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Is it okay for your partner to masturbate to porn to sleep?

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  • #32
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    yougoodthing wrote: »
    I cannot keep up to his testosterone levels!!! I'm not able for much more, only so much a girl can give!!!

    Pop some oestrogen pills into his nightly cocoa.


  • #33
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    smash wrote: »
    How about she lends a hand... or a mouth... or an other body part?

    Armpit sex is all the rage nowadays.


  • #34
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Chucken wrote: »
    Pop some oestrogen pills into his nightly cocoa.

    The fact that he drinks a nightly cocoa already makes him a woman.


  • #35
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Can you provide a link, op? To the hot girls, not the munters he was whacking it to before last night. We'd all like to see.


  • #36
    zanador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 505 ✭✭✭zanador


    Hyzepher wrote: »
    Pictures cant hold things

    Or make sandwiches


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  • #37
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    smash wrote: »
    Why did it get to you last night?
    He's practice has obviously increased his range. Just get him to do it into a sock, that should control the ejaculate.


  • #38
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Truffle Pig wrote: »
    Armpit sex is all the rage nowadays.

    Do Durex make deodorant yet?


  • #39
    JeffKenna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    He should be more considerate and master the art of a danger ****. Wait until you've drifted off to sleep and then ever so gently does it in order not to wake you.


  • #40
    fergiesfolly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    MrVestek wrote: »
    This is a mistake a lot of women make. Porn is fantasy fulfillment.

    I doubt he'd want a relationship or probably even want to really shag some vacuous porn star with artificially inflated bits.

    It doesn't mean that he fancies you any less.

    Anyway if you fancy him at all does it not turn you on that he's horny no? Why not help him out a little? Hell... you might even enjoy it!

    Said no man ever


  • #41
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Yes. I watch porn, my ex watched porn....so fcuking what?

    If I got with someone and they said I had to stop getting off to porn, I'd be gone! It's one of my favourite hobbies.


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  • #42
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Yes. I watch porn, my ex watched porn....so fcuking what?

    If I got with someone and they said I had to stop getting off to porn, I'd be gone! It's one of my favourite hobbies.

    We can be xhamster buddies.....PM me your fav scenes of the week :D


  • #43
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Yes. I watch porn, my ex watched porn....so fcuking what?

    If I got with someone and they said I had to stop getting off to porn, I'd be gone! It's one of my favourite hobbies.

    You seem to not have read the thread at all. It isn't actually about you.


  • #44
    TheDoctor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭TheDoctor


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    You seem to not have read the thread at all. It isn't actually about you.


    Looks like we've found the guy


  • #45
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    You seem to not have read the thread at all. It isn't actually about you.

    Shut up... We need more girls to talk about stuff like this! :D


  • #46
    MrVestek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,295 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    fergiesfolly wrote: »
    Said no man ever

    I'm sorry I have standards. I'd like to think that other blokes do too but maybe I'm wrong?

    I'm really not into the big lipped fake plastic huge tits look at all.

    *edit*

    Also hearing the big fake screams of 'pleasure' coming from these yolks really turns me the **** off.


  • #47
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    MrVestek wrote: »
    I'm sorry I have standards. I'd like to think that other blokes do too but maybe I'm wrong?

    I'm really not into the big lipped fake plastic huge tits look at all.

    *edit*

    Also hearing the big fake screams of 'pleasure' coming from these yolks really turns me the **** off.

    I'd get up on a cracked plate tbh!

    Thanks


  • #48
    MrVestek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,295 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    kfallon wrote: »
    I'd get up on a cracked plate tbh!

    Thanks

    Good for you.


  • #49
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    smash wrote: »
    Shut up... We need more girls to talk about stuff like this! :D

    OK I can pitch in.

    Teehee I'm a girl, I'm practically a nympho, I want it all day long, I watch porn, my favourite porn is girl on girl cause teehee, I'm so great. like me please!


  • #50
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    OK I can pitch in.

    Teehee I'm a girl, I'm practically a nympho, I want it all day long, I watch porn, my favourite porn is girl on girl cause teehee, I'm so great. like me please!

    That's the spirit!


  • #51
    sjb25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭sjb25


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    OK I can pitch in.

    Teehee I'm a girl, I'm practically a nympho, I want it all day long, I watch porn, my favourite porn is girl on girl cause teehee, I'm so great. like me please!

    Pm sent :)


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  • #52
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    MrVestek wrote: »
    I'm sorry I have standards. I'd like to think that other blokes do too but maybe I'm wrong?

    I'm really not into the big lipped fake plastic huge tits look at all.

    *edit*

    Also hearing the big fake screams of 'pleasure' coming from these yolks really turns me the **** off.


    So if there was a free titjob going you'd say no?


  • #53
    Flood
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flood


    sjb25 wrote: »
    Pm sent :)

    Id say her box will get full fast.


  • #54
    MrVestek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,295 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    Slicemeister wrote: »
    So if there was a free titjob going you'd say no?

    With one of those yolks? Yeah, I would.

    I'd rather have sex with a bag of sand.


  • #55
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Contender for thread of the year awards


  • #56
    Not a NSA agent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Not a NSA agent


    TheDoctor wrote: »
    How about you make some pics and videos of you for him to watch instead.

    Put them online for him to find himself.


  • #57
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Not a NSA agent wrote:
    Put them online for him to find himself.


    The other half done that :)


  • #58
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Wouldn't have a problem with it myself, but I'd prefer to go down on her while she watches the porn and then sleep with my head between her thighs once she's nodded off ;)

    Not really sure what item of cutlery that would be considered, but it'd be the sexiest sleeping position ever :D


  • #59
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Wouldn't have a problem with it myself, but I'd prefer to go down on her while she watches the porn and then sleep with my head between her thighs once she's nodded off ;)

    Not really sure what item of cutlery that would be considered, but it'd be the sexiest sleeping position ever :D
    PM sent :D


  • #60
    FunLover18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    TheDoctor wrote:
    How about you make some pics and videos of you for him to watch instead.

    They'd need AH approval before she actually shows them to him though.


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  • #61
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Colser wrote: »
    PM sent :D

    Haha I'm currently knee deep in writing a thesis, but I'd much rather be knee deep in something else ;)


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