Craziest thing your ex did as revenge?

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:29PM #1

Took this idea from a guy in the motors forum whos ex vandalised his van.
Reminded me of the time I was in uni in Galway and I decided to go out on a date with a girl from my group.
Horny teenager syndrome.
Never got to have sex and the furthest it went was a kiss.
After a few weeks she calls me to meet up as she wanted to talk.
Met up and got "dumped" for being too weird. Thought it was funny as fook.
A day or two later I drove into uni with my dads car, came out and had 2 front tires slashed a note on the windscreen calling me every name under the sun.
She dropped out of uni soon afterwards and never saw her again.
So AHers, whats your story?

28-08-2014 01:33PM

She dumped you and then vandalised the car?

fedor.2. · 28-08-2014 01:34PM

She got married and had kids with someone else.......she'll be back

I Heart Internet · 28-08-2014 01:35PM

There's a whole story between the kiss and the dumping you're not telling us OP!! Spill.

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:35PM

bluewolf wrote: »

She dumped you and then vandalised the car?

Yeah, once you've figured out the reasoning behind it I'm all ears.
Nutjob is probably the kindest thing I can say about her.

Colonel_McCoy · 28-08-2014 01:39PM

A friend went on a date with a girl and casually mentioned it was his birthday the following week.

Anyway he didnt want to take things further after the date and there was zero contact from her.

Fast forward a week and she was standing outside his working holding a birthday cake!

Its not revenge but very strange

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:40PM

I Heart Internet wrote: »

There's a whole story between the kiss and the dumping you're not telling us OP!! Spill.

Righty I will

We went on 2 dates beforehand, she was in my class in uni.
On the very first date in a cafe she broke down crying.
I asked her what was wrong and she takes out a picture of a woman and told me her mother was dead.
I felt very bad for her and asked her how long it had been, 10 years she says.
So I tried comforting her a bit more and trying to take her mind off of it. It worked a bit and the date continued on.
Met up again about a week or so later in her flat to watch a movie (where the kiss happened) and after the movie she said she had to study and so away I went.
About another week later she calls me up in a pretty angry mood to meet up.
Met up and I got dumped for being too weird and that I seemed a bit of a loner.
Said our goodbyes and see ya later.
Tires slashed soon afterwards.

Mr.McLovin · 28-08-2014 01:40PM

crazy ex took my kids and half of everything I owed...

weird or wha?

I Heart Internet · 28-08-2014 01:41PM

bear1 wrote: »

Righty I will
We went on 2 dates beforehand, she was in my class in uni.
On the very first date in a cafe she broke down crying.
I asked her what was wrong and she takes out a picture of a woman and told me her mother was dead.
I felt very bad for her and asked her how long it had been, 10 years she says.
So I tried comforting her a bit more and trying to take her mind off of it. It worked a bit and the date continued on.
Met up again about a week or so later in her flat to watch a movie (where the kiss happened) and after the movie she said she had to study and so away I went.
About another week later she calls me up in a pretty angry mood to meet up.
Met up and I got dumped for being too weird and that I seemed a bit of a loner.
Said our goodbyes and see ya later.
Tires slashed soon afterwards.

Sounds like you had it coming OP

dodderangler · 28-08-2014 01:42PM

Told me she was pregnant when she wasn't so I'd get back with her.
Was only 16 years old. Absolute Cnut!!!!!

Wibbs · 28-08-2014 01:42PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

She got married and had kids with someone else.......

I'd consider that a blessing.

smash · 28-08-2014 01:42PM

If anyone says sex tape or nudie pics on the net, we're gonna need proof!

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:43PM

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Sounds like you had it coming OP

The only thing I had coming throughout that relationship was a subscription to Television X.

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:43PM

dodderangler wrote: »

Told me she was pregnant when she wasn't so I'd get back with her.
Was only 16 years old. Absolute Cnut!!!!!

John?

Neyite · 28-08-2014 01:44PM

Smashed up my car window. Cant prove it was him, but when I add up all the inconsistencies of that 24 hrs, it points to him.

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:45PM

Neyite wrote: »

Smashed up my car window. Cant prove it was him, but when I add up all the inconsistencies of that 24 hrs, it points to him.

I believe it is now your turn to explain what happened

Super-Rush · 28-08-2014 01:45PM

Told me she was pregnant when we split to try get me to take her back and when that didn't work she said she'd miscarried due to the stress I was causing her.

Duggy747 · 28-08-2014 01:46PM

I was at a nightclub where an ex was pleading and begging for me to get back with her.

We were talking in the upstairs part and, in a rage, she did a Begbie and flung a pint glass over the banister that just missed a girl's head, bounced off her shoulder.

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:46PM

Super-Rush wrote: »

Told me she was pregnant when we split to try get me to take her back and when that didn't work she said she'd miscarried due to the stress I was causing her.

That's just sick.

I Heart Internet · 28-08-2014 01:47PM

Super-Rush wrote: »

Told me she was pregnant when we split to try get me to take her back and when that didn't work she said she'd miscarried due to the stress I was causing her.

What % of women do this? A large proportion judging by AH!

blade1 · 28-08-2014 01:49PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

She got married and had kids with someone else.......she'll be back

Yeah!
What's that all about?

The Purveyor of Truth · 28-08-2014 01:49PM

I seen an ex of mine on Facebook and her profile was a picture of her with her new partner.. a woman.

I've had some insults hurled my way over the years, but when you actually put a woman off a whole fcuking gender, you can't not take it badly.

Wibbs · 28-08-2014 01:49PM

I Heart Internet wrote: »

What % of women do this? A large proportion judging by AH!

Well for what it's worth it never happened to me nor any of my mates.

Super-Rush · 28-08-2014 01:50PM

I've had two exes do that now that I think of it.

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:51PM

Not very uncommon anyway.
A friend of my brothers had sex without a condom stupidly with a girl from his town.
Girl had some issues (they were both 16ish) and told the guy she was pregnant.
The lad was morto and scared ****less. This went on for a few months until one day she fell over and her friends told her to go to the hospital immediately to see if the baby was ok but she kept refusing.
The one day she confessed to her friend that she lied about it all.
Needless to say it put the lad off women for a good while.

beano345 · 28-08-2014 01:56PM

Same old story an ex who pretended to be pregnant to get back together

I Heart Internet · 28-08-2014 01:57PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Well for what it's worth it never happened to me nor any of my mates.

I think it's happening to me at the moment.

Woman I've been seeing telling me she's pregnant and I have to get her this and bring her that. It's upsetting. I think she might be putting it on....

But I've seen the "scans".

And she's technically my "wife".

And we have 2 other "kids".

And she's like 9 months pregnant....

Can't help thinking she's up to something though.

The Backwards Man · 28-08-2014 01:58PM

I pretended to be pregnant too.

damagegt · 28-08-2014 01:58PM

We were sixteen.She told me she was going to kill herself if i didn't get back with her.I gave her some rope and picked out a tree for her.I told her she would be doing the world a favor.She didn't do it.She did nic her fathers car and crash it,her mother tried to bill me saying I drove her to it.:eek:

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

bear1 · 28-08-2014 01:59PM

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I think it's happening to me at the moment.

Women I've been seeing telling me she's pregnant and I have to get her this and bring her that. It's upsetting. I think she might be putting it on....

But I've seen the "scans".

And she's technically my "wife".

And we have 2 other "kids".

And she's like 9 months pregnant....

Can't help thinking she's up to something though.

Hire a spy, something is definitely up.
Next thing she will be saying she's "going into labour" pff Women.

bear1 · 28-08-2014 02:00PM

damagegt wrote: »

We were sixteen.She told me she was going to kill herself if i didn't get back with her.I gave her some rope and picked out a tree for her.I told her she would be doing the world a favor.She didn't do it.She did nic her fathers car and crash it,her mother tried to bill me saying I drove her to it.:eek:

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

:eek:

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