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  • #4652
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    http://imagesup.net/?di=413711252102

    Get me the sick bucket.

    I forgot to add, one of the guys who liked that page has a rep for the old inter-gender boxing.


  • #4653
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    you know those annoying people who use hashtags on FB - the idiots who really do it, not the ones that use multiupdate apps - well from now on they're going to be non entrants to this thread...

    FB are introducing the hashtag

    but a new breed should emerge from it :pac:

    I literally came to post this just now...

    See the attachment.

    May god have mercy on us all! :(


  • #4654
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Apanachi wrote: »
    I have honestly only ever seen that show once, but know of similar ones over here in Germany, and to be honest, I think most of the people on the show actually must get a psychiatric evaluation before they go on it and those who aren't somewhat insane aren't allowed on, only the "crazies" get accepted

    It's quintessentially car crash tv at it's very best but I wouldn't announce it on facebook that I was going on it. That girl has since taken down that status too.


  • #4655
    batistuta9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    I literally came to post this just now...

    See the attachment.

    May god have mercy on us all! :(

    That is brutal

    Im going to try to get something from that post & ask why are things -cars, etc. referred to as if they're feminine? Is it from other languages


  • #4656
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    I literally came to post this just now...

    See the attachment.

    May god have mercy on us all! :(

    Mark Zuckerberg stealing an idea from someone else. Well I never :p


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  • #4657
    harney
    Registered Users Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Mark Zuckerberg stealing an idea from someone else. Well I never :p

    I can just feel the sequel now......... The Social Network 2: Zuck gets Hashed!


  • #4658
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    like dis status if u are goin out 2moz night :)

    Fuk off.


  • #4659
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Why are idiots wishing their Fathers a happy Father's Day when they're not even on FB?

    The mind boggles.


  • #4660
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Why are idiots wishing their Fathers a happy Father's Day when they're not even on FB?

    The mind boggles.


  • #4661
    looking_around
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭looking_around


    to show the world how much they care about their dads ... and to get some *awws*


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  • #4662
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The cynisisam on this thread is off the scale


  • #4663
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    efb wrote: »
    The cynisisam on this thread is off the scale

    I just look for the worst in the people. Luckily Facebook makes it really easy to find.


  • #4664
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    efb wrote: »
    The cynisisam on this thread is off the scale

    Is that the really bad skin problem people are always talking about?


  • #4665
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    Tempted to reply to this
    "At risk of sounding exceptionally vain, the fact I'm single is a bit of a joke"

    This is from a guy


  • #4666
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    *Crap, posted twice*


  • #4667
    thunderdog
    Registered Users Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭thunderdog


    Thwip! wrote: »
    Tempted to reply to this



    This is from a guy

    Should really be "At risk of sounding like a joke, the fact I'm exceptionally vain is why I'm single"


  • #4668
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/258489.PNG


    I was drinking a cup of tea. The message said 'drop everything' So I did... and scalded the bolloc&s out of meself


  • #4669
    thunderdog
    Registered Users Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭thunderdog


    coolhull wrote: »
    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/258489.PNG


    I was drinking a cup of tea. The message said 'drop everything' So I did... and scalded the bolloc&s out of meself

    The "not joking" part is the best thing about that post


  • #4670
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    coolhull wrote: »
    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/258489.PNG

    God must have seen me struggling to dump that body in the unmarked shallow grave up the mountains. Tbh, I didn't think I'd be getting a blessing off him for doing that but I guess he works in mysterious ways.


  • #4671
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    God must have seen me struggling to dump that body in the unmarked shallow grave up the mountains. Tbh, I didn't think I'd be getting a blessing off him for doing that but I guess he works in mysterious ways.
    Brilliant!


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  • #4672
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    coolhull wrote: »
    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/258489.PNG


    I was drinking a cup of tea. The message said 'drop everything' So I did... and scalded the bolloc&s out of meself



    I bet you ended up with one very small thing after that.
    You're gonna have to struggle even harder now :O


  • #4673
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    TAMPIN FUMING RAGIN I'm seriously gonna ****in burst someones head open one of these days awoke at this hour one a ****in Sunday if mom was here der wud have been world War 2 some peoPle have no ****in cuntin respect ! !


    Akyx0vh.png


  • #4674
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Festy wrote: »
    TAMPIN FUMING RAGIN I'm seriously gonna ****in burst someones head open one of these days awoke at this hour one a ****in Sunday if mom was here der wud have been world War 2 some peoPle have no ****in cuntin respect ! !
    A

    Akyx0vh.png

    Slight anger management issues, perhaps?


  • #4675
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Festy wrote: »
    TAMPIN FUMING RAGIN I'm seriously gonna ****in burst someones head open one of these days awoke at this hour one a ****in Sunday if mom was here der wud have been world War 2 some peoPle have no ****in cuntin respect ! !


    Akyx0vh.png

    Is tampin txtspk for tampoon? Is this the legendary PMT that possesses women when the moon hangs full in the night sky?


  • #4676
    ronan45
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    "Mail Gurl!!! All Will Be reveled, pm Me as soon as you get it !!! "





    Oh my...... Must be Uber important.... Wish I Knew what the secret was:mad:


  • #4677
    garv123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭garv123


    Hash-tagging.. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    The stupid b1tch who used # all her posts is now doing a entire post that consists of just a hash tagged sentence.


    Burn them all !!!


  • #4678
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    coolhull wrote: »
    Slight anger management issues, perhaps?



    It's the World War 2 bit that had me pissing myself.:pac:


  • #4679
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Festy wrote: »
    It's the World War 2 bit that had me pissing myself.:pac:

    Yeah, obviously she hadn't noticed that WW2 finished some time back


  • #4680
    Thwip!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    Has anyone seen this group page? Seems slightly stalkerly to say the least


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  • #4681
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,533 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Thwip! wrote: »
    Has anyone seen this group page? Seems slightly stalkerly to say the least

    Wonder how long before it's taken down?


  • #4682
    batistuta9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Wonder how long before it's taken down?

    that won't be taken down


  • #4683
    rambutman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭rambutman


    Thwip! wrote: »
    Has anyone seen this group page? Seems slightly stalkerly to say the least

    4uckin funny - looked at that page, and straight away "i know that wan"


  • #4684
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Thwip! wrote: »
    Has anyone seen this group page? Seems slightly stalkerly to say the least

    Makes me ashamed to be from Galway :-(







    To make things worse half of them could be my daughters :O




    Glad I'm not on Facebook. They'll never find me ;-)


  • #4685
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    What's a 'trayn'?


  • #4686
    batistuta9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    What's a 'trayn'?

    Train? Trying?

    Put it in a sentence, be easier


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  • #4687
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    As mentioned earlier, I think that 'fake like' thing is called 'farming'. Set up a page and get loads of 'likes', which basically means people have subscribed to the page and will continue to get updates on their newsfeed. Actual companies can then buy the page, and will have thousands of people getting their updates.

    Why the actual companies don't just set up the pages themselves with a real but cheap prize giveaway is beyond me.


  • #4688
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    Train? Trying?

    Put it in a sentence, be easier

    'ya tik trayn basturd. choo choo'


  • #4689
    How so Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    'ya tik trayn basturd. choo choo'

    It's train.
    That's a thing from hope ur ok hun, right?
    She talks a lot about people being on the thick train.


  • #4690
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    How so Joe wrote: »
    It's train.
    That's a thing from hope ur ok hun, right?
    She talks a lot about people being on the thick train.

    Is anyone else starting to get sick of that page? I feel like it's losing its humour. Particularly the "tik trayn" thing. That got old fairly fast imo.


  • #4691
    Fozzydog3
    Registered Users Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Fozzydog3


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Ky is her 4 year old son.

    I notice a good few people who say 'anal' instead of 'and all' without realising.

    Must be named after the brand of jelly


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  • #4692
    GoldFour4
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 5,014 Mod ✭✭✭✭GoldFour4


    .
    The obama's are in Ireland and they woundn't have the manners to come to Wexford for the JFK 50th anniversary party.always said Obama was a bad president.


  • #4693
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    I invited him for tea and scones and he never even bothered to reply. I always knew he couldn't be trusted…


  • #4694
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    I invited him for tea and scones and he never even bothered to reply. I always knew he couldn't be trusted…

    Or maybe they just don't fancy scones.
    I wouldn't.


  • #4695
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Is anyone else starting to get sick of that page? I feel like it's losing its humour. Particularly the "tik trayn" thing. That got old fairly fast imo.

    Some of its boring, the whole "riris da n unkle makur goin for pints" thing is like repeated, but I waited with baited breath for her next update that time she was going on her dates with brad. It's like a new chapter to a book!


  • #4696
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    can someone put up a link to this group?


  • #4697
    Vex Willems
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Vex Willems


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Some of its boring, the whole "riris da n unkle makur goin for pints" thing is like repeated, but I waited with baited breath for her next update that time she was going on her dates with brad. It's like a new chapter to a book!

    Is there an English translation of it anywhere? I can't follow it at all!


  • #4698
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    coolhull wrote: »
    Or maybe they just don't fancy scones.

    They've obviously no Irish in them then. I bet they wouldn't even know when to shout 'Sinn Fein!' and 'IRA!' when singing along to 'The Fields of Athenry', the durty west Brits…


  • #4699
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    wildlifeboy wrote: »
    can someone put up a link to this group?

    There's been loads of links put up, scroll back and it should be there somewhere :)

    There'll be no more making fun of my lesbian friend, she's 27 and found out recently she has cancer and I just wouldn't feel right laughing at her as much as I did.

    However there was this gem last night from another girl.

    "I'm a person who does not suffer from sinus the last two days I've been suffering from a unreal pain on the left hand side under Neath my eyeball lads I thought my face was going to fall of me with the pain of it so i went to the doc and with in two hours if taking my pills I would like to say .............. No pain and able to sleep so the moral of the story is everyone get a pain in there face once in a while -feeling free"


  • #4700
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    I complain about how I look alot, but one thing I have never, ever taken for granted, is my legs. I am so grateful I can walk. Alot of people don't have that opportunity, it's not something to be taken for granted, ever. So, yay, go legs :)

    *face palm*


  • #4701
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,533 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    LizT wrote: »
    *face palm*

    I, too, enjoy having limbs.


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