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    #9632
    extra gravy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭extra gravy


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


    "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


    Names changed.

    http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1309712-bigthumbnail.jpg


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    #9633
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.


    "Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"


    Names changed.

    Were names changed mid status? Is it Claire or Ciara/Caira that's the the new bby's mother?


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    #9634
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Someone just put up a status about hollyoaks

    *unfriend*


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    #9635
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    My Facebook feed seems quite normal in comparison to a lot of these statuses. Mother of Jaysus, the things people put up!


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    #9636
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    this appeared yesterday

    "Question 4 all da mudders. were can I get a buggy and cribz all I know is Muddercare and Penneys 2 weeks 2 go can't wait to see my bubba"


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    #9637
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    spud82 wrote: »
    this appeared yesterday

    "Question 4 all da mudders. were can I get a buggy and cribz all I know is Muddercare and Penneys 2 weeks 2 go can't wait to see my bubba"

    I'm going to call it Muddercare from now on. That is absolutely class.


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    #9638
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Are owls on Facebook?

    I couldn't give a hoot.


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    #9639
    ratmouse
    Registered Users Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    RainyDay wrote: »
    I couldn't give a hoot.

    Says hoo?!


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    #9640
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!


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    #9641
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!

    Do puns make you feel ostrich-ised?


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    #9642
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Do puns make you feel ostrich-ised?

    Don't be so obtuse!

    Am I doing it right?


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    #9643
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,937 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Oh no.... not again..... not this thread..... RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN PEOPLE THE PUNS ARE BACK!!!!!!

    Yep. The puns are becoming a birden.


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    #9644
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    thesandeman wrote: »
    Yep. The puns are becoming a birden.
    It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest. It's getting really hard to swallow. Just cheep jokes.


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    #9645
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    coolhull wrote: »
    It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest.

    In fairness, most of them are just winging it.


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    #9646
    ratmouse
    Registered Users Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    coolhull wrote: »
    It's as if some posters on here are trying to feather their own nest. It's getting really hard to swallow. Just cheep jokes.

    That's a-viary good point you make!


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    #9647
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    I have to admit I feel like a tit, i don't know what you are crowing on about. I beg of you to stop robin my time, i feel pigeon holed


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    #9648
    Doctor Jimbob
    Registered Users Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Doctor Jimbob


    Penguin.


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    #9649
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Sphincter.


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    #9650
    ratmouse
    Registered Users Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Lets not have any fowl play here!


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    #9651
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,937 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    @fussyonion You should not have sowed the seed for the last couple of pages!!


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    #9652
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,844 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Can we stop wing-eing about puns?


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    #9653
    Sirsok
    Registered Users Posts: 2,790 ✭✭✭Sirsok


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    Can we stop wing-eing about puns?

    aPARROTly it is to much


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    #9654
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Duck off with those stupid puns


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    #9655
    ratmouse
    Registered Users Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    So much huffing and puffin over a few puns


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    #9656
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    I'm out of here.

    Just have to find macaw keys.


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    #9657
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    It's a sign.... I heard a tweet, we all need to migrate to twitter....:)


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    #9658
    ratmouse
    Registered Users Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    The puns are starting to sound a bit cagey!


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    #9659
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    We should really get back on topic the mods are watching us like a hawk.


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    #9660
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Loughc wrote: »
    We should really get back on topic the mods are watching us like a hawk.

    Don't worry, going off topic is not ill-eagle.


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    #9661
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Bobblehead Panda wrote: »
    Don't worry, going off topic is not ill-eagle.

    But it is unBEARable.


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