Dental plan!

strokemyclover

So this is what it feels like when doves cry!

PaddyBomb

Bart: [looking through binoculars] I think he's grossed out by some seaweed.

Homer: [over the walkie-talkie] Ew, I touched it. Over.

flyton5

Mr. Burns: I bring you love....

Groundskeeper Willie: Awhhh...he brings us love...KILL HIM, BREAK HIS LEGS!!

Smithers: Wait, no, it's Mister Burns.

Groundskeeper Willie: Awhhh...it's Mister Burns...KILL HIM, BREAK HIS LEGS!!!

Creature

So professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Sam Vimes

Creature wrote: »

So professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Yes I would Kent

Ollchailin

...............So I says to Mabel I says- I'll finish this later.

IM0

"Or what? Are you gonna release the Hounds, or the Bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you?"

Wossack

Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on phone] Yeah, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw Moe I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.

KeithM89_old

Look at them. Watching my TV. Sitting on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!

The_g-man

I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse massage parlors and those Disney sleaze balls shut me down. I said "Look, I'll change the logo, put Mickey's pants back on." Some guys you just can't reason with.


Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally! I would like to return your quote, unquote
Ultimate Belt.
Salesman: I see. Do you have a receipt, quote, unquote, sir?
CBG: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the
Star Trek Convention, although I find their choice of prize
highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no use for a
medium-sized belt.
Salesman: Whoa! Whoa! A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a
devil with the ladies.
CBG: Hey, I... I]sighs[/I That... Oh...
Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but, uh, no receipt, no
return. I]walks away[/I
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
CBG: I]sighs, then sells him the belt[/I
Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I
dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

Busi_Girl08

Testing
TESTING
TESTING
TESTING
TESTING
TESTING

Creature

Ned: Now, who should lead the group?
Man: You!
Crowd: *cheers* Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!
Ned: Well I don't have much experience but I'd be..
Man: Someone else!
Crowd: *cheers* Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!
Homer: I'm someone else!
Lenny: He's right!

krudler

Its just a little dirty! its still good its still good!
Its just a little slimy! its still good its still good!
Its just a little airborne! its still good its still..
Its gone dad..
I know.

krudler

code?! son, this is Colonel Hapablap! That fool McGucket sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yaeger's Acura! get down there with a chamois on the double time!*

I had NO idea what this line meant as a kid, as I didnt know what an Acura was or who Chuck Yaeger was lol

Galway K9

"oh, help me Dr.Sayus!"

"Can i play the Piano anymore?"

Busi_Girl08

^I *still don't know what that means.


FLAAAAAAAAAAAAANDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS...

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAANDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS....

IM0

"bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down....Bed goes up bed goes down..."

krudler

I'm glad I'm not crying, as I would hate for you to think what I'm about to say is based on emotion, but YOU SIR are a baboon!
baboon baboon baboon!

BAAAABOOOOON!

krudler

me@ucd wrote: »

"bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down....Bed goes up bed goes down..."

cloud goes up...

KeithM89_old

Galway K9 wrote: »

"oh, help me Dr.Sayus!"

"Can i play the Piano anymore?"

Best Simpsons scene ever
A break dancing ape:)

krudler

Dr Riviera to the coronors office, Dr Nick Riviera to the coroner's office!
The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!
such a nice day, think I'll go out the window!

krudler

Ever heard of Planet of the Apes?
ehhhh, the movie or the planet?
The all new multi million dollar MUSICAL!

krudler

Heres one, is it actually possible to park in a huge carpark where SOMEONE doesnt say "remember, we're in the Itchy lot!" as you walk away from the car?

theres a simpsons quote for everything,that show taught me more about life than school, family and church combined :paC:

IM0

"If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If you did it, sir? "

krudler

Smithers, why dont you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?

KeithM89_old

*bart gets accused of stealing money from church collection and jumps out window*


Homer:.......Stop him! hes heading for the window!!

Busi_Girl08

"Hello. Smithers. You're. Quite good. At. Turning. Me. On"

Eh...you should probably just ignore that.

IM0

[Stone flies through Mr. Burns' office window]
"Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction"

krudler

I think he's dead sir.
Oh....send the widow a ham
Mmmm, ham..
No wait, hes alive.
Oh good! cancel the ham.
D'oh!

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

ye have embiggened my spirit with this cromulant thread!


No footlongs! you know how they scare me!!!