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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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NormalBob Ubiquitypants

"How do you get rid of foot fungus?"

Kovu

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

"How do you get rid of foot fungus?"

......I think we have the same friend. Did she end it with 'lol' :eek:

Toto Wolfcastle

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

"How do you get rid of foot fungus?"

That's on the list of things to post for breast cancer awareness I think.

Kovu

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

That's on the list of things to post for breast cancer awareness I think.

Oh! That might explain my above post

Toto Wolfcastle

Yep, found the list here.

marcbrophy

Raising 'awareness' by confusing the fcuk out of people!
That's FB logic :pac:

Saralee4

sligojoek wrote: »

What time is the nine o clock news on?

Haha that reminds me of when my mam told us all to be quiet because she couldn't hear the minutes silence

Saralee4

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

Yeah, awareness my arse. Blatant attention seeking nonsense.

I don't get those "awareness" things. I'm aware of cancer. I think most people are. Like they aren't even promoting specific charities or anything so I don't get it!

efb

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Every week without fail I see the same fella asking what matches are on the telly this weekend?

If it gets them the answer quicker maybe it works for them!

Taylor365

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Every week without fail I see the same fella asking what matches are on the telly this weekend?

He's probably lonely and looking for a good chinwag over some scotch and crumpets.

Fiolina

OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

fussyonion

Fiolina wrote: »

OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

Gud luk hun

PandaPoo

140 gone out of my dole this week haha yolo hate loans

Your Superior

Fiolina wrote: »

OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

Backroom Casting Couch Audition?

RainyDay

Vicxas wrote: »

"Anyone selling Tabacco, im in Kells"

Clearly never heard of shops in Kells....

The problem with the shops is that they charge all those nasty customs duties that the Government take, unlike his online mates who support organised crime in preference to supporting citizens who use public services.

Fiolina wrote: »

OMG I CANT BLEAVE IV TO GET STRAIGHT OF THE PLAIN TO DAY AND RUN STRAIGHT TO THE BIGGEST INTERVIEW OF ME LIFE ME FINIAL INTERVIEW FOR FLOIRDA.. HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE THIS HAVE TO PUT ME INTERVIEW CLOES ON ON THE PLAN ANAL HAHAHA .. WISH ME LOOK XXX

Your Superior wrote: »

Backroom Casting Couch Audition?

No, TEFL interview apparently.

bruschi

RainyDay wrote: »

The problem with the shops is that they charge all those nasty customs duties that the Government take, unlike his online mates who support organised crime in preference to supporting citizens who use public services.

No, TEFL interview apparently.

Christ, they are getting someone like that to teach English? I'm surprised she spelled TEFL correctly. Surprised it wasnt LEFT or FELT. Basic understanding of English must not be a requirement. How would someone like that even qualify to be an English teacher. Madness

Your Superior

bruschi wrote: »

Christ, they are getting someone like that to teach English? I'm surprised she spelled TEFL correctly. Surprised it wasnt LEFT or FELT. Basic understanding of English must not be a requirement. How would someone like that even qualify to be an English teacher. Madness

Whoosh!...

bruschi

Your Superior wrote: »

Whoosh!...

ah, thought it was the OP responding.:o ah well.

SuperGrover

"VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

Repairer told:
NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

Old man with tears in his eyes said:
Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"

SuperGrover

kunst nugget

SuperGrover wrote: »

"VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

Repairer told:
NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

Old man with tears in his eyes said:
Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"

Repairer said "Because you mentally and physically abused them, you dick!"

Old Man replied "Oh yeah... "

ratmouse

SuperGrover wrote: »

"VERY HEART TOUCHING (A BITTER TRUTH)

An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

Repairer told:
NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

Old man with tears in his eyes said:
Then why DON'T my children ever call me?"

Actually quite sad.

Generic Dreadhead

ratmouse wrote: »

Actually quite sad.

Nah, it would only be sad if the text was low resolution and imbedded in a picture as a caption with a $hite Microsoft Word '97 border. If that was the case, i'd cry evrytme

SuperGrover

ratmouse wrote: »

Actually quite sad.

Sad, as in poorly written, infantile, maudlin muck?

Yep

ratmouse

SuperGrover wrote: »

Sad, as in poorly written, infantile, maudlin muck?

Yep

The sentiment only.

kunst nugget

ratmouse wrote: »

The sentiment only.

Given we don't know anything of the character of the old man, why would you find this sad?

RainyDay

This gem appeared today.

https://www.facebook.com/themafiabossgame/photos/a.10151450582145756.1073741829.134523435755/10152478029880756/?type=1

ratmouse

kunst nugget wrote: »

Given we don't know anything of the character of the old man, why would you find this sad?

Old age coupled with possible loneliness. Hardly evokes feelings of happiness. You're right though, I don't know the ins and outs.

milltown

RainyDay wrote: »

This gem appeared today.

https://www.facebook.com/themafiabossgame/photos/a.10151450582145756.1073741829.134523435755/10152478029880756/?type=1

The mooted "dislike" button could get you a swift unfriending with a simple mis-click on rubbish like that.

fussyonion

I saw this post about two minutes ago and came straight here to share it.

"Big congrats to my owl pals Sam and Claire in d d birt off der bby gurl so happy for yas both we'll done Caira yas r goin to be great presentsxo"

Names changed.