli Steven Seagal?

    A fella called Erik Aude. Even if you don't like the programme, watch that episode. It's some work of fiction.

    I couldn't believe the National Geographic stooped so low.


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    #3893
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Drakares wrote: »
    I don't even..

    http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

    God those people have an amazing grasp of geography.....and international relations

    We're obviously leaving the future in capable hands

    *rolls eyes up to heaven*


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    #3894
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    coolhull wrote: »
    We're obviously leaving the future in capable hands

    *rolls eyes up to heaven*

    Hey, I'm quite young and.......... No your right!


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    #3895
    iCosmopolis
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭iCosmopolis


    Toots* wrote: »
    For anyone who doesn't know, this is Lindsey Buckingham...

    I REALLY hope she gets a ticket..can you imagine that status update :D would probably blame the agents for misleading her?


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    #3896
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif..



    At last, some good news...


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    #3897
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    Drakares wrote: »
    I don't even..

    http://i.imgur.com/mp4utOh.jpg

    Clusters of fÚcktards like that used to be very rare before the internet.
    I miss the old days.


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    #3898
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    coolhull wrote: »
    http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif..



    At last, some good news...

    I know lots of people I hate. What if the angel gives them luck?! WHAT THEN?!? STUPID BITCH ANGEL!!!!


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    #3899
    ronan45
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    milltown wrote: »
    I was sent that during the week too. Excellent.
    What's even funnier than the statuses is the anger and bile directed at her by people who seem to take genuine umbrage that somebody so "aesthetically challenged" would dare to have any self confidence, let alone post it in public on Facebook, instead of just getting the joke.

    Nice Jabs :D


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    #3900
    IzzyWizzy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭IzzyWizzy


    the countdown is nearly up....have some great news to share tomorrow! please anyone who knows the 'truth', dont post anything here! so excited!

    Stupid attention whore...as if she thinks her life is a soap opera. Get over yourself, love. And all the idiots who keep 'liking' her self-obsessed statuses and posting comments, find a new hobby or something.


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    #3901
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Will you update us tomorrow on this izzywizzy?


    Lol only messing those status bug me too

    I've a work buddy who puts photos of everywhere she goes on FB , or status like just chilling watching blah blah

    If you aske her anything about it she looks at you like you're a weirdo and says is nothing private ! Ffs . But if you comment on FB you'd get chapter and verse . Weird


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