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    #392
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    One: wheres the fyfe.
    Two: gimme the fyfe.

    I have nothing but respect for the position of town cryer but this is way beyond your jurisdiction!

    Donald Sutherland was amazing in that episode, I miss when the celebrities would play actual characters instead of just being themselves :(


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    #393
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    And you must be the man who didnt know if he had a pimple,or a boil.
    It was a gummy bear..


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    #394
    areu4real?
    Registered Users Posts: 258 ✭✭areu4real?


    "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday either."

    "WOOHOOO, 4 day weekend"


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    #395
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Hello work? I wont be in today, religious holiday...uhh, the feast of....maxmimum....occupancy.


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    #396
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    THE BIIIG BOOOK OF BRIT-TISH SMILES....

    That dentist scares me even now...


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    #397
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I'm just like Oscar Schindler! we both owned factories, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine WORKED dammit!


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    #398
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Ugh you kissed a girl...that is so gay.


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    #399
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,781 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Homer - "Aaah. I love these lazy Saturdays. So lazy and relaxing"
    Marge - "It's Wednesday"
    Homer - "AAH!! I'M LATE FOR WORK!!"

    *Later*

    Homer - "Aaaah. I love these *real* Saturdays. Not like those fake Saturdays that nearly get me fired"


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    #400
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    McChubbin wrote: »
    THE BIIIG BOOOK OF BRIT-TISH SMILES....

    That dentist scares me even now...

    How of-ten do ya brush Ralph?
    twice a day sir.
    Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES?


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    #401
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Hi Everybody!


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    #402
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    "how much is your one cent candy?
    ...surprisingly expensive"


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    #403
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Jazzy wrote: »
    Hi Everybody!

    Hi Dr Nick!


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    #404
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,056 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Both from the same episode.

    Homer: And this perpetual motion machine Lisa made just keeps getting faster and faster.

    And

    Homer: Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

    Those two always get me.


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    #405
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    krudler wrote: »
    One: wheres the fyfe.
    Two: gimme the fyfe.

    I have nothing but respect for the position of town cryer but this is way beyond your jurisdiction!

    Donald Sutherland was amazing in that episode, I miss when the celebrities would play actual characters instead of just being themselves :(

    Absolutely.
    Sutherland was so deadpan.
    Compared to something like the U2 episode, not funny.


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    #406
    Risteard
    Registered Users Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭Risteard


    I don't want you calling him a sissy, this guy's a fruit and a.. no Wait Queer, queer QUEER!

    You're all sick!!

    Oh be nice.

    That was a great episode.


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    #407
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Release the robotic Richard Simmons

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #408
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    krudler wrote: »
    code?! son, this is Colonel Hapablap! That fool McGucket sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yaeger's Acura! get down there with a chamois on the double time!*

    Guard: But Colonel, I'm under strict orders...
    Bob: Sweet Enola Gay, son! Get moving or I'll tear you up like a
    Kleenex at a.. [disdainful] ...snot party.
    Guard: Sir! Right away Sir!

    Every episode with Sideshow Bob is great.
    Kelsey Grammar was perfectly cast.


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    #409
    lalee17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!!!


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    #410
    harpsman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭harpsman


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I call the big one bity
    monorail


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    #411
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    flyton5 wrote: »
    Mr. Burns: I bring you love....

    Groundskeeper Willie: Awhhh...he brings us love...KILL HIM, BREAK HIS LEGS!!

    Smithers: Wait, no, it's Mister Burns.

    Groundskeeper Willie: Awhhh...it's Mister Burns...KILL HIM, BREAK HIS LEGS!!!


    Burns: I bring you love..

    Lenny: IT'S BRINGING LOVE, KILL IT!


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    #412
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    krudler wrote: »
    Marge! I was a political prisoner!
    How were you a political prisoner?!
    I kicked a giant mouse in the butt, do I have to draw you a diagram?!

    We are out of Bort licence plates, repeat, Bort licence plates.

    Same episode when Marge sees Homer and Bart in the cell

    Marge: I'm so embarrassed right now that I wish there was a hole I could disappear into.
    Big Dolph Lundgren-esque Guard grabbing Marge: Ok, throw her in ze hole!
    Marge: Stop, it's just a figure of speech.


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    #413
    Wossack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,002 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Sgt Hartman wrote: »
    Same episode

    Marge: I'm so embarrassed right now that I wish there was a hole I could disappear into.
    Big Dolph Lundgren-esque Guard grabbing Marge: Ok, throw her in ze hole!
    Marge: Stop, it's just a figure of speech.

    Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, fatter, balder son


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    #414
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    "Hello. Smithers. You're. Quite good. At. Turning. Me. On"

    Eh...you should probably just ignore that.


    HAHA i actually still have this as my Windows Logon music. haha


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    #415
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.

    THE BOX! THE BOX!


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    #416
    Pyr0
    Registered Users Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    Son, a woman is a lot like um.. A refridgerator! There about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds and they make ice!

    Oh wait, a woman is a lot like a beer. They look good, they taste good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But ya can't stop at one, ya wanna drink another woman!

    *15 cans later*

    So I says 'Yeah? If you want that money come and find it 'cause I don't know where it is ya baloney! You make me wanna WRETCH!


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    #417
    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    do not touch, willy

    Hmmm good advice


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    #418
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you dont come into work tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday!"

    Homer: "Wohooo!!!!! Four day weekend!"


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    #419
    Legen_Dary
    Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭Legen_Dary


    You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel ( can't believe it wasn't mentioned in 28 pages )

    Max Power, cool name
    Thanks I got it off a hair dryer.

    Some day soon I will come for you. It may be in the morning, it may be in the middle of the night. It may be when you least expect it.... or whenevers good for you, I don't care.

    Sorry been a while since I've watched, can't remember the exact wording.


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    #420
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Legen_Dary wrote: »
    You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel ( can't believe it wasn't mentioned in 28 pages )
    Neither can I :pac:
    Rosco1982 wrote: »
    you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.


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    #421
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Where are all the mods, how in Gods name is this thread still running?


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