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    • #9602
      fussyonion
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 fussyonion
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      I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


      "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


      Names changed.


    • #9603
      eternal
      Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 eternal
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      fussyonion wrote: »
      I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.

      Untag her!!!!


    • #9604
      ratmouse
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ratmouse
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      fussyonion wrote: »
      I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


      "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


      Names changed.

      Are owls on Facebook?


    • #9605
      extra gravy
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,314 extra gravy
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      fussyonion wrote: »
      I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


      "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


      Names changed.

      http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1309712-bigthumbnail.jpg


    • #9606
      milltown
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 milltown
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      fussyonion wrote: »
      I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


      "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


      Names changed.

      Were names changed mid status? Is it Claire or Ciara/Caira that's the the new bby's mother?


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    • #9607
      shruikan2553
      Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 shruikan2553
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      Someone just put up a status about hollyoaks

      *unfriend*


    • #9608
      Trebor176
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,435 Trebor176
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      My Facebook feed seems quite normal in comparison to a lot of these statuses. Mother of Jaysus, the things people put up!


    • #9609
      spud82
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 spud82
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      this appeared yesterday

      "Question 4 all da mudders. were can I get a buggy and cribz all I know is Muddercare and Penneys 2 weeks 2 go can't wait to see my bubba"


    • #9610
      kunst nugget
      Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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      spud82 wrote: »
      this appeared yesterday

      "Question 4 all da mudders. were can I get a buggy and cribz all I know is Muddercare and Penneys 2 weeks 2 go can't wait to see my bubba"

      I'm going to call it Muddercare from now on. That is absolutely class.


    • #9611
      RainyDay
      Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 RainyDay
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      ratmouse wrote: »
      Are owls on Facebook?

      I couldn't give a hoot.


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    • #9612
      ratmouse
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ratmouse
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      RainyDay wrote: »
      I couldn't give a hoot.

      Says hoo?!


    • #9613
      Generic Dreadhead
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 Generic Dreadhead
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      Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!


    • #9614
      Un Croissant
      Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 Un Croissant
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      Cormac... wrote: »
      Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!

      Do puns make you feel ostrich-ised?


    • #9615
      MrStuffins
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,441 MrStuffins
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      Un Croissant wrote: »
      Do puns make you feel ostrich-ised?

      Don't be so obtuse!

      Am I doing it right?


    • #9616
      thesandeman
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,346 thesandeman
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      Cormac... wrote: »
      Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!

      Yep. The puns are becoming a birden.


    • #9617
      coolhull
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 coolhull
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      thesandeman wrote: »
      Yep. The puns are becoming a birden.
      It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest. It's getting really hard to swallow. Just cheep jokes.


    • #9618
      [Deleted User]
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      coolhull wrote: »
      It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest.

      In fairness, most of them are just winging it.


    • #9619
      ratmouse
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ratmouse
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      coolhull wrote: »
      It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest. It's getting really hard to swallow. Just cheep jokes.

      That's a-viary good point you make!


    • #9620
      spud82
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 spud82
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      I have to admit I feel like a tit, i don't know what you are crowing on about. I beg of you to stop robin my time, i feel pigeon holed


    • #9621
      rawn
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 rawn
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      Sphincter.


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    • #9622
      ratmouse
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ratmouse
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      Lets not have any fowl play here!


    • #9623
      thesandeman
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,346 thesandeman
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      @fussyonion You should not have sowed the seed for the last couple of pages!!


    • #9624
      PopePalpatine
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,165 PopePalpatine
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      Can we stop wing-eing about puns?


    • #9625
      [Deleted User]
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      PopePalpatine wrote: »
      Can we stop wing-eing about puns?

      aPARROTly it is to much


    • #9626
      sligojoek
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 sligojoek
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      Duck off with those stupid puns


    • #9627
      ratmouse
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ratmouse
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      So much huffing and puffin over a few puns


    • #9628
      Un Croissant
      Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 Un Croissant
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      I'm out of here.

      Just have to find macaw keys.


    • #9629
      yellowlabrador
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,206 yellowlabrador
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      It's a sign.... I heard a tweet, we all need to migrate to twitter....:)


    • #9630
      ratmouse
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ratmouse
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      The puns are starting to sound a bit cagey!


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    • #9631
      Loughc
      Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,115 Loughc
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      We should really get back on topic the mods are watching us like a hawk.


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