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  • #9602
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,825 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


    "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


    Names changed.


  • #9603
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.

    Untag her!!!!


  • #9604
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


    "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


    Names changed.

    Are owls on Facebook?


  • #9605
    extra gravy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,441 ✭✭✭✭extra gravy


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


    "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


    Names changed.

    http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1309712-bigthumbnail.jpg


  • #9606
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭milltown


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


    "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


    Names changed.

    Were names changed mid status? Is it Claire or Ciara/Caira that's the the new bby's mother?


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  • #9607
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Someone just put up a status about hollyoaks

    *unfriend*


  • #9608
    Trebor176
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,440 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    My Facebook feed seems quite normal in comparison to a lot of these statuses. Mother of Jaysus, the things people put up!


  • #9609
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    this appeared yesterday

    "Question 4 all da mudders. were can I get a buggy and cribz all I know is Muddercare and Penneys 2 weeks 2 go can't wait to see my bubba"


  • #9610
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    spud82 wrote: »
    this appeared yesterday

    "Question 4 all da mudders. were can I get a buggy and cribz all I know is Muddercare and Penneys 2 weeks 2 go can't wait to see my bubba"

    I'm going to call it Muddercare from now on. That is absolutely class.


  • #9611
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Are owls on Facebook?

    I couldn't give a hoot.


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  • #9612
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    RainyDay wrote: »
    I couldn't give a hoot.

    Says hoo?!


  • #9613
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!


  • #9614
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!

    Do puns make you feel ostrich-ised?


  • #9615
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,555 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Do puns make you feel ostrich-ised?

    Don't be so obtuse!

    Am I doing it right?


  • #9616
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,003 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!

    Yep. The puns are becoming a birden.


  • #9617
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    thesandeman wrote: »
    Yep. The puns are becoming a birden.
    It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest. It's getting really hard to swallow. Just cheep jokes.


  • #9618
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    coolhull wrote: »
    It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest.

    In fairness, most of them are just winging it.


  • #9619
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    coolhull wrote: »
    It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest. It's getting really hard to swallow. Just cheep jokes.

    That's a-viary good point you make!


  • #9620
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    I have to admit I feel like a tit, i don't know what you are crowing on about. I beg of you to stop robin my time, i feel pigeon holed


  • #9621
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Sphincter.


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  • #9622
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Lets not have any fowl play here!


  • #9623
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,003 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    @fussyonion You should not have sowed the seed for the last couple of pages!!


  • #9624
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,184 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Can we stop wing-eing about puns?


  • #9625
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    Can we stop wing-eing about puns?

    aPARROTly it is to much


  • #9626
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Duck off with those stupid puns


  • #9627
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    So much huffing and puffin over a few puns


  • #9628
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    I'm out of here.

    Just have to find macaw keys.


  • #9629
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    It's a sign.... I heard a tweet, we all need to migrate to twitter....:)


  • #9630
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    The puns are starting to sound a bit cagey!


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  • #9631
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 26,515 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    We should really get back on topic the mods are watching us like a hawk.

    The lifeboat has set sail



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