Is it okay for your partner to masturbate to porn to sleep?

Chucken

yougoodthing wrote: »

I cannot keep up to his testosterone levels!!! I'm not able for much more, only so much a girl can give!!!

Pop some oestrogen pills into his nightly cocoa.

Señor Fancy Pants

smash wrote: »

How about she lends a hand... or a mouth... or an other body part?

Armpit sex is all the rage nowadays.

Saipanne

Chucken wrote: »

Pop some oestrogen pills into his nightly cocoa.

The fact that he drinks a nightly cocoa already makes him a woman.

Un Croissant

Can you provide a link, op? To the hot girls, not the munters he was whacking it to before last night. We'd all like to see.

zanador

Hyzepher wrote: »

Pictures cant hold things

Or make sandwiches

ScumLord

smash wrote: »

Why did it get to you last night?

He's practice has obviously increased his range. Just get him to do it into a sock, that should control the ejaculate.

smash

Truffle Pig wrote: »

Armpit sex is all the rage nowadays.

Do Durex make deodorant yet?

JeffKenna

He should be more considerate and master the art of a danger ****. Wait until you've drifted off to sleep and then ever so gently does it in order not to wake you.

fergiesfolly

MrVestek wrote: »

This is a mistake a lot of women make. Porn is fantasy fulfillment.

I doubt he'd want a relationship or probably even want to really shag some vacuous porn star with artificially inflated bits.

It doesn't mean that he fancies you any less.

Anyway if you fancy him at all does it not turn you on that he's horny no? Why not help him out a little? Hell... you might even enjoy it!

Said no man ever

Fat Christy

Yes. I watch porn, my ex watched porn....so fcuking what?

If I got with someone and they said I had to stop getting off to porn, I'd be gone! It's one of my favourite hobbies.

kfallon

Fat Christy wrote: »

Yes. I watch porn, my ex watched porn....so fcuking what?

If I got with someone and they said I had to stop getting off to porn, I'd be gone! It's one of my favourite hobbies.

We can be xhamster buddies.....PM me your fav scenes of the week

Gongoozler

Fat Christy wrote: »

Yes. I watch porn, my ex watched porn....so fcuking what?

If I got with someone and they said I had to stop getting off to porn, I'd be gone! It's one of my favourite hobbies.

You seem to not have read the thread at all. It isn't actually about you.

TheDoctor

Gongoozler wrote: »

You seem to not have read the thread at all. It isn't actually about you.

Looks like we've found the guy

smash

Gongoozler wrote: »

You seem to not have read the thread at all. It isn't actually about you.

Shut up... We need more girls to talk about stuff like this!

MrVestek

fergiesfolly wrote: »

Said no man ever

I'm sorry I have standards. I'd like to think that other blokes do too but maybe I'm wrong?

I'm really not into the big lipped fake plastic huge tits look at all.

*edit*

Also hearing the big fake screams of 'pleasure' coming from these yolks really turns me the **** off.

kfallon

MrVestek wrote: »

I'm sorry I have standards. I'd like to think that other blokes do too but maybe I'm wrong?

I'm really not into the big lipped fake plastic huge tits look at all.

*edit*

Also hearing the big fake screams of 'pleasure' coming from these yolks really turns me the **** off.

I'd get up on a cracked plate tbh!

Thanks

MrVestek

kfallon wrote: »

I'd get up on a cracked plate tbh!

Thanks

Good for you.

Gongoozler

smash wrote: »

Shut up... We need more girls to talk about stuff like this!

OK I can pitch in.

Teehee I'm a girl, I'm practically a nympho, I want it all day long, I watch porn, my favourite porn is girl on girl cause teehee, I'm so great. like me please!

Señor Fancy Pants

Gongoozler wrote: »

OK I can pitch in.

Teehee I'm a girl, I'm practically a nympho, I want it all day long, I watch porn, my favourite porn is girl on girl cause teehee, I'm so great. like me please!

That's the spirit!

sjb25

Gongoozler wrote: »

OK I can pitch in.

Teehee I'm a girl, I'm practically a nympho, I want it all day long, I watch porn, my favourite porn is girl on girl cause teehee, I'm so great. like me please!

Pm sent

Slicemeister

MrVestek wrote: »

I'm sorry I have standards. I'd like to think that other blokes do too but maybe I'm wrong?

I'm really not into the big lipped fake plastic huge tits look at all.

*edit*

Also hearing the big fake screams of 'pleasure' coming from these yolks really turns me the **** off.

So if there was a free titjob going you'd say no?

Flood

sjb25 wrote: »

Pm sent

Id say her box will get full fast.

MrVestek

Slicemeister wrote: »

So if there was a free titjob going you'd say no?

With one of those yolks? Yeah, I would.

I'd rather have sex with a bag of sand.

fergus1001

Contender for thread of the year awards

Not a NSA agent

TheDoctor wrote: »

How about you make some pics and videos of you for him to watch instead.

Put them online for him to find himself.

fergus1001

Not a NSA agent wrote:

Put them online for him to find himself.

The other half done that

hatrickpatrick

Wouldn't have a problem with it myself, but I'd prefer to go down on her while she watches the porn and then sleep with my head between her thighs once she's nodded off

Not really sure what item of cutlery that would be considered, but it'd be the sexiest sleeping position ever

Colser

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Wouldn't have a problem with it myself, but I'd prefer to go down on her while she watches the porn and then sleep with my head between her thighs once she's nodded off

Not really sure what item of cutlery that would be considered, but it'd be the sexiest sleeping position ever

PM sent

FunLover18

TheDoctor wrote:

How about you make some pics and videos of you for him to watch instead.

They'd need AH approval before she actually shows them to him though.

hatrickpatrick

Colser wrote: »

PM sent

Haha I'm currently knee deep in writing a thesis, but I'd much rather be knee deep in something else