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  • #9572
    MrVestek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,274 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    sligojoek wrote: »
    What time is the nine o clock news on?

    Quarter past 10.


  • #9573
    NormalBob Ubiquitypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    "How do you get rid of foot fungus?"


  • #9574
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »
    "How do you get rid of foot fungus?"

    ......I think we have the same friend. Did she end it with 'lol' :eek:


  • #9575
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »
    "How do you get rid of foot fungus?"

    That's on the list of things to post for breast cancer awareness I think.


  • #9576
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bobblehead Panda wrote: »
    That's on the list of things to post for breast cancer awareness I think.

    Oh! That might explain my above post :D


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  • #9577
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Yep, found the list here.


  • #9578
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,662 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Raising 'awareness' by confusing the fcuk out of people!
    That's FB logic :pac:


  • #9579
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    sligojoek wrote: »
    What time is the nine o clock news on?

    Haha that reminds me of when my mam told us all to be quiet because she couldn't hear the minutes silence ;)


  • #9580
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    Doctor Jimbob wrote: »
    Yeah, awareness my arse. Blatant attention seeking nonsense.

    I don't get those "awareness" things. I'm aware of cancer. I think most people are. Like they aren't even promoting specific charities or anything so I don't get it!


  • #9581
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    Every week without fail I see the same fella asking what matches are on the telly this weekend?

    If it gets them the answer quicker maybe it works for them!


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  • #9582
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    Every week without fail I see the same fella asking what matches are on the telly this weekend?
    He's probably lonely and looking for a good chinwag over some scotch and crumpets.


  • #9583
    Fiolina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Fiolina


    OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX


  • #9584
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Fiolina wrote: »
    OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

    Gud luk hun


  • #9585
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    140 gone out of my dole this week haha yolo hate loans


  • #9586
    Your Superior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭Your Superior


    Fiolina wrote: »
    OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

    Backroom Casting Couch Audition?


  • #9587
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Vicxas wrote: »
    "Anyone selling Tabacco, im in Kells"


    Clearly never heard of shops in Kells....

    The problem with the shops is that they charge all those nasty customs duties that the Government take, unlike his online mates who support organised crime in preference to supporting citizens who use public services.
    Fiolina wrote: »
    OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX
    Your Superior wrote: »
    Backroom Casting Couch Audition?

    No, TEFL interview apparently.


  • #9588
    bruschi
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 4,149 Mod ✭✭✭✭bruschi


    RainyDay wrote: »
    The problem with the shops is that they charge all those nasty customs duties that the Government take, unlike his online mates who support organised crime in preference to supporting citizens who use public services.





    No, TEFL interview apparently.


    Christ, they are getting someone like that to teach English? I'm surprised she spelled TEFL correctly. Surprised it wasnt LEFT or FELT. Basic understanding of English must not be a requirement. How would someone like that even qualify to be an English teacher. Madness


  • #9589
    Your Superior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭Your Superior


    bruschi wrote: »
    Christ, they are getting someone like that to teach English? I'm surprised she spelled TEFL correctly. Surprised it wasnt LEFT or FELT. Basic understanding of English must not be a requirement. How would someone like that even qualify to be an English teacher. Madness

    Whoosh!...


  • #9590
    bruschi
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 4,149 Mod ✭✭✭✭bruschi


    Your Superior wrote: »
    Whoosh!...

    ah, thought it was the OP responding.:o ah well.


  • #9591
    SuperGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    "VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

    An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

    Repairer told:
    NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

    Old man with tears in his eyes said:
    Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"


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  • #9592
    SuperGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    .


  • #9593
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    SuperGrover wrote: »
    "VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

    An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

    Repairer told:
    NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

    Old man with tears in his eyes said:
    Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"

    Repairer said "Because you mentally and physically abused them, you dick!"

    Old Man replied "Oh yeah... "


  • #9594
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    SuperGrover wrote: »
    "VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

    An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

    Repairer told:
    NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

    Old man with tears in his eyes said:
    Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"

    Actually quite sad.


  • #9595
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Actually quite sad.

    Nah, it would only be sad if the text was low resolution and imbedded in a picture as a caption with a $hite Microsoft Word '97 border. If that was the case, i'd cry evrytme


  • #9596
    SuperGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Actually quite sad.

    Sad, as in poorly written, infantile, maudlin muck?

    Yep


  • #9597
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    SuperGrover wrote: »
    Sad, as in poorly written, infantile, maudlin muck?

    Yep

    The sentiment only.


  • #9598
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    ratmouse wrote: »
    The sentiment only.

    Given we don't know anything of the character of the old man, why would you find this sad?


  • #9599
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    This gem appeared today.


    https://www.facebook.com/themafiabossgame/photos/a.10151450582145756.1073741829.134523435755/10152478029880756/?type=1


  • #9600
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Given we don't know anything of the character of the old man, why would you find this sad?

    Old age coupled with possible loneliness. Hardly evokes feelings of happiness. You're right though, I don't know the ins and outs.


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  • #9601
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,623 ✭✭✭milltown


    RainyDay wrote: »
    This gem appeared today.


    https://www.facebook.com/themafiabossgame/photos/a.10151450582145756.1073741829.134523435755/10152478029880756/?type=1

    The mooted "dislike" button could get you a swift unfriending with a simple mis-click on rubbish like that.


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