Dental plan!

jiltloop

Lisa: I'm going to become a vegetarian.
Homer: Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: Bacon?
Lisa: Yes dad!
Homer:Ham?
Lisa: Dad all those meats come from the same animal.
Homer: Right Lisa, some wonderful magical animal!

jiltloop

Actually here's my favourite:

"Marge I'm pulling an all nighter for my little girl, put on a pot of coffee, drink it and start making burgers."

here.from.day.1

A 21 page tread from "Lisa needs braces." Is there anything the Simpsons hasn't done!

allanb49

take everything wrote: »

HOT STUFF, COMING THROUGH!!!

You've got a spark,

ooo get it out get it out.

bonerm

here.from.day.1 wrote: »

A 21 page tread from "Lisa needs braces." Is there anything the Simpsons hasn't done!

Cancel the show while they're still behind.

ilovelamp2000

you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Dolbert

Now I may not have any 'credentials', or 'training', but I do have a PHD... in pain.

Busi_Girl08

Homer - "Oh God! Give me a sign!!"

*phone rings*

Homer - "...Yelloooooo?"
"Hello Homer, this is God........frey Jones"

Gunsfortoys

Dramatisation may not of happened!

Pookah

A random thread or is it some sort of Simpson's anniversary?

hal9000

Homer: Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter!

Homer: Lets just say he is barking up the wrong bush
Homer's Brain: There it is Homer. The smartest thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'OH!

This is hour 57 of our live, 'round the clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out. Possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.

krudler

here.from.day.1 wrote: »

A 21 page tread from "Lisa needs braces." Is there anything the Simpsons hasn't done!

It was 12 when I last looked, ha what have I done :pac:

I just figured AH needed a thread that wasnt about Ireland bashing, banks, the government or anything else that makes people argue.

Plus I'm in tears laughing at some of the quotes on here, it really was the pinnacle of tv during its glory years.

Sam Vimes

When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen

MR.VICE PRESIDENT

Links234 wrote: »

feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

Nothing at all! ... Nothing at all !

SeaFields

Haw Haw!!

/nelson

abouttobebanned

What am I...made of airports?!

My name is URL

Sure.. now he's a little boy stealing little toys. But one day he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums.. and quarries

krudler

dont ever come back here again, capishe?
....
Well? do you understand?
everything but capishe...

ilovelamp2000

Fat Tony: Ah Johnny Tightlips, how was your flight?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't saying nothing.
Fat Tony: I understand, how's your mother?
Johnny Tightlips: Whoa whoa whoa, who said I had a mother?

Shelga

You pressed you, referring to me. The correct answer is YOU! :pac:

IvyTheTerrible

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

davrho

Dont you hate pants

RolandIRL

Me fail english? that unpossible

IvyTheTerrible

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.

the purple tin

-Outta my way, I got a date with an angel.
-You don't know how right you are.

Susie_Q

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Susie_Q

You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!

Gunsfortoys

Isn't this great milhouse? The sun is shining, the birds are singing....bees are trying to have sex with them....as is my understanding.

klose

Mono rail.

Mono meaning one, and rail, meaining rail!