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Craziest thing your ex did as revenge?

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    #62
    minion35
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭minion35


    Got her mother too attack me in a bank after I'd broken up with her ... Another night she said she would throw herself off a balcony in a local nightclub after telling me that my two best friends were in love with her and I was just jealous. The two best friends in question were both beside me laughing at everything she said and calling her a nut.


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    #63
    Ken Shamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Ken Shamrock


    Knine wrote: »
    He used to go around with a camera pen in his shirt pocket to record me!

    When returning our child from access he would remove the plastic bib ( 10 for 4 euro in penny's) from around her neck & take any toys or balloons off her, pull them out of her little hand. She is disabled.

    He lied & said I refused to let his daughter go on access. Unfortunately for him I had a copy of all his emails refusing access.

    Send me registered letters full of written crap every week.

    When in a medical centre with above child he would follow me to my car & stand between open car door & car so I could not drive off.

    Stand in my garden for ages if I would not open the hall door.

    I think I win!

    Sh1t just got real...


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    #64
    Shiraz 4.99
    Site Banned Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Shiraz 4.99


    I used work the evening shift in the hospital, finished 11pm where I used walk pass a row of council houses on the way home.
    One of the new young yummy mummies used leave the light on if she wanted a "visit".
    Anyway this went on for about 6 months until she told me her ex was back, I was sulking away when she took me 2 doors down to her friends house.
    The friend had similar needs & she spent a good hour showing the new girl how I liked it, full bore 3some for my benefit.

    Anyway, I started to really fall for the new girl but didn't the other one break up with her ex again.
    She used curtain twitch on nights I walked passed then bang on your ones door once she knew we were at it.
    Next thing I knew there had been a full on fight between the 2 of them in broad daylight with the kids watching on, i made a retreat after that.


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    #65
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    An ex told me that if I brought my new boyfriend into a pub where he drinks then he'd send him home in an ambulance! I wasn't planning on going in there, it's just another pub in town to me but I had to laugh that he thought it was 'his'. The new guy drank there more than the crazy one.


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    #66
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »
    I used work the evening shift in the hospital, finished 11pm where I used walk pass a row of council houses on the way home.
    One of the new young yummy mummies used leave the light on if she wanted a "visit".
    Anyway this went on for about 6 months until she told me her ex was back, I was sulking away when she took me 2 doors down to her friends house.
    The friend had similar needs & she spent a good hour showing the new girl how I liked it, full bore 3some for my benefit.

    Anyway, I started to really fall for the new girl but didn't the other one break up with her ex again.
    She used curtain twitch on nights I walked passed then bang on your ones door once she knew we were at it.
    Next thing I knew there had been a full on fight between the 2 of them in broad daylight with the kids watching on, i made a retreat after that.

    none of that is actually true is it?


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    #67
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »
    I used work the evening shift in the hospital, finished 11pm where I used walk pass a row of council houses on the way home.
    One of the new young yummy mummies used leave the light on if she wanted a "visit".
    Anyway this went on for about 6 months until she told me her ex was back, I was sulking away when she took me 2 doors down to her friends house.
    The friend had similar needs & she spent a good hour showing the new girl how I liked it, full bore 3some for my benefit.

    Anyway, I started to really fall for the new girl but didn't the other one break up with her ex again.
    She used curtain twitch on nights I walked passed then bang on your ones door once she knew we were at it.
    Next thing I knew there had been a full on fight between the 2 of them in broad daylight with the kids watching on, i made a retreat after that.
    That's a mad dream. Were you disappointed or happy when you woke up?


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    #68
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »
    I used work the evening shift in the hospital, finished 11pm where I used walk pass a row of council houses on the way home.
    One of the new young yummy mummies used leave the light on if she wanted a "visit".
    Anyway this went on for about 6 months until she told me her ex was back, I was sulking away when she took me 2 doors down to her friends house.
    The friend had similar needs & she spent a good hour showing the new girl how I liked it, full bore 3some for my benefit.

    Anyway, I started to really fall for the new girl but didn't the other one break up with her ex again.
    She used curtain twitch on nights I walked passed then bang on your ones door once she knew we were at it.
    Next thing I knew there had been a full on fight between the 2 of them in broad daylight with the kids watching on, i made a retreat after that.

    I don't believe a word of it, but thanks for making me smile anyway :D

    I actually wish it was true for you!


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    #69
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »
    I used work the evening shift in the hospital, finished 11pm where I used walk pass a row of council houses on the way home.
    One of the new young yummy mummies used leave the light on if she wanted a "visit".
    Anyway this went on for about 6 months until she told me her ex was back, I was sulking away when she took me 2 doors down to her friends house.
    The friend had similar needs & she spent a good hour showing the new girl how I liked it, full bore 3some for my benefit.

    Anyway, I started to really fall for the new girl but didn't the other one break up with her ex again.
    She used curtain twitch on nights I walked passed then bang on your ones door once she knew we were at it.
    Next thing I knew there had been a full on fight between the 2 of them in broad daylight with the kids watching on, i made a retreat after that.

    What's the name of this movie again?


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    #70
    wandatowell
    Registered Users Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    A mate of a mate got dumped by his bird and he told her he had cancer so she wouldn't leave him. She bought it too and they got married a year or two ago.

    Dudes be crazy.


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    #71
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    wandatowell wrote: »
    A mate of a mate got dumped by his bird and he told her he had cancer so she wouldn't leave him. She bought it too and they got married a year or two ago.

    Dudes be crazy.

    Err? The amount of sick people out there is amazing.
    Did the wife not realise he wasn't going into the chemo or at the very least hospital visits?
    Or was he more hoping she'd forget about it?


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    #72
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    mauzo! wrote: »
    An ex told me that if I brought my new boyfriend into a pub where he drinks then he'd send him home in an ambulance! I wasn't planning on going in there, it's just another pub in town to me but I had to laugh that he thought it was 'his'. The new guy drank there more than the crazy one.

    "This town ain't big enough......." etc

    I guess it's a peculiar male trait. We can't control one thing (keeping a girlfriend) so lay down a weird (but actually quite limited) ultimatum to convince ourselves that we still control something. Not all men, just some, I guess.


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    #73
    Knine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Knine


    Bob.Carcass wrote: »
    Sh1t just got real...

    And there is more lots more. One other notable thing was he refused to sign for the passport consent & our child needed it to get medical treatment in the UK. I had to go to court to get it.

    Thankfully I'm with a lovely man now.


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    #74
    ElKavo
    Registered Users Posts: 861 ✭✭✭ElKavo


    For me it was the "I'm pregnant" line. Which really sucked as it was my first time!! Didn't put me off women for that long though!


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    #75
    Ken Shamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Ken Shamrock


    Knine wrote: »
    And there is more lots more. One other notable thing was he refused to sign for the passport consent & our child needed it to get medical treatment in the UK. I had to go to court to get it.

    Thankfully I'm with a lovely man now.

    I'm glad to hear it


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    #76
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Knine *thud* that's my jaw hitting the floor. Words fail me.


    I'm glad that you and your child are both ok. I'm really glad you found a nice man.


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    #77
    littlemouse22
    Registered Users Posts: 336 ✭✭littlemouse22


    After I finished with my ex I noticed that the sensored lights in the front garden would be going off alot, but thought nothing of it as just assumed was a cat or whatever, few days later was only out of the shower walking into the bed room (Towel on, thanks god!), turned the light on, ready to pull the curtains when I see my ex in the tree outside of my house peeping in the window, nearly died of the fright! Absolute creep.


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    #78
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    littlemouse22 wrote: »
    After I finished with my ex I noticed that the sensored lights in the front garden would be going off alot, but thought nothing of it as just assumed was a cat or whatever, few days later was only out of the shower walking into the bed room (Towel on, thanks god!), turned the light on, ready to pull the curtains when I see my ex in the tree outside of my house peeping in the window, nearly died of the fright! Absolute creep.

    Was his surname McFly?


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    #79
    Knine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Knine


    littlemouse22 wrote: »
    After I finished with my ex I noticed that the sensored lights in the front garden would be going off alot, but thought nothing of it as just assumed was a cat or whatever, few days later was only out of the shower walking into the bed room (Towel on, thanks god!), turned the light on, ready to pull the curtains when I see my ex in the tree outside of my house peeping in the window, nearly died of the fright! Absolute creep.

    Do we have the same ex? :-)


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    #80
    Shiraz 4.99
    Site Banned Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Shiraz 4.99


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    none of that is actually true is it?

    Kind of hard to prove but you'll have to take my word for it.
    Actually another story about the 2nd one you'll enjoy even more.
    We were staying in a hostel, 6 to a room in bunk beds, segregated on gender for obvious reasons.
    Anyway, after a night on the tiles I sneaked in to give my missus a good night kiss, she being on the top bunk.
    While I was kissing with passion her friend on the bottom bunk reached inside my boxers & begun doing things her mother wouldn't be proud of.
    Once I'd finished she neatly tucked me away & lay silently back on her pillow below.
    Luckily my missus was well drunk & never noticed my quiet groans or probably put it down to her wonderful kissing technique.

    I realise this probably seems more fanciful than the first story but I seemed to attract a lot of this attention growing up.


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    #81
    Ken Shamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Ken Shamrock


    Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »
    Kind of hard to prove but you'll have to take my word for it.
    Actually another story about the 2nd one you'll enjoy even more.
    We were staying in a hostel, 6 to a room in bunk beds, segregated on gender for obvious reasons.
    Anyway, after a night on the tiles I sneaked in to give my missus a good night kiss, she being on the top bunk.
    While I was kissing with passion her friend on the bottom bunk reached inside my boxers & begun doing things her mother wouldn't be proud of.
    Once I'd finished she neatly tucked me away & lay silently back on her pillow below.
    Luckily my missus was well drunk & never noticed my quiet groans or probably put it down to her wonderful kissing technique.

    I realise this probably seems more fanciful than the first story but I seemed to attract a lot of this attention growing up.

    Hahahahahaha the plot thickens. Pics or it didn't happen


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    #82
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Bob.Carcass wrote: »
    Hahahahahaha the plot thickens. Pics or it didn't happen

    Pics or, you know, and introduction to these ladies ;)


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    #83
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Bob.Carcass wrote: »
    Hahahahahaha the plot thickens. Pics or it didn't happen

    I'm ok with not seeing pics of a guy being tossed off.


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    #84
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »
    I realise this probably seems more fanciful than the first story but I seemed to attract crave a lot of this attention growing up.


    Fixed that for you there Shiraz.

    I'd honestly expected to read this thread and laugh at a few funny revenge stories. Some of the stories posted here are just frightening tbh. I don't have any crazy ex revenge stories myself, still mates with a lot of 'em.


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    #85
    minion35
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭minion35


    Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »
    Kind of hard to prove but you'll have to take my word for it.
    Actually another story about the 2nd one you'll enjoy even more.
    We were staying in a hostel, 6 to a room in bunk beds, segregated on gender for obvious reasons.
    Anyway, after a night on the tiles I sneaked in to give my missus a good night kiss, she being on the top bunk.
    While I was kissing with passion her friend on the bottom bunk reached inside my boxers & begun doing things her mother wouldn't be proud of.
    Once I'd finished she neatly tucked me away & lay silently back on her pillow below.
    Luckily my missus was well drunk & never noticed my quiet groans or probably put it down to her wonderful kissing technique.

    I realise this probably seems more fanciful than the first story but I seemed to attract a lot of this attention growing up.

    It's ok, I like to watch porn as well and pretend it's me.


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    #86
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Shiraz 4.99 wrote: »
    Kind of hard to prove but you'll have to take my word for it.
    Actually another story about the 2nd one you'll enjoy even more.
    We were staying in a hostel, 6 to a room in bunk beds, segregated on gender for obvious reasons.
    Anyway, after a night on the tiles I sneaked in to give my missus a good night kiss, she being on the top bunk.
    While I was kissing with passion her friend on the bottom bunk reached inside my boxers & begun doing things her mother wouldn't be proud of.
    Once I'd finished she neatly tucked me away & lay silently back on her pillow below.
    Luckily my missus was well drunk & never noticed my quiet groans or probably put it down to her wonderful kissing technique.

    I realise this probably seems more fanciful than the first story but I seemed to attract a lot of this attention growing up.
    Walter Mitty doesn't have a scratch on you....


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    #87
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    For the record I don't have any crazy exes. Not too many exes full stop!

    Teach me your ways Shiraz!!


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    #88
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    smash wrote: »
    Walter Mitty doesn't have a scratch on you....

    "This one time, me and Walter Mitty arrived back to his house after the pub and there's his wife, her sister and a 14 inch......"


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    #89
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,486 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Awaiting Shiraz's next post

    "This one time at band camp"


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    #90
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    "This one time, me and Walter Mitty arrived back to his house after the pub and there's his wife, her sister and a 14 inch......"

    "Sub from Subway, spicy Italian I believe it was. Anywhooo the wife of Walter Mitty decided to stick it......"


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    #91
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    bear1 wrote: »
    "Sub from Subway, spicy Italian I believe it was. Anywhooo the wife of Walter Mitty decided to stick it......"

    ....in a plastic box and paper bag for me to take home and eat for my lunch the next day. But before that she opened up her......


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