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    #152
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Oooo a fresh batch of America balls!


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    #153
    darragh16
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He is not a Porn Star

    I told ye this picture would come back to haunt him


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    #154
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    When I was 17
    I had some very good beer
    I had some very good beer
    that I purchased with a fake ID
    My name was Brian McGee
    I stayed up listening to Queen
    When I was 17


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    #155
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Mom, we have insurance dont we?
    Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get insurance?
    Curse you magic beans!
    Oh stop blaming the beans..


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    #156
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    And I know you can read my mind boy! Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow.


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    #157
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    Some folk will never eat a skunk
    But then again some folk'll
    Like Cletus the slacked jawed yolkel......




    Some folk will never lose a toe
    But then again some folk'll
    Like Cletus the slacked jawed yolkel.


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    #158
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,831 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Hens love roosters,
    Geese love ganders,
    Everyone else loves Neeed Flanders!


    Not me!!



    ...Everyone who counts loves Neeed Flanders!!


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    #159
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation.
    I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!
    Then that's not the real Ned Flanders.
    I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!
    If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.


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    #160
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,831 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    AAAAAAAAAAH!!

    Purple drapes!! All my life I've wanted purple drapes!!

    AAAAAAAAAH!!!


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    #161
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    No beer and TV make Homer go something something....


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    #162
    Burkatron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    If I don't save the wee turtles who will? Ah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me


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    #163
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Is that dad?

    Either that or Batman's really let himself go.


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    #164
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    So Barney, how did you join the group?

    They found me singing on the bathroom floor

    ***laughter****

    /wipes tear from eye


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    #165
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Marge! I was a political prisoner!
    How were you a political prisoner?!
    I kicked a giant mouse in the butt, do I have to draw you a diagram?!

    We are out of Bort licence plates, repeat, Bort licence plates.


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    #166
    Roro4Brit
    Registered Users Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Roro4Brit


    I like my beers cold and my homosexuals fa-lamin'....


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    #167
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Have you noticed any change in Bart?
    New glasses?
    No... he looks like something might be disturbing him.
    Probably misses his old glasses.
    I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
    Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
    That's not what I meant.
    It was, Marge, admit it.


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    #168
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Knifey Spoony wrote: »
    No beer and TV make Homer go something something....

    Go crazy?


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    #169
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    and that was the story of the very first caramel cod...I mean halloween.


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    #170
    Burkatron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    Burns: Look at him Smithers, that’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen, you know who he reminds me of?

    Smithers: Snoopy

    Burns: No.

    Smithers: Snoop Doggy Dog!

    Burns: No, you know that fellow, who’s always standing and walking.

    Smithers: Rory Calhoun?

    Burns: Yes, Rory Calhoun. Look at him standing there on his hind legs, like Rory Calhoun.


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    #171
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Go crazy?

    DON'T MIND IF I DO!


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    #172
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Stupid bug! you go squish now!


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    #173
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    So..... do you like...... stuff?


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    #174
    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermo dynamics!!


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    #175
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Who controls the British crown?
    who keeps the metric system down?

    we do!
    we do!


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    #176
    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    this is indeed a disturbing universe.


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    #177
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    krudler wrote: »
    Who controls the British crown?
    who keeps the metric system down?

    we do!
    we do!

    Who keeps atlantis off the maps,
    who keeps the martians under wraps.

    We do, we do.


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    #178
    Twilightning
    Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.


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    #179
    Dubs
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭Dubs


    "No, sorry, you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1-...2"

    "But they stole our lemon tree!"
    "I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing is gonna stop me in the middle of this sentence. You're gonna - LEMON TREE?!"

    "Rocky V + Rocky II = Rocky VII : Adrian's Revenge!"

    "Homer, You've got to fight back!"
    "That blue cactus is right. I've only got one shot. I've got to knock him out!"

    "You can run, but you can't glide!"


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    #180
    the gob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭the gob


    homer j simpson your as smart as you are handsome

    HEY!!


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    #181
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge? Fifteen!


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