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Jaafa · 2011-04-13 20:56:22

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account. One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine. She said and I quote: "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!" She was promptly removed from my friends…

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#9602 25-03-2015 12:59pm
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Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

That's on the list of things to post for breast cancer awareness I think.

Oh! That might explain my above post

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#9603 25-03-2015 12:59pm
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Yep, found the list here.

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#9604 25-03-2015 1:03pm
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Raising 'awareness' by confusing the fcuk out of people!
That's FB logic :pac:

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#9605 25-03-2015 1:04pm
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marcbrophy wrote: »

Raising 'awareness' by confusing the fcuk out of people!
That's FB logic :pac:

Yeah, awareness my arse. Blatant attention seeking nonsense.

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#9606 25-03-2015 1:11pm
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sligojoek wrote: »

What time is the nine o clock news on?

Haha that reminds me of when my mam told us all to be quiet because she couldn't hear the minutes silence

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#9607 25-03-2015 1:14pm
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Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Yeah, awareness my arse. Blatant attention seeking nonsense.

I don't get those "awareness" things. I'm aware of cancer. I think most people are. Like they aren't even promoting specific charities or anything so I don't get it!

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#9608 25-03-2015 1:24pm
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MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Every week without fail I see the same fella asking what matches are on the telly this weekend?

If it gets them the answer quicker maybe it works for them!

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#9609 25-03-2015 1:30pm
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MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Every week without fail I see the same fella asking what matches are on the telly this weekend?

He's probably lonely and looking for a good chinwag over some scotch and crumpets.

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#9610 25-03-2015 2:20pm
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OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

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#9611 25-03-2015 2:34pm
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Fiolina wrote: »

OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

Gud luk hun

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#9612 25-03-2015 2:37pm
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140 gone out of my dole this week haha yolo hate loans

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#9613 25-03-2015 2:38pm
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Fiolina wrote: »

OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

Backroom Casting Couch Audition?

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#9614 25-03-2015 3:31pm
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Vicxas wrote: »

"Anyone selling Tabacco, im in Kells"

Clearly never heard of shops in Kells....

The problem with the shops is that they charge all those nasty customs duties that the Government take, unlike his online mates who support organised crime in preference to supporting citizens who use public services.

Fiolina wrote: »

OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

Your Superior wrote: »

Backroom Casting Couch Audition?

No, TEFL interview apparently.

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#9615 25-03-2015 4:22pm
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RainyDay wrote: »

The problem with the shops is that they charge all those nasty customs duties that the Government take, unlike his online mates who support organised crime in preference to supporting citizens who use public services.

No, TEFL interview apparently.

Christ, they are getting someone like that to teach English? I'm surprised she spelled TEFL correctly. Surprised it wasnt LEFT or FELT. Basic understanding of English must not be a requirement. How would someone like that even qualify to be an English teacher. Madness

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#9616 25-03-2015 4:24pm
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bruschi wrote: »

Christ, they are getting someone like that to teach English? I'm surprised she spelled TEFL correctly. Surprised it wasnt LEFT or FELT. Basic understanding of English must not be a requirement. How would someone like that even qualify to be an English teacher. Madness

Whoosh!...

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#9617 25-03-2015 4:28pm
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Your Superior wrote: »

Whoosh!...

ah, thought it was the OP responding.:o ah well.

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#9618 26-03-2015 8:22am
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"VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

Repairer told:
NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

Old man with tears in his eyes said:
Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"

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#9619 26-03-2015 8:22am
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#9620 26-03-2015 8:40am
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SuperGrover wrote: »

"VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

Repairer told:
NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

Old man with tears in his eyes said:
Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"

Repairer said "Because you mentally and physically abused them, you dick!"

Old Man replied "Oh yeah... "

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#9621 26-03-2015 12:39pm
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SuperGrover wrote: »

"VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

Repairer told:
NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

Old man with tears in his eyes said:
Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"

Actually quite sad.

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#9622 26-03-2015 12:43pm
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ratmouse wrote: »

Actually quite sad.

Nah, it would only be sad if the text was low resolution and imbedded in a picture as a caption with a $hite Microsoft Word '97 border. If that was the case, i'd cry evrytme

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#9623 26-03-2015 12:47pm
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ratmouse wrote: »

Actually quite sad.

Sad, as in poorly written, infantile, maudlin muck?

Yep

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#9624 26-03-2015 12:51pm
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SuperGrover wrote: »

Sad, as in poorly written, infantile, maudlin muck?

Yep

The sentiment only.

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#9625 26-03-2015 12:59pm
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ratmouse wrote: »

The sentiment only.

Given we don't know anything of the character of the old man, why would you find this sad?

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#9626 26-03-2015 3:55pm
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This gem appeared today.

https://www.facebook.com/themafiabossgame/photos/a.10151450582145756.1073741829.134523435755/10152478029880756/?type=1

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#9627 26-03-2015 4:09pm
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kunst nugget wrote: »

Given we don't know anything of the character of the old man, why would you find this sad?

Old age coupled with possible loneliness. Hardly evokes feelings of happiness. You're right though, I don't know the ins and outs.

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#9628 26-03-2015 7:32pm
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RainyDay wrote: »

This gem appeared today.

https://www.facebook.com/themafiabossgame/photos/a.10151450582145756.1073741829.134523435755/10152478029880756/?type=1

The mooted "dislike" button could get you a swift unfriending with a simple mis-click on rubbish like that.

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#9629 27-03-2015 12:52am
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I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.

"Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"

Names changed.

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#9630 27-03-2015 12:53am
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fussyonion wrote: »

I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.

Untag her!!!!

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#9631 27-03-2015 1:04am
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fussyonion wrote: »

I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.

"Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"

Names changed.

Are owls on Facebook?

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